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My prof pic is Vinni Pukh enjoying a deep sniff of a delicious bowl of honey. He’s from the Soviet cartoon version of Winnie the Pooh
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Kpop idols finding out their company-assigned personality trait a week before debuting
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The period of kpop where if you were a guy idol you could walk into work one day and be told that you’d be looking after toddlers for the next month. Maybe you have a fake wife that you have to mime domesticity for your fans. Tomorrow you have to do an Olympic obstacle course
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Jungkook: oh no… I seem to have forgotten our standing order once again… you’d think I’d remember it after 9 years… oh well Namjoon I guess you better manhandle me immediately… maybe grab my waist haha…
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You sleep over night on JK’s couch and wake up at 3 am to see Bam pouring himself a cup of coffee and sitting down with a newspaper
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The megtan photos look kind of like a rowdy group of high school friends taking a photo with their favorite literature teacher Yoongi who’s 65 years old and is just happy to see his students having fun
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Beginning to think that if I played Paradise in front of bts they’d ask me if this is a new song
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Every story about Jungkook is like. “I had a short conversation with him and at the end he gave me the keys to his car and he cleaned my house for free and then he gave me a little smile and his eyes were like this O•O”
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WE ARE NOW GOING TO PROGRESS TO SOME STEPS WHICH ARE A BIT MORE DIFFICULT.. READY.. SET .. BEGIN... *RECORD SCRATCH* BIG HIT EXCLUSIVE.. BIG HIT EXCLUSIVE... DJ .. FRIZ!! WHO'S THAT? B A N G T A N... BA-BA-BA-BANGTAN SONYEONDAN.. WHAT! *RECORD SCRATCH* *GUNSHOT*
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ARMYs: haha Jungkook would you love me if-
Jungkook tearing up: why would you ask that. I would take care of you. I would build a life for us. I would spend my dying days making sure you are happy. I’m so sorry I ever made you doubt me… I will work hard to make sure you always t
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i know we joke but like for real why did they go so crazy for the soundtrack to a game. a game that everyone stopped playing after a few weeks but that apparently had years' worth of fully acted out content. why did jimin pour his heart into that I WISH THAT YOU WOULD LOVE.. ME..
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I refuse to watch IWTV because I have my own version of the show based off these tweets. From what I can tell, this man is French, slutty, evil, a little stupid and both the devil and a victim. Maybe a vampire. Don’t tell me anything about him in the replies I do not care to know
louis mon cœur... get my wallet s'il vous plaît... a gentil nigerian prince has requested but a modest stipend!... a poor noble, just as I... and also louis, these érotique single mamas... how do they know my area? did you tell them chéri, are they my treat tonight?
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Taehyun: hello BTS do any of you happen to know about the geopolitics of the Baltic republics and/or how to put up a shelf
[MIN YOONGI is typing…]
Txt member Taehyun mentioned SUGA when asked about bts and txt group chat
👤: "Whenever we ask for help Suga sunabenim always helps us and sends long paragraphs and we're really thankful to him for this!"
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Charlie Puth when he realized Jungkook wasn’t laughing at his jokes
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They should hold a one-day-only Bruno Mars and Justin Bieber concert in Seoul on the same day and see what happens
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Joon will post a photo of a whiteboard with the most insane shit on it like “200 hip thrusts, 193 kg, moaning mandatory” “43 mile run” “5 triathlons” and maybe an equation or too and then caption it UGHHHH guys this sucks why do I have to do this :( that is YOUR HANDWRITING!!!
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stop saying jungkook is bad at acting he just doesn't want to yell convincingly at a woman
#ally
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This is so funny pleeeease his PR team had a long talk after the Grammys
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Bts for the past year
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Glass animals and Japanese breakfast best new artist is so funny like at this rate shinee really do stand a chance next year
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Sorry I know it’s been months but it’s so funny that Jungkook released a song called Seven and that song was about nonstop fucking
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“Last day of 10th grade English with Mr Min 😩😩😩😝😝😝 thanks for bumping my grade up to a B- you’re a legend!!!”
