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feminist comedian ♥️🖤🤍💚 venmo; @AlexandraRoseH
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I’ve had it with these male comedians
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when I asked my pro life mom about the 3000 children who die every year from gun violence she rolled her eyes and said “that’s not that many.” we cannot work with republicans. we have to work around them.
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If you want some good news about a black person I just got my first job writing for tv 😊 today is my first day
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the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other
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love this photo of jonah hill’s grandfather
a woman being fined for wearing a bikini on a beach, in italy 1957
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Tiffany only exists just in case Ivanka needs organs
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Jesus Christ THIS IS A TRAP. Do not talk to the police if you experienced police brutality at a protest
TALK TO A LAWYER
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when you’re so pro life you gotta kill some bitches
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he died
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The picture I sent vs the one that went on the flier 🙃🙃🙃
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the thing about this Kansas City mass shooting is there were SO MANY cops there, scores of “good guys with guns” who had prepared for a potential active shooter, and 10 people still got shot. Police do not prevent crime.
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The Hollywood Improv is telling comedians not to do any pedophile jokes if Chris Delia is on the line up but I doubt you’ll hear any free speech defenders say shit about it
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1986 Cincinnati Balloon Disaster 🎈
can everyone please share one image that you find interesting, enjoyable, or alluring to look at for extended periods of time? thank you.
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idk how I never saw this clip of Rogan shitting bricks cuz Freddie Gibbs brought up the time Joe called Black people apes
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this guy has tried to fuck every trans comic on the west coast
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I can’t delete twitter cause I gotta be on this app when trump dies. I can’t miss that.
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welcome new followers. don’t be shocked at how much I hate tweet about serial rapist Chris Delia. he raped some of my friends and I’m gonna shit on him til he retires or is imprisoned (which should be soon 🤞🏽)
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I never hated Anne Hathaway or Amber Heard. If your initials are AH I consider us to be a team (except for the one guy)
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quick question… who is abusing the women, kids, and dogs?
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dudes get mad at the “women and children first” rule like women and children made that rule. that’s some tough guy “I ain’t scared to die” bullshit you guys did to yourselves. if you don’t want to go down with the ship then learn how to cry in public you sociopaths.
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CW: SA
I hate Chris Delia so much that I made a mini comedy special about it called Cex Kriminal. It’s free on YouTube! Here’s a clip!
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I cannot force Chris Delia to retire from stand up and podcasting but I believe it is within my power to ensure he never reads anything good about himself on the internet ever again
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I can’t believe the Washington Redskins changed their name to Lady A
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my friend reported a rape to the LAPD and one of the cops hit on her. said he had a good body and would treat her better than the rapist did.
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these two from OITNB still hold the record right? played mother and daughter when they’re less than two years apart in real life
Emmy Rossum On Playing Tom Holland's Mom In 'The Crowded Room' While Only Being 10 Years Older
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Portland Oregon restaurant bans serial predator Chris Delia ahead of his upcoming show 🎉 love my home town!
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White people,
You know what would be way more helpful than a black square? Letting your black friends correct your racism without you getting defensive and trying to argue. Racism hurts. If you didn’t mean to be hurtful than just apologize.
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happy Mother’s Day to the oldest daughter in every family
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was talking to a guy who told me women make rape accusations to get famous. I asked him to name a woman who did that. he said “Aziz Ansari.” I reminded him I asked for the woman’s name. he didn’t know it. she was his example of a lying fame whore and he didn’t even know her name.
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personally I think it’s wrong to have a white man play lilo
Zack Galifianakis has been cast in Disney+ live-action ‘LILO & STITCH’ remake.
(Source: )
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saw a show at the comedy store. jeselnik came out and said comedians who complain about cancel culture are fucking losers who need to shut up and do their job…. then whitney came out and complained about cancel culture
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hey
@erikgriffin
can you please stop telling the comedians that open for you that they are so attractive you might rape them?? I thought getting married would stop you 🧐 but I guess you need some public shame. STOP IT 🖕🏽
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Delia telling the hot wings guy that the 12 year old girls in Portugal were not into him…
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just had to go vote in person cause the state of California never sent my ballot in the mail. when I gave my info it said voter registration INACTIVE. A poll worker said “she probably hasn’t voted in a while.” I voted in 2020. it all took about 8 minutes. go vote in the recall!
