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@SullyBobbi
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Proud wife, mother, and American. Conservatarian/politically homeless (*not* Republican). I don't watch Fox, but nice try. *Madcap hijinks ensue*
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A high education level does not equate to a high intelligence level. Many can, and frequently do, have one without the other. Also, geographical location has no bearing on this. Elitists can kindly shove their condescending attitude up their ass, where their head already is.
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Hey, y'all remember like 6 months ago when we were energy independent, and exported oil? Good times.
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I miss the good old days, when I used to wonder how Hitler rose to power. It's so obvious now, and it's terrifying.
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Why do people act like it's so difficult not to get pregnant?
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When you point out that Europeans weren't illegals, because Natives didn't have immigration laws.
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Guys, I'm starting to think we should be skeptical of our government's intentions.
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@libsoftiktok
They used a lot of words to say "I've never set foot in a conservative rural town". 🤷🏻♀️ They're gonna feel really silly when they get here.
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I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR HEALTH. And quite frankly, I'm caring less and less about your well-being, the more you demand I "protect" you.
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I think we're underestimating the significance of Vance's age. He's 4 months older than me, and people our age have a unique perspective. We were teens during the Clinton impeachment. We were on our way out of highschool on 9/11.
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This is why the right is infinitely better at memes than the left. They have a meltdown over someone eating a banana, and there is no limit to how far we'll go to troll them over it.
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You know how I know shit has gotten crazy? Russell Brand is my new favorite person to watch on YouTube. I used to hate that guy, but it turns out he's legitimately intelligent.
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I knew shit had gotten weird, but I'm honestly caught off guard by how upset people are over elected officials giving back power, and recognizing our freedom.
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This oldie but goodie seems to have become relevant again.
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"The wealthy don't pay taxes!"
"Every tax cut is only for the wealthy!"
- Same people
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Daughter: "When we get in trouble, my social studies teacher makes us write the Constitution."
Me: "Good."
Her: "No, Mom, like the whole Constitution."
Me: "You're just making this sound more awesome, tbh."
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Trucks belong on the street, toddlers do not. Glad I could help.
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I was just in my driveway washing my car. A FedEx driver (black guy, probably in his 30's), stopped, and yelled out to me, asking who mows my lawn. I told him I do, and he responded, "it looks really nice... it's one of the best yards around here".
My. Year. Is. Made.
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New theory: the world did end at Y2K, and we've just been unknowingly living in hell for the past 22 years. Kinda like the ending of Lost.
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Ladies, you'll be a lot happier if you share physical intimacy with your husband on a regular basis. It's amazing what men will do for their lady, when their physical needs are met. Conversely, withholding sex as a form of punishment, is toxic af. Don't do that.
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@madhatterdtea
@TMZ
The hypersexualized content in the commercials that my children could've easily been exposed to, with no warning, made it a nope for me. Can we just stop shoving sex in children's faces, in general? Like...all sex. It's not for kids.
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I wouldn't have guessed that sorting through a laptop would've been so much more complex, and time consuming, than solving a random bombing. Learn something new everyday.
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Ok, gang, I feel like this whole "using a GIF" trend is getting out of hand.
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We've lived through so many major events in our short lives, and not one has had a positive effect on society. We're fucking done, y'all. Hard times create strong men, and we're ready to be the change we wish to see in the world.
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This is my favorite one yet.
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@spreadsheeticus
@Shaughn_A2
They're only good when they're homegrown. There is nothing on Earth like a fresh, homegrown tomato.
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Why did AOC wait until after Congress adjourned to speak up about the rent moratorium?
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Our 13 year old has been looking through old pictures, and thought this one was crazy. I was like, "yeah, that's when I was in Cosmetology school. I was probably 21." They didn't know their mom was a smokeshow back in the day. 😏
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Today I learned that our President would rather fly to a "war torn" nation, roughly 5k miles away, than show up to show support for one of his own states, suffering an environmental catastrophe.