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Mark Lee habitability zone
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Yeah because Justin Timberlake is a name everyone wants to be associated with in 2023 right
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me on the bus from work in summer 2019: oh no my cards weren't good enough for this round :/ oh well whatever
the bts vocal line in the back:
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seeing "bieber hyung" trending is so funny because you never know which group is responsible for that since apparently half of the men aged 20-26 in south korea are obsessed with Him
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OH MY HEART'S ...... ON FIRE..... FOR YOUR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
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@dearminiemoni
True!! Imagine you say “I learned English from this textbook” and all of a sudden you’re the book’s ambassador
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Guys what if Jimin and Taemin become friends and even are spotted having a mysterious conversation under some bleachers but then Jimin receives a grave warning that Taemin is not the person he used to be and
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You don’t get it. He was wearing a frog blindfold. Sometimes he holds a LAMB. and sometime he has toe socks on. And sometimes he says he likes stories with yearning. And that he is sensitive to smells. And his eyes go OJO. And he has a nose the likes of which you wouldn’t believe
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The replies on this give the exact same feeling as when people celebrated getting two weeks off school in March 2020
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아미들! 맛있는 음식 준비하고 기다리는 중?
조금만 기다리면 찐 방탄회식의 말마나소년단 대기 중!
아미들 여기야 여기! 여기로 들어오라9 🫣💜
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#2022BTSFESTA
#BTS9thAnniversary
#2022
찐방탄회식
#진짜로가보자9
#한잔들이켜어어어어엌
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MONK TELLS ALL!!! The SHOCKING truth about BTS Rap Monster: “I can’t wait to be done with my fucking military service so I can stop filtering myself”.. “Yes I said that”, Kim confirms. “I didn’t realize monks talked to paparazzi but yes those are my words”. Read more on page 3….
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OPEN LETTER TO FANS, ARTISTS, EMPLOYEES, AND SHAREHOLDERS OF SM ENTERTAINMENT
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WOH jokes are so funny I’m sorry I know it’s the same joke every time but you’d think that song was a misogynist anthem and not like. Slightly horny music with perplexing lyrics
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Beethoven is really coming in with a daesang sweep !! Loving this 2nd gen representation 🥺🥺
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I feel like Jungkook treats going live like he’s playing the Sims where he randomly remembers he enjoys it, spends hours and hours on it, and then forgets about it for another 6-12 months
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really good discography opener i think. iconic one might say. if one wanted to label it.
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Rob Epstein watching this zoom call and seeing the guy say “thanks to Jeffrey Epstein”
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most fucked up part of that tpain usher story is that usher had the flight attendant WAKE TPAIN UP!! to WALK TO THE BACK OF THE PLANE!! woke up two seconds ago, still shaky on your feet trying to get to the back without falling and usher's standing like this waiting to insult you
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This is the good version of when they send girl groups to dance for soldiers. Sending in Soobin to dance for students
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This is to me the exact inverse of the Chuu Outing Gay Couple clip
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Can someone please tell me why Kendall Roy’s children are on my for you page making tik toks with the biggest fucking rabbit I’ve seen in my life
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Kim Seokjin and user Jinquavious
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Took me a full minute to realize they didn’t mean Hobi and rose are both dating this man unaware of the other’s presence
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Every time I read a Korean speaker’s post about how They talk to each other it’s like. “The ONLY people who talk like this are long time partners who have been dating for 6+ years and are madly in love and also having sex daily” and I have to say Oh Ok :) and go on with my day
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Big Hit shareholders showing up to meet the new trainees that Bang PD has been bragging about for months
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Guys am I crazy or are they hinting at a TaeKook subunit announcement
King Charles' first-ever Christmas speech may have a 'surprise'
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The eye contact thing is crazy he’s making a statement there about observation changing the nature of an event. It was not gay until he observed it at which point it became gay. Quantum Blowjobs…. Schrodinger’s Bisexuality…
Diplo reveals he’s not defining his sexuality:
“I’m sure I’ve gotten a blowjob from a guy before. I don’t know if it’s gay unless you make eye contact… I think the best answer I have is I’m not not gay. There are a couple guys I could date, life partner-wise.”
