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Needs Visual Effects work. Dad. Terrible musician. Cook. My opinions are my own. I started a remote VFX company 11 years ago. (he/him/a compositor)

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@jdhattin
I'm James. I cook. I VFX.
4 years
Here's a playlist of most of my cooking videos. Check them out. Subscribe. I will keep posting as long as there is food to cook and I need to eat.
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To Ted Cruz's daughter. There's a whole country of love and support for you and your feelings. Everything you feel is valid. These are hard years, and sometimes our families don't support us in the ways that we need, but there is a tribe for you out there no matter how you feel.
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@notcapnamerica Wanna watch me stir the RISOTTO for the WHOLE TIME? Cause I fucking filmed it all. Yikes. That's so much money.
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@AliceRHamilton There’s no federal control over elections. He literally has no legal control over that. Everything else would take acts of Congress.
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@RealBrianCutter @EoinHiggins_ An abortion at 8 months is because the mother is dying, the fetus has died or is about to, or can't possibly live outside of the womb (missing organs). It is also done in a hospital setting. It is also the worst thing in the world for any parent.
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@FrancisTheSailr @mschlapp Every fucking @GOP idea is the opposite of what anyone should do. Getting tickets to own the libs. buying Starbucks and drawing on the cups to protest Starbucks. Buy liberal books to burn to own the libs. It's exhausting how bad they are at this.
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@therecount Isn't this the guy that doesn't know the branches of government?
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@notcapnamerica I actually have that exact washer and I NEVER KNEW THAT. I walk into the kitchen all amazed and said to my wife "did you know you could lower this?" "yea"
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@Denverhuff @nick__puckett Stupid is as stupid does.
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This has blown up. If it offers any support to people who feel marginalized or at a loss to express themselves, then that's great. If this offends you... there's a whole internet for you to take your anger. Try Parler. If you like cooking stuff, check my pinned tweet. ☮️
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@AngelInvestorOG Well, that’s only one report. I have no idea what’s going on there. I’ve got a queer kid and a depressed kid. It would suck if both those things were in one kid. Times can be tough at that age.
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I was in a room with Tim Allen and I made people laugh so he made it his mission to say something funnier which got disgusting and fucking awkward. I’m voting for Biden.
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Dr. Ironclad, Brunch Democrat⚖️
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I passed Tilda Swinton on Wicklow St in Dublin, we casually smiled and up-nodded one another AND I'm voting for Biden/Harris.
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@DrJenGunter Every time my wife and daughter ovulate we hold a seance for the potential life, so it isn't forgotten... we use a ouija board. It always says the same thing: Y-O-U-A-R-E-D-U-M-B If only we could figure out what it says. 😏
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@covie_93 More musicians should do this. So Spotify is just Kid Rock and Joe Rogan. Maybe Right Said Fred for the Nazis.
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@notcapnamerica How he didn't backhand him in the face is completely beyond me.
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@AOC Or, if I’m being honest, DJT too.
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@ajplus Seems pretty on brand for Catholics though, doesn’t it. Pro life and all that.
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@Hooraydiation @vividvelveteen His master was laid off 4 years ago, doggo waited in the conference room the whole time, eventually turning to stone.
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@MacFarlaneNews So, a seditious traitor who died while seditioning. Okay. Cool.
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@Chriswb71 @clareblackwood Shingles vaccine sucked, but I’ve also had a minor case of shingles and THAT sucked for a lot longer.
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@FuMikechu I fucking hope not. He needs to publically say he loves and supports his kids. Period.
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Wife's friend's intubated bestie is being given a day or two to live. A. Get a vaccine. B. Don't vacation in Florida unvaccinated.
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@briprice661 @Logically_JC So dying from pregnancy isn’t a real issue? We are producing more energy and drilling more than we ever have. The most ever. Inflation is going down. The best economy in the world at the moment. Best stock market, ever. Best unemployment ever.
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@GianmarcoSoresi She prosecuted child rapists... He is a child rapist.
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@notcapnamerica @Moms4Liberty @4TiffanyJustice His mother doesn't deserve to have children.
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@geenar2 @Denverhuff @nick__puckett What’s a ‘home stupid’? Grammar is useful.
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@AOC wouldn't hurt just to get rid of DST.
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@docrocktex26 I just locked my mother-in-law out of Fox News and NewsMax TV stations with Parental Controls. I feel like I'm changing the world!
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@martydownunder @Variety Derrrr herrrrr ferddddeee. Feerrrrr
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@dunfeesl @MsMollyRachael Legal? There would be clinics inside of gas stations.
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@notcapnamerica Black insults are better too.
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@ParkerMolloy The TERF narrative is decidedly anti-dick. It is a fear-based economy used to drive hatred and derision. Meanwhile, tranmasc individuals are simply 'mistaken', 'confused', or 'reacting to historical abuse.' All of this is transparent, so to speak. No one should be silent.
