Just deleted all my dating apps. From now on, I'm gonna meet men the old-fashioned way...standing in the Dollar General parking lot, seductively eating a Slim Jim and randomly accusing men of being my Baby Daddy. Guess I'm just a sucker for tradition...

@THCLofficial I am NOT Baptist!! I am a lifelong member of the Benign Methodists, as I like to call us lol

@WarPath2pt0 This is...*chefs kiss*

RT @WarPath2pt0: Me watching a group of autistic kids with crude nicknames dismantle the fed govt--

@ChelseaClinton Your mom ran a pay for play State Dept and your dad was as corrupt as they come. You might wanna sit this one out.

@DailyCaller I'm shocked! Shocked, I tells ya! 🙄

@themarketswork @DogRightGirl Cuz they never get laid...

RT @nicksortor: They told us FEMA had NO money for Americans on Maui NO money for Americans in East Palestine, Ohio NO money for American…

@CollinRugg Some women never get over being stood up for prom....

@PeteButtigieg Why are you still talking?

@HellRaz0r1776

@WrenMartin2023 @GayRepublicSwag Can't blame a gal for trying 🤣

Cancer Center day! Prayers appreciated 😊

@Copycat_Dad @NPR Involuntarily

@gregtx62 Oh there are many layers to this....

@joydeangela I'm sure President Trump...yknow the guy whose first act as President was to demand accountability from his *own* govt for every Americans hard earned tax dollars...is cut to the quick 🙄