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@JanetZumba
@singularjor
@cob_is_online
"boomer" stopped meaning "born in the 1940~1950" a while ago. It now means MORON (cuntservative, republicunt, religious nut, white supremacist, etc).
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@bbillgluckman
@infamouschar
@Ghostt614
You are right, you should have been born 10,000 year ago. Some sabertooth tiger would have gladly taken you in.
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@TristanAx0
@gnuman1979
Have you EVER seen fight? In full, non-slow motion you can barely see punches connect, heck, look up "best ufc knockout of the year", unless you pay attention, it looks choreographed and the foot seems to barely connect.
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@temporalwolf333
@DetSpooky
@RespectfulMemes
There is also a lot of "christians" that believe people will become "possessed" or become "diabolic" for dressing up and taking part of a silly consumerist "tradition".
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@dodgydrunk
@DiscussingFilm
Today, in boomers' shit takes.... " people tastes in movies have become disaturated that they only want Comic Book , Action or Fantasy films now." You, mean, the last 40 years?
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@Das_Mystikal
@BasedByAccident
But that's the first tenant of capitalism. Want that to go away? Get rid of capitalism.
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@StGeorgeStan1
@Srirachachau
Real villain is capitalism. But the people that write those are cowards
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@csolisr
@ruubvis_
@sctadsen
@BigMeanInternet
@Stonekettle
Yep, that's capitalism for you, empty shelves and system decay at the slightest nudge.
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@ReviewsPossum
The last time I saw one of them was working in construction. He got "the best deal".
I have a PhD
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@No_im_not_Silva
@AzieTesfai
No, they draw their guns out because they are incompetent and racists. Nothing else.
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@jdb39837114
@AriDrennen
@tranthecthual
One: capitalism, it's 💩.
Two: those companies never thought they would be dealing with a bunch of crybabies.
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@007Vintage
@PoorlyAgedStuff
On no! Someone choose morality over shitty capitalism! What has the world come to?
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@AstuteAF
@jp_mcdade
What the hell does this means! Don't be mean to the gaping asshole? Don't hurt the facists feelings? Literal ghouls have feelings too?
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@SavannahMerie
@Peasant328
@ZackKopplin
@BadJohnBrown
Completely plausible.... in any advance country. In the banana republic of the u.s.? It was a Karen hoping to later learn that the homeless person was shoot and killed.
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@AllanPaxton5
@JoshuaPHilll
Ah, the symptoms of a brain rotted by COVID. More and more frequent.
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@roloH88
@srslyberserk
So, capitalism is the problem! Look everyone, another one is this close to realizing!
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@necrosofty
It's CHEAPER for me to go to Mexico, pay an hotel, have my wisdom teeth removed, and then spent a weekend at the beach, than having it done here in the b.r. of the u.s., and the quality of service is equal if not better. Reason I don't do it? Not enough vacation days.
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@fastfouriert
@Frenchlet1
@wildtiktokss
They have actual and good FREE healthcare. They'll be alright.
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@vibrantdad
@PhilosphParent
No, it was not debunked, a bunch of incels and religous nuts put togheter a dubius article and called it "proof"
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@CartonCalderon
@jimeblabla
Lamebotas, SIEMPRE LOS LAMEBOTAS. Aca donde vivo (y de donde ya no veo la hora de irme) hay una poblacion latina considerable. NADIE atiende es español. Y eso que el estado de WA es "woke" (dumber than a brick dixi).
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@GoNintendoTweet
The same "Analysts" that declared the Switch "dead on arrival" and "likely to sell less than the Wii U"
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@awesomgider
@BryceYung9
@rabbitongreen
@RightWingCope
Yes it does, they are having their annual convention right now. NC-something. They now go under the alias "gop".
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@Koyuki_Pocion
Por que es realidad es:
A: Ataque débil
⬆️A: Ataque alto
⬇️A: Ataque bajo
➡️➡️A: Ataque fuerte
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@StevenPargett
Same energy as restaurants filled to the brim with drunk patrons on "5 de Mayo".