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PPP, a government fund to help small businesses effected by COVID-19. Kanye took $2m. His wife is a billionaire. Jared & Ivanka took $2m. They made $135m since Trump’s election. Thousands are about to be homeless and they’re stealing from the less fortunate.
Fuck these assholes.
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Dave Chappelle reminds me of Steve Jobs. Maybe you’re a genius, but if everyone calls you a genius, to your face, for 20 years?? It’ll fuck up your brain. At the end, Steve Jobs thought he could cure his own cancer. And now Chappelle thinks he’s a sociologist or some shit.
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PROOF! We got Chris Delia ON TAPE! Interviews with multiple victims who confirm Delia’s abuse and cheating all in this hour long documentary.
SILLY GOOSE TIME IS OVER
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love when a hot girl has one super ugly tattoo like yes babe vandalize god’s masterpiece
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all the guys offended by this, sharing the poster all over Twitter, accidentally promoting the show for free, was definitely the point of the name. congratulations, you played yourself.
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now we know how to make him wrap up those 4 hour sets
Dave Chappelle abruptly ends show, walks off stage after fan pulls out phone during Florida gig: report
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@ogDimwit
he’s trying to rebrand as “Sober Christian” while still being very much addicted to cocaine
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feels like a good time to remind male comedians that I have over 20 years of nannying experience if anyone needs me to babysit their girlfriend
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Here is a thread of the screenshots from conversations that my friend had with Chris Delia.
Here is some context but I’m not gonna fault anyone for being skeptical.
WARNING: There is some pretty gross stuff in these screenshots.
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white people if you don’t have this energy we don’t need you
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grifting to the right post cancellation. classic move.
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if being gay was a choice there would not be straight women
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You can be encouraged by this video of Mitt Romney joining the protest and saying Black Lives Matter without letting him off the hook for dangerous policies he still supports
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this Jeff Ross thing, and all the male comedians who “don’t know what to say” about it stems from the gross belief that girls mature faster than boys. we don’t. we’re just as foolish, immature, and confused. grown men tell themselves girls are mature to justify “dating” teenagers
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you’re next
@chrisdelia
Danny Masterson has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, after being convicted for rape earlier this year.
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The Hollywood Improv took Delia’s shows off their calendar! 🎉 2023 off to a great start!
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6 year old Shirley Temple ain’t gon know what hit her
You can resurrect one movie star for 1 hour but in that hour they must appear on Hot Ones with no context for what they are doing. Who do you pick
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remember last year when tom segura was yelling that everyone on Twitter was too sensitive. now he’s crying over a checked bag
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being black is fun because the right is actively suppressing our votes and the left is responding to our murders by yelling at us to go vote
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you guys Chris Delia’s life is about to end 😂😂 I hope you’re ready for it. get your popcorn!!
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When I was in jr high I made a fake MySpace page for Orlando Bloom. Women from all over the world would profess their love to me and I would try to convert them to Christianity.
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POV: you walked into the Laugh Factory with an under-21 wristband
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imagine caring this much about a minor inconvenience. so embarrassing.
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@jacobahalaba
this guy doesn’t care about abused men. he just wants to use them as a counter argument to feminism
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can some due process bros walk me through what I should do next
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went to Delia’s show at the Improv last night and stood across the street
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THIS is how you handle a fucking ped0!
@kathygriffin
talks about her brother being a sex offender. Watch til the end! 😱
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my Instagram account has been permanently suspended because I posted this meme to my stories 😭😂 trying to appeal the decision
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hopefully this puts an end to Delia’s attempted comeback. this man needs to disappear.
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I cook for my man. I cut up each bite for him. I make airplane noises while I spoon it into his mouth.
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This is the joke she’s getting death threats over?? Lmao literally just this? I was bracing myself for something terrible this shit is hilarious.
#dinahashem
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we are on your watch right now and I do not have healthcare
On my watch, health care is a right not a privilege in this country.
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god I wish the Dave Chappelle who went to Africa could see the Dave Chappelle whose dick riding for an apartheid benefactor
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I wanna be the most famous person from my hometown of Tigard Oregon but idk if I can be funnier than Kaitlin Olson
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