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any / berkeley creature ! sexy string of text ! total liberation activist ! tho fr just antifascist + writer + animal advocate 🔻🇵🇸🌱

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@jacobahalaba
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8 months
foucault was so real for this
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@hebagowayed I’ve talked to survivors (some family members too) of the Japanese internment camps. As they were categorized by their answer to ‘do you swear absolute allegiance to the U.S,’ it feels similar to the ‘do you condemn Hamas’
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@jacobahalaba
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8 months
@BigSamThompson LMAOOO yes. this is foucault. a queer little man who fiends for other men
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8 months
y’all better stop acting like cis women aren’t also awful at sex
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2 months
writers/academics don’t historicize ongoing genocides challenge
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really thrilled that pankaj mishra is expanding on his brilliant LRB essay, "The Shoah After Gaza," with @penguinpress
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@jacobahalaba
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7 months
the right wing group on campus got me stacked up with some good ass stickers 😭
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1 year
@direthorn @titter42069 @CNN bro has a full ass Jesus profile picture then proceeds to do the opposite of his preachings 💀
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@jacobahalaba
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5 months
literally my friends and i at berkeley are on the grass gossiping about boys
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both funny and infuriating to see elected officials and media outlets portray Columbia University students who support Palestine as violent mobs when in reality, we are a bunch of nerds sitting on the grass.
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@hebagowayed it’s different, obviously, because Hamas is the resistance and Japan was its own imperial evil, but I mean more so in the loyalty test kind of way
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@jacobahalaba
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2 months
im a survivor. this is a shitty take that completely ignores how abuse and power is manufactured.
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you will never commit rape based off of your own circumstances or external factors there is nothing to be rehabilitated
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@ArsonAtDennys holy shit i didn’t know this. this is awesome
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@jacobahalaba
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1 year
@blgtylr Parents have been using children for clout for a *lot* longer than the word ‘clout’ has existed.
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8 months
@BigSamThompson why do you think academics are so queer & weird, they inherited it from Foucault
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2 months
seeing ‘manipulated media’ for the first time here and not the millions of other blatantly doctored media is so suspicious
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1 year
@theladykatie @Vegans4Preborn @AnimalUnite @tyrathetaurus so you’re not “pro-life” — you’re pro human life (& some part of me doubts that, too). let’s not forget that humans are the tiniest fraction of sentient life on earth.
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@jacobahalaba
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8 months
guys this wasn’t about pedophilia but if you’re conflating this with me being a pedo you should meet the adults that took advantage of me before the age of 18
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@jacobahalaba
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3 months
don’t think my grade for a class on anti-colonialism should’ve tanked for participating in the encampments, but whatever
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3 months
going through a rough time y’all. can i get a hug or a head pat or smth
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1 year
@bertil_hatt @nilocobau @RyanThomasB also perhaps the cost of my housing
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1 year
@rafaelshimunov if a flag tells you you aren’t wanted imagine your home & livelihood stolen
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1 year
@AliceRHamilton this is absolutely true but tbh abuse-related resources should be more available for men
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1 year
@ErinInTheMorn The easiest way to avoid scrutiny is authoritarian silence.
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2 months
@JortsTheCat @lizmnv @MeanderingStre1 Italian cops are notoriously fashie too 😭
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1 year
@itsmegangraves personally i took a good nap
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7 months
unfollow me and fuck off if you’re not for Palestian liberation
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@jacobahalaba
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2 years
OH SHIT I WON! I love SmokeLong!
@SmokeLong
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AAAAND the WINNER of the SMOKELONG AWP FLASH GLOBE OF GREAT GLORY PLUS $200 is……. @jacobahalaba Jacob Ahana-Laba! CONGRATULATIONS, Jacob—come get your AWESOME prize. And our massive congratulations and admiration to everyone who wrote a story at AWP. You are all marvels ⭐️
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1 year
@mattxiv called it
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@jacobahalaba
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3 months
never make the assumption that working at a rich facility = privilege. private schools exploit teachers a shit ton
@ChainsawCCC
Chainsaw 🎙️🚽🎥🇯🇵
3 months
At a private school
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1 year
@anniierau @xkcd There’s an @xkcd for everything
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@jacobahalaba
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1 year
@rodger @janecoaston tell me you’ve been sheltered from the reality of history without telling me you’ve been sheltered from the reality of history
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5 months
the cult of hatred this country arms against the voice of youth is as violent as it is scared shitless
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1 year
@brokenbottleboy I always see the most inane comments from whatever this magazine is
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7 months
@vanillaopinions ofc this is an ad on this post
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6 months
why am i really only attracted to women if they’re substantially man. and vice versa is there a sexuality for liking the elusive & gender-confusing people? like why is nonconformity hot
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3 months
ive been found
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@jacobahalaba
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4 months
lost a drawing i spent hours on. can y’all pretend like this tweet is an awesome artwork and you’re proud of me :(
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1 year
sexy formal fit utterly exhausted everything else (that coffee in my hand saved me)
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8 months
@HealEarthPlz @vee_gang this is just biphobia. dude. have you ever talked to a man? once?
