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@GreenTextRepost Money is nice, I guess . But seriously guys stop buying porn, it’s literally free.
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@weirddalle The premium version has subscription based breathability. First week of oxygen is free, and then you’ll be automatically charged until cancellation.
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@insultsrare Let me explain: “Yo bro! I bet the color of her hohah is {rose}”. Remember, when in doubt, it’s about sex.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I’ve been doing this for 15 years and the technical term is boobisquish des tableware. After a few squishes one has to apply squishaway and clean them before reapplying squishypaint. Thank your for coming to my TEDx talk
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@whatsfemininity Oh! I might actually have learned about this in mechanical engineering years ago! It’s probably caused by mechanical fatigue. Repeated stress cycles cause microscopic cracks to grow, leading to sudden failure, even below yield strength.
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@JelloRaccoon69 What would be the complete opposite color of vantablack? nvm I figured it out
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@TerribleMaps This post has been brought to you by the Sámi Parliament of Norway, in the future known as Sámilia after the harsh winter wars
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@malwrhunterteam When you realize most of the infrastructure around you can be controlled by a 3$ rs232 adapter.
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@ps_vndktr @GreenTextRepost If you don’t understand it I’m your superior in every conceivable way.
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@yacineMTB If you look good you feel good.When you feel good you look even better.When you look even better you get positive interactions. which feel good!. It’s really a life hack.
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@ShitpostGate If you like that feeling I’m at least 30% convinced you’re a little bit gay. Not judging just saying I know the feeling.
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@Steviapacket “AAaaal aboard, hehehehehe… Bananas, but that’s how it goooees. Millions of people. ”🎶🎶
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@rao_zam @crazyclipsonly They historically stab themself for no good reason when they lose as well. culture is weird, wonderful and interesting☺️.
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@OrwellNGoode So the joke here is that it implies men driving under the influence is still better drivers than women. That’s mansplaining, sexist and outright disrespectful to all women. It’s also true.
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@TerribleMaps It’s disappointing Uganda doesn’t have a a cute little lighthouse by the lake
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@gregthesorcerer So that’s why they stopped the delivery every day and started doing it every other day instead! Greg evaporated good old postman Pat.
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@RealVones Imo it’s a good thing when people don’t care what you identify as but care about who you are 😊❤️.
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@Cyb4rAnGeL Aw man. That’s unfortunate. Guess I’ll check in eventually to see if you manage to become forklift certified.
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@RBXOutOfContext Ah yes incest is all fun and games until you learned the real reason Jimmy was absent for a full semester in 8th grade. Memories.
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@Bran_the_Onion That’s whistlindiesel on YouTube. A guy who either forgot to take his adderall or doesn’t need it and takes triple dose every day. Anyway here’s the video:
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@GoodReddit Wise boy. As the old saying goes: It’s better to have hole in your bar of soap than bar of soap in your hole.
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@gimmickannoying At what point did just being yourself and loving whoever you want become such a shit show.
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@PicturesFoIder Honestly the generation that’s at fault. Quality of life on a constant rise your whole life. You cannot blame kids for being born on top of a curve.
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@lgbtanime As my uncle used to say: “You don’t know until you’ve tried at least three times” . Needless to say, I did not like my uncle.
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@NoContextHumans My guess is the fine people of Olorado really didn’t want to travel through Kansas to visit Oklahoma
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@LocalBateman Being a man is crazy, cuz you're always competing with newly turned 13-year olds.
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@TheRightCant Yes mark of wisdon. It has nothing to do with his balding complex. For real, fr fr
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@OneAlphaKing I’ve enjoyed the one for men for as long as I can remember . If you’re going for anything that lasts 24 hours you’ll smell like a cheap street walker nonetheless
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@ShitpostGate DisplayPort has entered the room;. Either I slip out in five min or you tear apart the monitor disconnecting me
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@BadMedicalTakes Elon is living proof that knowing engineering does not translate to understanding basic science AT ALL.
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@TerribleMaps That is because transporting anything with large cargo ships is ridiculously cheap per unit weight. Fruits can be stored and ripened for months (years) at right temperature. Welcome to economics.
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