I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

Vaccinated and still alive. Anyone else?.

Imagine if they couldn’t gerrymander.

@KristiNoem One cool thing about not killing a pet, is that you don’t have to explain that time when you killed a pet.

And just like that, they no longer care how much your groceries cost.

Why do they hate Dr. Fauci, when the worst thing he ever did was try to keep them alive?.

Vaccinated and still alive. Anyone else?.

This should be his profile picture going forward.

I’ve never met a Democrat who wants this.

I feel like it’s a bad idea to give security briefings to a guy who stole state secrets.

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.

Going from Ruth Bader Ginsberg to Amy Coney Barrett was a major fucking downgrade.

Taylor Swift encouraged people to vote. She didn’t tell them how to vote. MAGA is still mad. Because they know they don’t have the numbers.

Fair question.