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@jacobahalaba
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2 years
@mattgoldey @ecshowalter @NoContextBrits You just insulted a few billion people.
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@jacobahalaba
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1 year
@AliceRHamilton yep. it’s like the “keep transpeople out of bathrooms for women’s safety!” ppl but we know damn well they’re waging a war again women & using transpeople as a scapegoat
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@jacobahalaba
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5 months
went into UC Berkeley hating academia, left it hating academia even more
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bro who yanked a keffiyeh off my face and yelled death to Hamas thinks he did something
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1 year
@lilgrapefruits people think Jonah Hill is a leftist & feminist??
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@jacobahalaba
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2 months
you can’t go around pretending like somehow r*pe is in no way related to patriarchal institutions
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@jacobahalaba
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1 year
Guys, hear me out. I’m coding an app. It’s like Twitter. BUT instead of being run by Musk, it’s run by my dog
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@byeliseam thank you for this.
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reminder that fascism survives by making chauvinist conformity seem like radical, rebellious change
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WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN???
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5 months
spotify always pulls its punches in these daylists
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2 months
it’s just me and the birbs
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5 months
shockingly I, a Jew, feel safest with those against Palestinian Jews being displaced and killed
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@jacobahalaba
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2 months
wild how every time i see someone use AFAB/AMAB like it’s a gender it’s always to insult or exclude trans ppl
@grassfay
🍃fae the evil bisexual🌪️
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this is a “normal” reply to me saying idk how to diy testosterone
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1 year
@SamtheNightOwl the most insufferable bigoted ppl ive met
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7 months
are we cuties or what
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@jacobahalaba
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4 months
queer relationships are often ugly and painful and the fetishized imagery of purity or saintliness is actually more degrading than people think
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I don’t think “lesbians are attracted to women in a way that is sacred, nonsexual and pure, unlike disgusting straight men who are inherently predatory” is a particularly productive narrative to advance actually
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@jacobahalaba
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5 months
As the last surviving leader of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Marek Edelman, said: “it is in Israel that our memory is in danger of being erased.”
@EylonALevy
Eylon Levy
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Tomorrow is Yom HaShoah, the Jewish Holocaust Remembrance Day. The international remembrance day was set for the date outside powers liberated Auschwitz. The Jewish date marks the outbreak of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising. Because we are fed up being victims. We fight back.
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@jacobahalaba
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7 months
guys am i a cutie patootie
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4 months
actually historians should have at least a little understanding of their place in racial capitalism for most substantial scholarship. maybe.
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@jacobahalaba
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1 year
guys can i be honest? i’m finding it really tough to feel loved & love right now. or confident. like i believe i’m a deeply empathetic human but my humanity is met with such cruelty i’m about to sleep but if any could offer some kind words to wake up to it would mean the world
@jacobahalaba
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1 year
people will think you’re an actual villain the moment you mention a disorder with psy- or sch- in it like nobody’s turned on me so quickly before
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5 months
@AutismArchivist i keep reddit just for this and the benadryl subreddit 😭
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3 months
hello 🫶
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11 months
bro acts like the average american isn’t working their life away
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Alex Cohen
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I don’t think people without kids understand just how much free time they have
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@tylerduran21 @brndxix lowkey feel bad for him this feels like calls from the closet
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@jacobahalaba
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6 months
i consistently end up on the weirdest margins of scholarship
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@jacobahalaba
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2 months
as a uc berkeley student, community college classes have taught me vastly more than this ‘elite’ school could
@Ruth_Mensch
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important also to note that in a lot of states the public schools *are* the elite schools! the superb schools! uva, berkeley, UT....
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meow. agree?
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3 months
reminder that being ‘apolitical’ is just believing in the static ideology of the status quo
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eternally fascinating to me how there’s a certain kind of apolitical person who seems not to grasp that people have different conceptions of the Good
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if anyone wants to know why i think academic humanities is a privileged ass circle-jerk that moralizes some archaic consumption only historically available to aristocrats’ kids, see:
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the future lasts forever
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600 pages of reading per week (especially if most of those pages are from novels) is totally reasonable for full-time college students. That’s less than 100 pages per day. If a college student can’t read 100 pages per day without cheating they should not be in college.
