Mai ⚞•⚟||MET DAN AND PHIL?!||
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21 | d&p since 2015 | 🏳️🌈| she/they :) |🍉|tit brum n2, Manny n1& n2| bluesky same @ as here
hell minors dni
Joined October 2016
i love how all of us gave over our emails/ phone numbers no questions asked like do any of us have any internet safety concerns? especially before dan changed it so we could dm him like what if he was hacked and we all just handed over our details 😭.
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i feel like we can’t talk about how d&p did this and how them coded it is without mentioning this
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you’re telling me they spent £80 on matching crop tops??? I HATE THEM!! I DONT CARE!!! I DONT GAF!!!.
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what the fuck could they possibly be doing on a stage that caused phil to crack a rib? i’m genuinely worried.
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there’s something so… about this and i cannot put my finger on it
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i was making sure it was real but all the other comments are either phannies or people having an aneurism over who phil is 😭
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the fact he didn’t even react to phil taking the piss out of [dan] someone needs to sedate that man
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i love how people are like “no matter what they say it’s weird to read fanfic about them” and they come out with a whole video about self insert medieval fantasy mpreg fics
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oh thank FUCK i’m not the only one who disagrees with the “vibes being off” 😭.
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he’s doing an interpretative dance so phil will let him stay over on the tour bus
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nah ngl if my partner of 15 years came home and said “i made a new friend called maisie” she’d be locked out the house idc.
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can i say hamster?.
share a piece of lore from your fandom.
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people putting pride flags in their pfp’s when their pfp’s are dan and phil? you don’t need to do that baby girl /silly.
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these 2 together have killed me off. OKAY PUSH YOUR SILLY LITTLE BF UP THE HILL TO SEE THE PRETTY TREE LIGHTS TOGETHER THATS FINE
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NO WAY I GOT NOTICED FOR WORKING AT CLAIRES
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don’t let the tour distract you from the fact dan still hasn’t dropped the save the bees merch 🙂↕️.
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Me at the gates: Heyyyy god. God: Hey girl so look it’s really straightforward the one rule is that you can’t have read a fic where Phil is a history teacher, Dan is his teaching assistant, they go on a school trip to paris and fall in love . Me: Ok Listen.
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@EDITINGZ0NE it’s the fact they didn’t even ship to the uk because you can’t get melatonin over the counter here 😭.
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happy #phanniefriday me and my partner took this photo when i was in hospital in january. these spot the difference games are getting really hard
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like be so fr if they didn’t want to do it THEY WOULDNT!!! i know it’s a sponsor but they could’ve said no they do have a say in what they accept as a sponsorship and for the love of god let them be gay and whimsy! if you think the vibes are off that says more about you 🫶🫶.
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WE GOT CELEBRATION DANCE PART 2 😭😭😭
there’s something so… about this and i cannot put my finger on it
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and this is why i shouldn’t tweet at 2am once my meds kick in 💀 what does that even MEAN.
i can’t believe dan and phil invented the year 2009.
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i’ve decided that this might be one of the most devastating dan and phil videos post hiatus…. the joy and fondness they have for past projects… the cringe is dead factor…. i can’t do this
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incredible scenes in the mouse thanks to mint
stoned thoughts: has anyone named their wifi "the internet is here" because that's actually a genius name.
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NOT THE PHEAL ON ONE OF MY LECTURE SLIDES AS AN EXAMPLE OF FATNESS IN SEALS 😭 (i genuinely don’t think my lecturer realised its a plush which makes it so much funnier)
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@dilfoy some schools do but most schools (like mine) take u to the closest leisure centre or general swimming pool.
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phil’s not a 365 party girl but he is babygirl
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i haven’t made an edit in literally 8 years but i had the capcut app and a vision
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@dnpmagic phil had some freaky ass videos on his channel at this time i’m really not surprised.
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this bit had me giggling and kicking my feet. i’m so fond of 2 gay men in their 30’s
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IF YOU GET MORE THAN ONE M&G THAT IS OKAY CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF! let people be happy and its not “taking it from someone else” because no one is more deserving than anyone else. sincerely, a girl that didnt get m&g. if im not pressed neither should you be.
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i haven’t watched it yet but i think something gay happened idk
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i’m claiming this as my dan and phil clip thank you and goodnight
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@supernoodles123 like wdym you’re proud of ur man and it made you do a little happy dance WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN.
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@chloeisasleep @danielhowell @AmazingPhil OH MY GOD- CONGRATULATIONS! and to think sister daniel denied it 😭.
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it’s the same smile… doing something he loves but finally being free… *drops this and runs*
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i’m on my way home scrolling the timeline… they don’t wear skinny jeans because of WHAT?!?.
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@imcalledbella we arent 11-17 anymore and saying he was making it up/ not qualified? he wrote it WITH a psychiatrist wdym?.
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I FOUND A PHANNIE IN THE WILD THEY’RE ON MY UNI COURSE AND IN MY CLASS! ITS A BIG DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (me).
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talk about my wife like that again and WATCH
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LMFAO first phil trash “allegations” now a “flatmate”.
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i can’t believe dan and phil invented the year 2009.
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i would like to remind everyone that i had a cardiac arrest in January. time for round 2 🤪
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AWOOGA AWOOGA BOING BOING WOOF WOOF WOOF
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most unhelpful poll of the year goes to:
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@tom_harlock The fact that this is pretty much a series at this point makes me loose faith in humanity lmao.
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“hamster” “sports bra” “jockstrap” OKAY I GUESS??.
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in my defence
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@gothwxtch YES! exactly this. there IS a shift but it’s further towards authenticity and them being comfortable not the other way.
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for all you hand size freaks, definitely not me 😐
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this is a JOKE
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@wilfrdwrfstache i know he wont but i hope this makes it in 😭 could you imagine the reaction.
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toddlers trapped in 1996 or whatever dan said #phanniefriday (i had nothing so took these at work)
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me and my fiancée went to hamilton (again) on Tuesday so gays at hamilton this #phanniefriday
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@danielhowell @AmazingPhil the commitment to the bit the last couple have weeks has been absolutely astounding i’ll give you that.
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@dannotdaniel05 @danielhowell @AmazingPhil have you tried contacting the venue they might be able to help?.
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sox went to the vet today for a check up and flea treatment and he’s in perfect health and his teeth are incredible for a 10 year old! the vet diagnosed him with handsome. unfortunately it is incurable and means he has to be looked at appreciatively at least 3 times a day
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they say this more than us at this point (valid tho)
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idk who needs to hear this but “you are the first and last you” @TessaViolet ps she made me cry with that lil speech tonight
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feeding his Tudor princess grapes 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️iktr 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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railer reveal ✋🤓.
being a lesbian is wild bc tf u mean she railed me into the next dimension and now she’s giggling at phannie twt.
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the evolution of damn 👀👀 to WAIT PHIL SAVED THIS 😡😡.
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