Zombie John Gotti 🐗
@ZombieJohnGotti
Followers
1,652
Following
2,215
Media
5,086
Statuses
103,366
Plumbing supply salesman. Cannoncocker for life. Pronouns: fee/fi/fo/fum
Six Feet Under
Joined March 2011
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Garbage
• 2165962 Tweets
ハロウィン
• 1226776 Tweets
Valencia
• 1037933 Tweets
DANA
• 816757 Tweets
الاتفاق
• 694650 Tweets
Happy Halloween
• 286917 Tweets
Virginia
• 224243 Tweets
ポケポケ
• 166262 Tweets
Trick or Treat
• 133545 Tweets
RTVE
• 122832 Tweets
#週刊ナイナイミュージック
• 120248 Tweets
イタズラ
• 74017 Tweets
Arnold
• 60203 Tweets
SCOTUS
• 55849 Tweets
SÃO PAULO TODAY
• 43100 Tweets
トリックオアトリート
• 32381 Tweets
Jerez
• 31309 Tweets
OVER THE MOON TEASER 1
• 26723 Tweets
ミュウツー
• 26142 Tweets
Rotten
• 23341 Tweets
Rishi
• 22427 Tweets
GALA EN LA MEJOR
• 21993 Tweets
Sunak
• 21194 Tweets
Buzz Aldrin
• 20179 Tweets
해피 할로윈
• 19403 Tweets
横浜優勝
• 17488 Tweets
La Palma
• 15880 Tweets
ミュージカル組
• 13345 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
For those in the back who slept through civics, let me explain a little something about our country. We are a confederation of 50 separate sovereigns who came together and agreed to grant a limited amount of power to a central government. 1/
3
18
45
@TwitterSafety
Did you allow distribution of the NYT stories about the president’s tax returns? Yes. Was that material obtained legally? No.
19
166
2K
@just_mindy
It’s simple. FedEx and UPS will have to follow the mandate and will likely lose employees. Their ability to deliver will be hampered. The USPS will have no such problem.
53
346
1K
@SophNar0747
@VERBAL_CHANCLA
I honestly thought they were joking. How do you have a discussion about illegal immigration and not know one of the most basic concepts of it?
12
50
905
@wilderfortruth
“I’m sorry you are bleeding profusely, but I don’t have the right color bandaid. I will not add to your victimhood by giving you a white, racist bandaid.”
14
34
1K
@HaitianDvorce
@Darth_Mommie
"The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy."
- Milton Friedman
5
24
602
@morganisawizard
If you know this, only ask them one question at a time.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
8
5
473
@AOC
Gee, that explosion in costs seems to correspond closely to the government guaranteeing student loans.
For someone who allegedly studied economics, you use don’t understand much of it.
2
5
327
@SteveGuest
Each week, they all toss money into a pot. They then select something that they have to get one of the Bidens of Kamala to say. Whoever writes the winning speech gets the pot.
That's the only thing I can imagine.
17
39
414
@RonColeman
They suspected they would have to cheat to win. They put mechanisms in place. They weren't going to make a 2016 mistake again. They weren't prepared for how much they would have to cheat, and they started making mistakes.
11
45
218
@JohnWDean
It says that one side throws a giant temper tantrum whenever they don't get their way. Most toddlers are better behaved.
1
11
229
@RepPressley
Wrong.
Believe it or not, there are things in this life that aren’t racial justice issues.
5
9
249
@AJillSimons
You sorry fuck. You want their families harassed and them killed if the verdict is not guilty.
4
8
285
@LizSly
@KatieBoWill
I guess this means you are in favor of American soldiers being in harm's way.
Thanks for clarifying.
2
2
237
@pudgenet
@adammarkowitzEA
I had the IRS change a return, send me a letter telling me they “fixed it” for me, then send me a letter telling me I did it wrong. Fortunately, I had the chain to show what happened.
0
9
309
13
1
247
@schroedertony
@JoeSilverman7
@townhallcom
The liberals on the court are not happy that NY will have to follow the Constitution.
2
6
267
@TMIWITW
@RebeccaforWA
When you look at her website, she’s never held a real job much less owned a company.
3
6
262
@smcroasters
@DomesticCEOCat
I met the man in the early 80s when he came to West Point to speak. I got to have lunch with him. There is no person ever who loved his country more.
3
1
262
3
22
209
@JohnAvlon
I can’t find where the Constitution says that only presidents who win the “popular vote” get to nominate SC justices. For that matter, I can’t find “popular vote” anywhere in the Constituion.