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@kdixter @inthesedeserts @DanCrenshawTX Wrong. Seeking asylum is legal. More than 75% of asylum seekers go to all their hearings. At the same time, they look for other avenues of legal stays in the states. Many don’t get approved for asylum. Try facts, kiddo.
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@avishaiw @snarkylicious See also Disney renaming their kids shows after a couple of seasons so they don't have to pay extra for deals like this.
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What kills me is that most romcoms have 300-600 VFX shots. Car comps Beauty fixes Phone comps BG Extension/Location swap Retime/Fluid morph/Performance split screens De-Age (sometimes a whole different budget) No one notices and no one cares about these VFX-heavy movies.
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The person ultimately responded with 'i stand by what i said'. Early studio marketing of "Fury Road" heavily implied the movie had "very little" visual effects. It stuck. We will still be correcting people 20 years from now. There are countless other examples.
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@notcapnamerica “I just happened to sit next to the person I’m stalking.”
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@IAPonomarenko Classy red and black arm ba... heyyyyy wait a tick!
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My dude. You have seen so many CG cars and never known it. It would make your head spin how often cars get put in for safety reasons.
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Wild how seamless this composite of the taxi shooting through a stream of traffic is. Modern CG still can't even make a car driving along look believable most of the time.
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@bolling_debbie @notcapnamerica @RemakingManhood “My body gets the soap from washing my hair once every 2 weeks.” “Dude. You’re bald.” “Oh, is that what the smell is?”
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@Har_uki_ @offbeatorbit It would help the country.
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@YossiGestetner @nytmike @maggieNYT See... cause there was a crime possibly being committed. That's not going after someone, that's the rule of... wait for it.... motherfuckin' law.
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@Mayday2214 She didn’t ask for or get the help she needed. There are usually a myriad of signs before something like this happens. Not always. Lost a kid in my dojo to suicide. Was outgoing. Talented. Funny. Skilled. Bullied. Dead. Very sudden.
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We really need to keep an eye on the Christians in the country until we can figure out what is going on here. Maybe the churches can be taken over by drag queens until the abuse ends.
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Steven Greisen, 68, a christian filmmaker & singer in a christian band, pleaded guilty to a criminal attempt to solicit online sex w a minor. He will spend 5 yrs in Colorado’s supervision program for sex offenders.
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@liberalgoddess @JamesDoss50 @Chestnutt1975 @realDonaldTrump Keep going. I love this. “Crazy person conspiracy!” “Fact” “More crazy shit” “Fact” Seriously, I could watch this all day. It’s funny to see what the nut jobs think. ‘Hilary collided with Russians to lose the election!’ 😂🤷‍♀️
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@DonDonofman1 @RodKahx Had no idea shingles came from chicken pox infections 40 years ago. There’s always a surprise in store.
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@ShoutAloudNow @goldengateblond @GOP They are raising potential rapists. That's what you are saying. Not a young man who understands "no" a young man who believes "no means, maybe or even yes"
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@NeillBlomkamp At least you can get out when the doors won’t unlock. 🤷‍♂️
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Not looking for traction on this, but just a general rule of thumb... If you mention Stephanie Ruhle or Ali Velshi, there's a very good chance they will read your tweet. They are impossible to subtweet, and thus invincible to internet cattiness. p.s. Stay safe Ali.
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Hey guys! Trump is a racist... but he's also saying the most racist shit so we aren't talking about the fact that he raped a 13 year old girl. Way to take your eye off the ball...
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@pattonoswalt "Taika is so good he could even play HITLER and it would be charming and enlightening" "Oh"
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@RonFilipkowski Sorry, THIS administration is busy talking to unions and the working class to hear you. 😏
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@Leslieoo7 @RonFilipkowski His brother stopped talking... I wonder if he's in rehab.
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@CinnabonMonster @MizzMarshaS The perfect opportunity to laugh very loudly and obnoxiously and then say, “oh, my bad, that’s the Anglo laugh.”
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@NadsonFlesch @scott_squires @Alyssa_Milano I’m sorry. When 20 Connecticut children were shot to death and we did nothing as a country, we were lost. Our moral standing was obliterated. The fact that we steal children of those we see as ‘less than’ is only a natural outcome of our policy and apathy towards human life.
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@notcapnamerica Oh. So, no South East Asian American women as president? Or is it the “other” thing?
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@AdorableDashie @garywhitta @RammJaeger CEOs and C suite people push the morals of the company, they represent the company and as such, if they hold a view I don't like or respect, I will boycott their product. If a texture artist is a klansman I can't do anything about that.
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@UROCKlive1 @OhNoSheTwitnt “You will be able to defend yourself and your position.” Would get just about every white entitled asshole on the stand.
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@YouhannaFlora @washingtonpost It's a little early to be drinking this much.
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@MollyJongFast *berder King
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@notcapnamerica Keep an eye on that one. She’ll turn up in the news for something awful.