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“I hope he can find true love and have three beautiful children” is the same exact energy as this kind of fan art
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This isn’t meant to insult Charlie Puth I love him and that song he did with Camilla Cabello yaaaas I love it when you call me senorita 🥴 ok but for real I have nothing against the man
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Soobin listen to me very carefully. You need to tell Namjoon that there’s a new challenge where people look directly at the camera and clearly state what they are working on, whom they’re working with, and PRECISELY when it will be released. Do you get it. Repeat it back to me.
namjoon (rm) from bts mentioned soobin on live
👤 the txt members?
👤 if soobin says he wants to do (a challenge with me) then i’ll do it
@TXT_members
@TXT_bighit
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The average account on here now sounds like OP in the jinquavious block and report tweet
sometimes i think about what the current army twt would say if they saw how it was like on 2017-18 army twt. you weren’t there for the cow hybrid debacle
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Grandma stays in the cage until she stops donating her social security money to Connor Roy’s presidential campaign
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They should keep giving him awards and letting the backlash cycle continue I want to see how long it takes for him to start his thank you speech with a shakily delivered land acknowledgment
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Taehyung would have an endless supply of images of family guy characters in cunty outfits and you’d be like. Where are you getting these family guy pictures from and he’d say What’s Family Guy.
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Jin emailing his sergeant or whatever the fuck to make sure he could make it today
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Vernon (an empath): I see everybody’s aura fading, they can’t be themselves without being anxious
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Just saw someone say “he’s looking at other girls i can’t breathe” about Yoongi. He is NOT I promise you
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The unemployed friend on Weverse at 12pm on a Wednesday:
🐰 Have I prepared for my album? No I haven’t prepared yet haha I know you all are looking forward to it and I’m looking forward to it too but I’ve completely stopped my work and it’s become a habit, I’m enjoying not doing anything
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Chris Rock is lucky Joon didn’t come in person to support Will Smith actually
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Putting kid laroi in between charli xcx and Hobi as a test to every gay person in that audience
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Silk Sonic is the greatest commitment to a bit that the music industry has ever seen
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my god something is wrong with moas .. i have not seen a single funny tweet in the quotes what is wrong with you all
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Looooove that Jimin always types things out to translate easier, it’s so so sweet of him.. Park “Accessibility” Jimin……. Unrelated but do you think he’s ever seen the CUM weverse photo
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Can’t believe they’re sending bts to the army in silliness order. That’s why Joon said he won’t be going for a while.. he’s been working out.. shaving his hair.. trying to reduce his silliness score to absolute zero
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Shooky shooky, shooky shooky. Shooky shooky, milky shooky. Lucky chucky, icy cakey. Okey dokie, walkie talkie.
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No no the reason I have a hickey is uh, I was drunk and I slipped and uh. This part is so funny haha I slipped and my mouth was open I was screaming like AHHHH right? And I landed on him and my mouth was on his neck and I guess I started sucking? maybe that’s why you heard moans,
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The caption is from Namjoon’s POV actually. Moni is HIS hyung
Using moni's birthday as an opportunity to say that namjoon considers himself moni's HYUNG, not DAD😭
#모니야생일ㅊㅋ
#HappyBirthdayRapmon
10 YEARS WITH RAPMON
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Best part of Lollapalooza was when Lori Lightfoot came out and announced jhope is the mayor of Chicago for the next ten years
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The damage this particular video has done to me cannot be understated
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It’s so funny when someone reacts to bts or solo music like Oh shit I kinda like this and instead of being normal My Fellow Adorable Representatives hop in the replies with 50 long paragraphs talking about Unique Individual Color and BTSpop 💜 BE NORMAL YOU ARE SCARING THE HOES!!
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