6
8
160
@danprimack
There’s a second way you can go. You can always choose to mind your own fucking business.
I would go that way.
0
0
150
@gfberner
@NightShade1776
@beansgyat
@St__Jane
@USAFA_Dad
@NRA
@ericswalwell
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
I would believe you can disassemble a Snickers in 38 seconds.
5
2
210
@politico
Gee, I wonder if there is anything like a laptop hard drive floating around that could have warned us about this?
1
16
195
@ECMcLaughlin
Boy, Trump was just about the worst dictator ever if he let you escape the camps.
0
7
150
@jaketapper
@Twitter
@nypost
It took them 3 different excuses.
1. We can’t verify the story, so it’s blocked.
2. The docs were not authorized to be released.
3. It was doxxing because it had names and email addresses.
The first two were blasted apart because of anonymous sources and Trump’s tax info.
1
7
138
@maggieNYT
OMG! You have it so much harder than all those troops deployed around the world who stood-to at 4am to protect their perimeter from attack.
3
5
128
@JulieWolfe
You really have it rough compared to all those people who lost jobs. You had to work from home while they just had to sit around and enjoy their funemployment.
Thank goodness you made it ok.
1
3
139
@ComfortablySmug
It will have no impact on the election. Dems want Trump out. They will vote for Biden despite all of this to achieve that goal. hey figure they can force him out after he is elected.
20
4
128
@travisakers
One who gives you drug money or one who pressures a country to fire the guy investigating the company that gave you a no-work job to funnel money to your dad?
3
9
180
@WinterForMT
Or, and this is my favorite, the government can get out of the student loan business. Leave it to the private markets to decide who can afford loans and who can’t. You will be amazed at the effect that would have on the cost of higher ed.
2
6
135
@mitchellreports
Marc Rich?
No, wait, his buddy Clinton already took care of that one. It just took a small donation to the Clinton “Foundation”.
1
6
107
1
2
99
@Cleoyourlatina
@OfMikeAndMen
@crazyclipsonly
He hit his brakes earlier as a warning. From him hitting his brakes to the motorcycle hitting him there was plenty of time for the rider to avoid or minimize the collision.
8
0
167
@Yascha_Mounk
Yeah, screw those court orders saying they are allowed in. Just who do those judges think they are?
1
2
122
Quick economics lesson for those who slept through that class.
Prices serve an important function in an economic system. They signal to producers where resources are needed. 1/
The House has passed the Consumer Fuel Price Gouging Prevention Act 217-207.
This bill would give the President the power to issue an Energy Emergency Declaration, making "it unlawful to increase gasoline and home-energy fuel prices in an excessive or exploitative manner."
759
2K
9K
14
62
166
@CNBC
@CNBCMakeIt
Her career spanned 27 years. Her primary career was 22 years (prior to giving birth.) The average female pro player career is 16 year (plus or minus 4 years.) By any measure, she had a career length in the top 1%. This is a disingenuous statement on her part.
4
2
158
@ShayCormac_1
@GeorgeTakei
No, he doesn’t realize it because he refuses to hear anything g negative about Biden.
0
2
157
@tomselliott
I cannot count the number of times I have died because of Ehrlich’s predictions.
0
12
106
I just watched my favorite scene in Justified.
@yesnicksearcy
chasing an old guy with an oxygen tank. I laugh no matter how many times I’ve seen it.
12
9
136
@Amy_Siskind
How were you oppressed? What rights of yours were taken away? Explain that and I will listen.
8
1
117
@ACLU
We are joining a lawsuit to stop the Trump campaign from trying to make PA follow their own elections laws.
FIFY
4
3
90
@LeonydusJohnson
@BernieSanders
“I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”
― Winston S. Churchill
6
16
97
@davidhogg111
Thank you for not reproducing. I don't mean people in general; I mean YOU specifically.
I assume you miss the irony of the last phrase in that tweet.
0
0
130
@MsBlaireWhite
A lot of the LGBT tactics are backfiring. People were evolving nicely to a position of acceptance. Throwing things in people's faces make them react by becoming defensive and thinking negatively about it.
1
0
103
@njhm100
@soledadobrien
I’m curious. With all th negative news about AZ and FL lately, which state has the highest per capita number of cases?
Still NY.
4
3
81
@GomesBolt
@SarahKleeHoodNY
Absolutely agree. If they had the ability to detect the presence of the magic word, they would have had the ability to block it. A confidential classification would not have gotten that response in the first place.