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Get your drones out and shoot clean plates for VFX.
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CHP reporting 100s of protestors are on the Bay Bridge shutting down westbound traffic into San Francisco. Not a single car on the western span upper deck into SF when it should be packed right now for the morning rush
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@notcapnamerica Oh is that what’s happening? Gay black men are “turning” straight black men, gay. I think if you can be “turned” gay, odds are you weren’t as straight as you think you were.
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@Angry_Staffer Biden has been warning about this for weeks.
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@DWUhlfelderLaw "home state" He's not even legally allowed to use Mar A Lago as his residence because it's a business. If he votes by mail from there, he would be committing voter fraud.
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LA River at Bob Hope Drive. It’s got about 10 feet before we need to worry. 😏
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@SollenbergerRC @C00KE_ He’s black on his Jewish side.
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@NBCNews These are Republican rules that Schiff is following.
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@PalmerReport Oh, is it Friday?
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@buckeyefarmgal @lawofruby Well, he is a criminal in so many instances. It sort of makes sense that law abiding citizens would want someone who crimes a lot to be held accountable.
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@ShizzleMc @docrocktex26 @kalindria The Walton principle. Donate to people who donate to your employees because you don’t pay them enough.
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@notcapnamerica We made dinner, ate dinner, and got halfway through the dishes before we found out the whole roof/attic was on fire... it was only wisps of smoke that made us look in the furnace closet to see the wall of flame. I was 11. Scary. I wish someone would have done this a lot earlier.
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@GVergenvrac @AgentSelf99B Why do you need two laws for one thing? Do we need multiple laws for everything?
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@notcapnamerica Remember when we saw John Wick and we were like “yea I can do that.” And we finished our 3 cheeseburgers apiece and went to Halloween superstore for some “body armor” and then we did meth… and … and I don’t remember much after that. Here’s some video you might like though.
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@acnewsitics Hi. Quick question here: What does "fully assimilated" mean? Is this Hugh-anon?
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@MistyStutz @WickedWalnut @Travistritt A family friend's bestie went to Florida to vacation without a vaccination. Got sick. Kicked out of Florida Now intubated. 2% chance of living. 100% need for a lung transplant. Likely won't live out the week... But you go, girl, maybe you can leave your family behind too.
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@huujcock42069 @bunnieshottips @tcmassie @CRod5261 @brenonade That’s true. We hate that the right is trying to erase 20% of society. As if they have a right to commit genocide. That’s hate worthy.
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@Buffyinnyc “Sometimes our families don’t support us.” I didn’t say they did or didn’t. I don’t know. Absolutely not judging them.
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@notcapnamerica The process in which men are raised from childhood is fairly toxic. Even the most progressive parents I know have their boys shun emotional expression. Not to be THAT guy, but that's why I hug and cuddle with my 17-year-old to this day. He has a healthy relationship with women.
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@Felonious_munk @JohnMFMclane Helps take the edge off the drinking.
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@Heathen_hctiB @thecovidslayer You know where you got it. It was the face to face conversation with a friend or a co worker. It was the elevator ride unmasked that took too long. There was a moment where you weren’t careful.
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@RFIA326 @KristenhCNN @ElizLanders Well, that and the whole treason thing. That’s pretty bad too.
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@MaryEll48816361 @ItsMalloryHagan @ann_neels “I felt threatened your honor”
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This is why you should buy DVD/BluRays.
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Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...
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@CapehartJ McCarthy. 😂
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Got a call for some VFX work. Holy shit guys. I might have shots to do. Maybe even make a mortgage payment.
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@KingsKnight3056 @notcapnamerica Didn’t change your withholding to keep up with Trump’s elite rich people tax cuts? Bummer. Get a repayment plan going.
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@tvaziri If only there was a union or a guild that would take the curse of some of that off. (by seeing some of that $1.6billion) Animators are literally the actors in most cases.
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I have to thank Mr Nakahara, my shop teacher at Arden junior high. I don’t think I would have ever known about Japanese internment camps without him sharing his experience. Don’t keep teachers from speaking their truths.
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@Fabio_o_0_o @BrentTerhune He’s amazing at parody. But as a fat white man, I’m kind of down with getting rid of the Michelin man too.
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@notcapnamerica Covid is a vascular disease. Those are the things that fail in a stroke and heart attack. Most people have had Covid more than once. Your chance of stroke and heart attack increase with every infection. The mRNA vaxx doesn’t cause that kind of problem.
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@Bronwyn21038448 @matthewamiller It's because there were deals made at the Republican National Convention in 2016. Trump will do whatever he wants. Almost all R's complicit.
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@notcapnamerica These keto diets are off the hook.
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@notcapnamerica When you meet a famous person, it leaves a huge impression on your life. When they meet you, it doesn’t. This is pretty much how our experiences with our children work. Or our parents. My mother never remembers the awful shit she did.
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@notcapnamerica If only there were some way to prevent a communicable airborne virus…
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