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@Fetchest1
@fastfouriert
@Frenchlet1
@wildtiktokss
I'm Mexican...... And the joke is the "american" "healthcare" scam
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@okuyasu661
@CaliseHawkins
She just need to look around and stay in the car if she sees a police officer.
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@kittyborea
@RightWingCope
No you don't, you speak for the rotten-brained minority that can't stop vomiting vile 💩 because their entire life goes around "I'm the real victim" mindset.
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@EliasRG7200
@Pattyshack1999
@RightWingCope
(Me, whom would sit and say nothing for half hour in therapy but lose my voice after debating fascists and capitalists to a pulp) Yes, he is indeed.
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@yasraraw
@thejstoobs
That's the spin: Thor gets with Starlord, Jane with Valkery.
Not likely but would make the ghouls drop in seizure and that would be entertaining.
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@SnakeCqC
@MagitekDad
@Doctor_Cupcakes
1. NOT EVERYONE can gush out 1500 for a phone, more like, a very few
2. You need a lot of extra steps to what is basically plug and play on a console
3. Good luck getting calls while playing
4. No teenager or kid will be handled one of those, EVER.
5. The Switch is $200...
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@haukurhauks
@cons_owned
Metaphor for "better die in from a preventable situation than accept that I need others"? Yep, the MORONS idiotic ideals in a single image.
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@ceemorecutz
@OtYaboy
@100ItsLevel
It's normal, it's the muscle fibers. Go back to highschool.
Oh, sorry, your banana republic education system only teaches how to be on the lower risk when a gun nut shows up at school.
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@bickboy222
@Jonnymad1245
@realRaegenhere
@poemsmemor85994
Banana republic education, in full display.
"token black guy"... for a guy who didn't needed one or even knew of the concept. Religion truly rots the brain.
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@PuddinH8sTweets
@RightWingCope
That's called capitalism... It happens twice as often in capitalist countries...
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@chan23group
@hurley_wj
@paledollz
@BasedByAccident
Everybody's work. ACTUAL work, not some ghoulish asshole thinking ways to steal wages and make slavery legal again.
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@Eternity24601
@AzieDee
In the same sense, Jesus wasn't real because no-one today was there to see him, and the fairy tales written about him were recorded at least a couple hundred years after they died.
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@Jack_McInally
@VoidScreamGames
@TheRaspAndOnly
@kenklippenstein
Which is perfect because the ghouls will come demanding answers to their "investments" and soon the stooges will either have to do the right thing or they will be looking for another bootlicking position. capitalism.
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@NeilTho46744230
@duncrae
Here, now stop whining
I hear this all the time. The idea that North America shouldn't build high speed trains because we have a lower population density.
Here's a visual demonstration of why this argument holds no water.
🚄 Madrid-Zaragoza-Barcelona ➡️3hours
🚆Toronto-Ottawa-Montreal ➡️7hours
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@klartilkamp
@ZhugeEX
It is, what we have here is some clown typing for some ghoul that demands "new and fresh" just before leaving for the country club.
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@JermsGotRhythm
@JUNlPER
In any sense is nonsensical. Open a instruction booklet for a Lego toy. That's an algorithm.
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@eaton
Also, it's missing A LOOOOOOOT of nuance and abstraction..., the service I maintain is literally a job scheduler and the "architectural overview" is twice this. If we present it like this to leadership, they would get the impression it can run on a laptop... Oh, boy...
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@Justin__NC
@Begaria
@Grummz
That Internet loser hasn't created a single thing, he was the equivalent of a janitor in the projects he "was in" until they fire him for being a weirdo. Why do you think he now makes money out of m0r0ns like you?
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@SageserEvan
@AndrewComiffb
@BasedByAccident
So, in short, religion rots the brain, example 2^2222222
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@MikooWasHere
@PeanutButterGmr
Do you remember the virtual console? That's what happens when "you don't buy it". (c)apitalism(tm): it ruin EVERYTHING.
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@VMachado182
@LeftAccidental
No, you MORON, that's the DEFINITION of Left Wing: freedom and security to achieve happiness within your own means.
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@AnveEloum
@polyferrocene
@sisterofonline
@furrygahbidge
Until you need to visit a doctor, and you will do eventually. Then you will be demanding "muh Medicare!"