2
7
122
@greg_price11
This woman is possibly the dumbest person to ever work for the government, and that says a lot.
9
5
117
@CallMeK1123
@libsoftiktok
A couple of years go, I saw an article about foster parents who felt so lucky that 5 of their foster kids “discovered” they were transgender while living with them.
6
4
116
@chelseahandler
So what I hear you saying is that black people aren’t smart enough to vote the way they should. Is that what you want to go with?
1
4
93
@markp1950
@RoyPentland
@BarbaraGirouard
@MikeDel21893959
@cjtjgeol
@Stockfttp
@FriendsOScience
@molenaarder
@johnson_wrjohn1
@Barrtecforever
@Veritatem2021
@MartinBrampton
@dykarjohan
@MarkHin83862722
@eric84701331
@weberj502
@JaggerMickOZ
@drbarnesbangor
@ianbrow97534170
@AndryGiles
@Bill_In_DC
@KeillerDon
@mikeslastword
@RogerBrennan17
@Cris_Paunescu
@supedave70360
@BailFund_Brawl
@Tangomitteckel
@bulkbiker
@kevpluck
@jeremyjudkins
@KimMcLe10081812
@LazyyReader
@MhehedZherting
@Michael_D_Crow
@JEdward02
@ScottSantiago15
@BlknWhtKat
@bazakel
@ECOWARRIORSS
@Tea4gunsSC
@Grumpyoldwombat
@jhwalker6751
@highnoontide
@Barbarajdurkin
@CryptoCelt1
@LesJohnsonHrvat
@DawnTJ90
@TrevorDKidd1
@CarrudoDon
If you are paying those kinds of prices at that frequency, you are getting ripped off and deserve it.
1
1
98
@shoshido
@JoeSilverman7
@votevets
The fear in Kabul right now is nothing compared to the fear AOC felt on January 6th.
2
21
103
@kateahart
Eliminating a worthless degree that is a drain on taxpayer resources?
Yes, please.
0
5
104
@Trad_West_Art
With other systems, you have one chicken sandwich which you must buy even if it tastes like ass.
4
0
108
@JoeSilverman7
I looked up the weather in N. France. We have worse winters down here in Arkansas. 😂
6
4
112
@BrentScher
@LindaSuhler
This will not go well. The judge is really, really pissed at him already.
5
4
59
@JFVandermeij
It would also be hypocritical to claim to be a teacher and not be able to spell “hypocritical.”
8
0
95
@chrislhayes
It just occurred to me that I must be rich, too. My taxes went down a bunch, too.
Yes!
1
0
73
@samstein
He was wearing a mask in the vehicle. The media has been telling us non-stop that masks have magical powers to protect people. He wasn’t putting anyone at risk.
Unless, the media has been lying to us.
10
2
55
@PolitiBunny
I work in K-12. For years, teachers have bitched about getting the government bureaucrats out of education. DeVos agrees, and they lost their minds.
3
13
73
@RosieGray
"Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
-
@KristySwansonXO
as Simone in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
1
7
83
@JENFL23
What part of “the free exercise thereof” do you not understand.
You can’t argue that the free speed has portion of the 1A must be free of government intervention then argue that the free exercise clause doesn’t really mean that.
1
1
72
@Boomieleaks
@EliLake
They shouldn’t have to. Twitter is holding their account hostage because they disagree with a story. Since they locked the account over it, Twitter has backed off over th policy that caused them to lock it in the first place. They fucked up their response and won’t admit it.
1
1
61
@TravisAllen02
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, you're serious. I guess that explains soaring gun and ammunition sales.
1
2
57
@NickFalacci
Should Kagan and Sotomayor recuse themselves? They were nominated by Biden’s boss when he was VP. Maybe Roberts should recuse himself since he was nominated by a Republican president.
0
2
54
@drdavidsamadi
Fauci says the new strain shouldn’t be a problem. That means we will all die from it.
5
1
49
@WriteGrlProbs
@redsteeze
Now is when Trump needs to escalate trolling to an 11. He needs to make a real green screen video where they keep swapping out the scenes behind him while he talks about how it's fake news that he used a green screen.
6
6
75
@Laurie_Rubel
Drive over a bridge built with some of that subjective math and get back to me.
1
0
57
@Boenau
@vasalex93
The bus couldn't go any further to is left because it was inches from the curb. This is why people hate cyclists.
4
2
90