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@jacobahalaba
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7 months
night y’all 🌌💙
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8 months
@BigSamThompson A GOLD STAR my teachers used to give me those when they felt bad for me
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@jacobahalaba
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1 year
hey @jerichobrown just wanted to say the first contemporary poem i actually read was Psalm 150. for a class. it changed my perspective on poetry forever & is arguably the reason i am a poet today. so thank you 💙
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@jacobahalaba
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6 months
i was told i have an excessively slutty waist
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@jacobahalaba
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9 months
good morning y’all
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5 months
i climbed it after
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1 year
guy who’s non-binary bc they’re estranged from the very idea of a Self
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5 months
last night at the encampment i was sitting alone in a friend’s pink crocs and some fratters walked by, just LAUGHING about how us “f*gs are dumb hypocrites” and “prob just a fatass orgy” the queers of Berkeley, successful once again 😼
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@jacobahalaba
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7 months
i wish some of y’all could hug me & i could hug you
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@jacobahalaba
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6 months
ngl ive done this before it was this tweet
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emily
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tweeting while my dick gettin sucked ama
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@madisontayt_ also it is so obviously one of the biggest pipelines for terfs into gender-essentialist transphobia
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9 months
happy bday tattoo for my bro
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7 months
me after a blinker
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5 months
im literally hot as fuck wdym
@solveiggold
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Why are the elite college protestors so unattractive? No really, why? Some musings.🧵
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@jacobahalaba
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6 months
i am the synthesis of thot daughter and gay son
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3 months
academia is where radicals go to become liberals who write about how academia is actually radical
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7 months
spotify knows me way too well
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4 months
I WANT STRAIGHT MALE ALLIES AT MY PRIDE PARADE. FUCK YOU, SOLIDARITY ABOVE ALL
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@jacobahalaba
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6 months
yes but have you considered ‘prestigious’ publications usually suck & smaller mags are the only thing keeping lit from becoming even more exclusive & insular
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3 months
for the record i think the Just Stop Oil action was great and if you’re willing to rant about some moral or cultural affront that is an undamaged rock monument maybe think about the rock they, and we all, came from
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@jacobahalaba
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1 year
one must listen to the Wisdom of Goat.
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3 months
what if he bombs Gaza? oh wait
@leftistbrayden
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so what if he bombs the second debate?
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@jacobahalaba
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9 months
please wish me luck for my survival this semester. i can’t have a repeat of the last
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@jacobahalaba
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7 months
cool but still: fuck JSTOR & justice for Aaron Swartz
@JSTOR
JSTOR
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Exciting news! #JSTOR is now free in 1,000 correctional facilities worldwide, benefiting over 500,000 incarcerated individuals, demonstrating JSTOR's commitment to inclusive #education . Learn more about the #JSTORAccessInPrison program:
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7 months
Also I’d like to add that Gen-Z discusses/understands text in a way wildly different than scholarship is accustomed to if you want to appeal to younger people you’ve got to join literature to younger peoples’ forms of knowing
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Dr. Allegra Smith
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Faculty friends, what are we doing about reading comprehension? I have more students struggling with getting through scholarly texts, understanding dense or theoretical articles, finishing the assigned reading each week, etc.
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@jacobahalaba
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6 months
smoked and suddenly im drawing weird stuff
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Was always put down for calling out academia’s sanitization of radicals and their call to action, but now that it’s happening so clearly in real-time y’all can’t even try to deny it anymore
@KeishaBlain
Dr. Keisha N. Blain
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👉🏾A two-day symposium at @BrownUniversity on the life, ideas, and activism of Dr. Walter Rodney. @africanaatbrown @_simmonscenter
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@jacobahalaba
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@butchanarchy @emmoniko_vi Claiming that the struggle of some are less worthwhile than others… it’s all implicated in the attempt to debase social change. Walk that pipeline and soon *nobody’s* struggle is worthwhile.
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me when im mrow
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@jacobahalaba
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maturing is realizing that being disciplined and belittled for speaking up to older family members was fucked, actually
@ultrarotom
marcie 🏳️‍⚧️
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I fucking hate when older family members randomly start complaining about immigrants, trans people, "wokeness" etc at the dinner table, but if you disagree with them and challenge your rhetoric then everyone gets angry at you for "ruining the family dinner by making it political"
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@jacobahalaba
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straight people talk about polyamory wayyy more than poly people. same with carnivores & veganism.
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Nikki is an infernal shame
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Do opinion writers know that romantic availability and food restrictions are actually topics that come up quite often in social settings?
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i think i have this guys
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