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@holy_spearmint
@cons_owned
It's only murder when the person has been born. Before that, a personal choice and a medical procedure. But morons will never understand that.
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@hosteen24
@TheChowderhead
But the moment a woman or a gay person shows up, it "breaks immersion" or "is unrealistic".
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@greydomovoy
@BasedByAccident
He runs away of gets people kicked out of venues. That's how he claims "a win".
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@osbrany
@SplitSingleband
Quarter million dead and counting, but hey, the ©apitalistic™ ghouls need their slaves working, so let's ignore the experts and professionals advice, the MORONS need to go out and die for their masters!
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@grandpa_pc
@DucDeVinny
Incels, it's always the incels and their stupid scenarios they made up in their rotten brains.
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@xBloodySin
@BluSatire
Does your country doesn't teaches literacy? English is my second language and I can see how the incel is crying about something that doesn't exist: games that say that being a C4 (xtian, caucasian, cuntservative and capitalist) is bad.
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@win4gates
@robertayque
Nunca me ha pasado ni en la república banana del norte ni en primer mundo, Europa. Solo pasa con el desgobierno del kks. Pero siguen aplaudiendo, foquita.
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@TheRufusJackson
@KatyMontgomerie
"I'll post something I made up, no, forget it, you look it up, is in my head but you must find it".
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@rgilzuarth
El modelo del gansito es convertir el pais en un chiquero de la misma forma que convirtio la ciudad de mexico en un chiquero, y luego salir que "solo el" puede gobernar la porqueria que creo.
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@Jesus80VR
@rgilzuarth
Una encuestita de internet no es reconocimiento mundial. Pero los chairos todo se tragan, si sale de la boca senil del gansito.
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@nintendolife
Well, what are they supposed to use? One of those Sony worldwide famous mascots? Like...mmmm, well, there is.... or maybe..... how about...
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@MeAloneInMyMind
"It is the year 30,000. The very last humans roam the land, scavenging for food. Not too far, the mangled and deformed remaining members of the species know as "gamer" stalk them. At night, you can hear their call: "The Switch Pro is going to be revealed next week!"".
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@xX_Trapezoid_Xx
@TheTropeMaster
@SagaciousNemes1
@not__vee
Nah, "woke" is whatever makes the conservative ghouls thrown a hissy fit. Like non-sexy green caramel candy or a non-white person existing.
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@ZombieJohnGotti
@HaitianDvorce
@Darth_Mommie
Which, is, in practice, completely false: "free market" exists on the local level, and it's the breadcrumbs from the ghouls. In the macro level is governed by vile ghouls and setup to be as discriminatory as possible.
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@MyriamGenet
@apawlh
@michaelharriot
@StephenKing
Then why is he making opinions on diversity and quality? He lacks severily on both.
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@SomosAnalistas_
El tronco que huyo de Europa y no puede ni ganar la liga llanera?
De mal en amlo
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@speederaserhead
I... I watched that version at the cinema, back in Mexico. No credits, straight up to the crew talking to people around town, last thing you see is one guy standing on a corner. Then the movie cuts. Lights on.
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@muah_bae
@hannakin11
@Kurbypinky
@IndicaMindica
Embryo = lump of cells barely distinguishable from a tadpole. Favorite thing to cry about by rot-brained "conservatives"
Baby= human being that can starve to death for all the rot-brained "conservatives" care.
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@MarkAndrewdarc2
@metalgearfan13
@dank_left
Literally every piece of garbage written by a moron, or "conservative", starts with "Joe Biden's sOciAlIsT pOlICieS..."
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@BobbyDank
@benzaehringer
@ECFNJ
Planed and pushed by mush-brained conservatives. Oh, wait, that's a given.
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@Steven_Strauss
@KevinMKruse
@johnlk_80
That's how your banana republic is designed to work. A small minority of racist and fascists elected the worst president in the history of your b.r. and he would had lost by 3 million votes to a Clinton if it was a real democracy.
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@Demisangue13
@TheRealTimmyP
@ComplexSports
You can roast fascists and supremacists, or "roasts" protests against fascism. Your choice.
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