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in french Spongebob is translated literally as "bob l'éponge", while patrick star is, of course, "patrick étoile" but squidward, for some reason, is called "Carlo".
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forgot that inside the icon.there’s still a young girl from québec.
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wyd if you pull up to the club and this is how they dance to rihanna?
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this is either a reception of 100 americans or 10 europeans.
the wedding i went to last night had an open bar with free cigs 🥰
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in communism there’ll be one really really really big washing machine.
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I am devastated. My students—who have only experienced education systems which value grades and testing and nothing else—do not come to my class with a liberal humanist mindset seeking education and culture for its own sake.
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french people are obsessed with putting syrup in their water.
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discovered /r/gooncaves. top posts of all time suggest it’s total amateur hour. they’re supposed to be craven maximalist porn addicts and the best they can manage is playing porn on three monitors and haphazardly placing porn posters on their walls. no sense of artistry. boring!.
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il se brosse les dents en étudiant la carte du métro comment voulez-vous ne pas tomber amoureux
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à nantes il y a littéralement un éléphant géant sauvage terrifiant but ok its “safe” ???
mais ya encore des gens assez bêtes pour croire a cette fable de nantes ville dangereuse.
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Naturally to inculcate such values I have assigned 300 pages of reading each week.
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scariest thing about the french is they think this is normal writing paper
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it makes sense that france is the nation of sociology. if i was living amongst french people i too would be asking serious questions.
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i do this for my husband but your thing is cool too
When I started dating my husband he asked me to kiss all of his cigarettes before he went home.
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film camera nerds are always like shot on 200 year old kodak gold 900 that i found in the black sea and dried on a tree in chernobyl and had developed on the international space station. and then the pictures are just empty midwestern parking lots.
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quebec passed a new language law so govt websites now ask that you meet certain criteria to use the english version
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why am i just learning that the most attended state funeral in history was Tito’s?
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marxists are mad that nolan's oppenheimer attributes 'property is theft' to marx after claiming to have read all three volumes in the original german but it's honestly really marxist of him to posture like that.
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the american labour aristocracy the moment they hear the revolution is coming
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Pop philosophy books in America: 48 Rules to Extract Wealth from Your Friends and Relatives.Pop philosophy books in France: Le Manifeste of the Left-Nitzchéen Spinoziste.
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while it’s funny and easy to work around on a website, the law is actually quite evil as immigrants won’t be able to receive public services in english after their first 6 months here which is completely deranged.
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thinking about the most important soviet rockstar the wasian king viktor tsoi
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in france to become a police officer you literally need to write an essay on Le wokisme.
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france is so body fascist that every food ad has a warning telling you “not to snack between meals for your health” like it’s alcohol.
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learn about communism at !!! free ebooks and cheap paper copies of beautifully typeset texts available now !!!
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slay androgyne à la boulangerie (la caissière m’a apostrophé avec un « monsieur ? non… madame… ? je sais pas. »)
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and they have an illustrated braille edition of le petit prince 🐑💗
It’s so funny how whenever bookish people visit NYC they go to the B&N in Union Square or The Strand when Albertine literally exists and is across from the Met
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its crazy how many people in the humanities have sparknotes level takes on topics they are ostensibly experts on.
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[reading about economic planning in maoist china] i could’ve planned that better.
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l’autre soir je l’ai prise a 23h et il n’y avait que moi et un fou sur le quai qui hurlait TA GUEULE a chaque annonce vocale.
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inside every english woman there is a philomena cunk waiting to be unleashed.
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What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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and finally the goon couple, where the gooner and goonette goon together in the same cave, the ultimate parallel play.
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québécois people in the sixties discovering fanon, memmi, césaire and then choosing to believe they were the “white n-words of north america” will never not be hilarious.
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a tale as old as time.
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from what i understand goon culture is all about parallel play: from gooner:porno (the gooner parallel plays with porn, which itself literally plays in parallel with even more porn ), but also gooner:gooner (the gooner plays in parallel with other gooners via reddit).
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suddenly remembering i’ve been to this kind of country bar once outside ottawa and it literally felt like being in twin peaks. there was a mechanical bull.
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confession la premiere fois qu’on m’a dit rendez-vous chez oim j’ai tapé OIM dans google maps
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want to write a think piece on the way the term "twink" has become completely meaningless in its adoption by bookish intellectual men who want a proximity to hotness.
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but florence pugh really should've spine checked him instead of making him read the bhagavad gita.
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the queer feeling of hanging out with friends discussing our lives and common interests>>>>>>>.
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marxist life hack: whenever things interact with eachother in a complicated way, you can say it’s a dialectical relationship and call it a day.
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NOTA BENE: i’m laughing not because i think dealers aren’t human, but because i think the french aren’t. thank you god bless 🙏.
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just saw 3 schoolgirls running a lemonade stand. didn’t buy anything, of course. you don’t want to encourage petit-bourgeois inclinations in suburban youth.
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