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Why are drag queens just widely accepted, and not viewed as offensive to women? In an age where "cultural appropriation" is strictly prohibited, there's no outrage over men dressing themselves up as caricatures of women, and making a mockery of femininity.
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Why do leftists think conservatives don't know Jesus wasn't white?
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We were trying to establish our careers during the Great Recession. We were still in our mid 20's when we watched our first black president get elected. Instead of the hope that promised, we saw a decline in race relations, to a low we had never seen in our lifetime.
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In our mid 30's, the greatest overreaction to a virus in human history unfolded. We watched as Soviet level propaganda was used to traumatize our young children, and flip the world upside down. The door was now open to truly demonic forces, which have been relentless.
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Yes, police...I'd like to report a mass murder. POTUS just took down MSM.
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I've come to the conclusion that Kamala gives awesome head. Like, she's so effin stupid, no ordinary BJ could advance her to the positions she's had.
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Tell us you've never met short women, without telling us. Ain't shit controlling them.
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I have an idea. If you think property isn't worth ending a life, don't steal anyone's shit and you'll live to see another day. Problem solved.
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I'm so old, I remember when climate change was global warming, and we called The Great Reset, the New World Order.
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Tell me you've never been to the South, without telling me you've never been to the South. These people legit think we're all Cletus from the Simpsons.
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Back by popular demand, the first of this season's lawn porn.
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By our early 30's, we watched the entire political landscape change, because of two words. "Fake news." Finally, someone had articulated what we had been experiencing most of our lives. We started to relax, and focus on our young families. That relaxation wouldn't last...
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So we're all in agreement that the FBI is the most corrupt government agency, right?
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What do y'all think, early '90s mom getting ready for family Christmas pictures?
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but millennials aren't 20 years old. We've grown older, just like every generation before us. I don't know why people think we're The Lost Boys or something. I'm 37 years old.
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The adorable 22 year old that works beside me, told me my butt looks good in my joggers today, in case you were wondering how my day went.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but THE WEALTHY ALREADY PAY ALL THE TAXES.
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Why am I the only one I know that remembers the hats in the "Whip It" video?!
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Can you hear us now, Hollywood? We all fucking hate you.
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My neighbor just hollered over the fence to tell me I'm cutting my grass too often. I said "am I?", and waited on the wisdom from the retired Navy vet explaining why. He said "every time you cut yours, I have to cut mine, and it's hard to keep up." Our neighbors are precious.
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Ask why the fuck 274 people were standing in the way of me being rescued...
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@_Mama_Mia10
@snorman1776
It's fascinating how many words he can use to say nothing of substance. I happily voted for him twice, but am now finding it difficult to take him seriously at all. I'd respect him a lot more if he were self-aware, and could own his mistakes.
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"Of course Trump loves the uneducated, they're the ones stupid enough to vote for Republicans. Haha."
"Student loans are predatory, and my degree isn't worth the paper it's printed on, which is why student debt forgiveness is necessary."
- Same people. The same fucking people.
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Well, gang, my family lost the goodest of girls this morning. Our oldest dog, Sweetie, is now reunited with her 2 sisters we lost a couple of years ago. She turned 16 in May, so not super shocking, but difficult, nonetheless. My heart is broken.
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I believe the downfall of our society started when kids started wearing helmets while riding their bicycles.
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I guess we're doing the whole ugly sweater thing at work now.
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It's about fucking time our side realized we're gonna have to get down in the mud and start slinging too, if we're ever gonna save this thing.
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Speaking of voting rights, federalizing elections, directly violates my rights. The constitution's whole purpose is to limit the government. The states run elections. No further discussion needed.
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So, Hubs and I paid our house off last week. (He really gets the credit.) We have literally zero debt now. 🙌🏻 I'm starting to think our timing was impeccable, tbh.
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Y'all know what makes me proud of myself on here? The fact that bewbs aren't the reason for one single follower I've gained. I'd be disappointed in myself if I had to resort to T&A to get attention.
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I spent almost 2 years of my life actively trying to get pregnant. I have 2 children.
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My throat started feeling scratchy on Christmas Eve. The morning after Christmas, I woke up in tears bc of severe body aches. Look how swollen my eyes and nose are. Had Covid in Sept, so probably not that. I have a man cold, don't I?
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My prediction since Wednesday is that the media will gaslight everyone into thinking Biden won. Then when it's challenged and overturned, they will claim Trump stole the election, and use it to claim he's illegitimate for the next 4 years. Just like they did with Russia. Watch.
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Please help me understand why fully vaccinated people have less faith in the vaccine, than those that choose not to get the vaccine? They're literally terrified to be around us. Why'd they get it, if they so seriously doubt its ability to protect them?
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Guys, I'm getting really fucking tired of everytime Biden is pressed on something he doesn't want to answer, his response is a very angry "focus on how bad Trump is, not me". His entire platform is literally "stop looking at me, Trump is bad". How did we get here?
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Lol. Facebook is coming after me for a meme from almost 2 years ago. How will I recover from this?
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I guess working with a 20 year old has me dressing weird. Totally out of my comfort zone here, y'all.
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Gun sales?
Name one thing that has improved since Biden became president.
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I mean, they're really pushing that "attempted coup" narrative about yesterday. Does anyone actually believe that a bunch of Trump supporters would show up to do a coup unarmed?
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I have a chemical smoothing treatment on my hair that relaxes curl, and my hair is still this curly. Absolutely ridiculous. My hair is asshoe.
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This man is a mother fucking American.
MUST WATCH! Man declares ‘New York City Pizza Party’ protest in response to city’s proposed crackdown on coal and wood-fired ovens
@ScottLoBaido
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Fuck every asshole that asks a question then yells "reclaiming my time!" in the middle of the question being answered. Utterly disgraceful.
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@finKlEiNhoRN22
Friend is a hater. If your husband likes it, take care of your man. The divorce rate would probably be lower if we all put in a little more effort to care for each other.
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Well, gang, we lost another doggo today. He was such a good boy, and the last 15 years would have been so boring without him. It's been a crappy day, so I'm just gonna leave it there.
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@happyfase1
@JesseKellyDC
referred to the white suburban moms as "little tyrants", and I've never heard anything more accurate. I'm surrounded by them here in my nice suburban small southern town.
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Historically speaking, are the good guys or bad guys known for book burning?
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@RaychelTania
@KamalaHarris
Also, it's an African American celebration. Her family isn't African American.
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Either everyone suddenly hates me and my shit takes, or I'm being shadow banned into oblivion.
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@chrislawrence87
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Stable people, like yourself, can laugh at jokes aimed at them, or a group they're included in. Those that can't, better buckle up, because people are getting sick of being told what they can and cannot joke about.
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Mississippi, and I mean this, what the actual fuck? All the trees are covered in ice. It's 20°. In Mississippi. The high Monday is 17°. I cannot stress this enough, this is Mississippi. Y'all come get your winter, it's drunk and wandering around where it doesn't belong.
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Psst...going after Rogan for saying the n word is just an admission that they were losing on the "Covid misinformation" front.
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@AmericanAir
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Don't go down this road
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Get woke, go broke. Pilots are entitled to their own opinions, like everyone else.
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Did anyone follow up with "do you think we're all fucking idiots?"?
In preparation for job numbers to be released, Psaki makes it clear that 9 million people called out sick because of omicron at the time data was taken.
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When they come for my guns, I'm just gonna lock my door, since we've now learned locked doors are impenetrable by law enforcement.
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In a gun control debate the other day, this dude said "people with guns in their homes are more likely to be shot". Since I'm impervious to appeals to emotion, I ignored it, and continued applying logic. Later, I googled it, to see what bs study he pulled that from...
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I feel like the people that came up with and use terms like "xenophobia", "homophobia", "Islamophobia", etc. are somewhat misinformed on what a phobia is.
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The president is telling you you're too fucking stupid to discern between accurate information and false information on social media.
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