Jason Grote
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Senior writer on upcoming Bioshock game from Cloud Chamber. TV: Mad Men, Hannibal, Knightfall, The Protector, Smash. Plays: 1001, Civilization, Maria/Stuart.
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Everyone’s getting mad about this but I’m not joking when I say this doesn’t mean he disliked it
WERNER HERZOG says “you can witness sheer hell, as close as it gets” by watching Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE
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@wordwestpress
So pissed off that Orwell’s 1984 doesn’t mention the song 99 Luftballons even ONCE
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This is what people with blue checks think TV writers are in charge of
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@shreyabasu003
I’ll never forget, I was shitting in my diaper and eating a cookie when I heard there was a break-in at DNC HQ
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@jamiekeiles
I love how the rules change at every checkpoint but they act like the same dozen people have been going through theirs over and over and are flouting the rules out of spite
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@kthorjensen
That’s the sound that happens when you bet someone is wondering how you got into this situation
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@ZeroSuitCamus
Of all the cars to be driving away from an amateur To-Catch-A-Predator YouTuber, that is definitely one of the funniest
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@lmNOTcatholic
We talked about this a lot in the writers room. Also that the FBI had five employees and Baltimore looked like it was in Ontario
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If you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro is back in the hospital with a rare skin infection. The doctors announced that the antibiotics are working, but he's being transferred from Manaus to a hospital in Brasilia today.
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@lunch_enjoyer
Probably to figure out if it’s ethical to attend a “no loads refused” cumdump event when the bottom has blocked them on Twitter even though they never interacted with them
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@sammymowrey
@BrandyLJensen
Former theater professional here: “clown,” in this context, is intended as a verb. Is that worse? Certainly!
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@Williesillie2
The real move would be wearing one on each foot with shorts and sandals for maximum visibility
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@roadtoserfdumb
I once consulted with Obama’s FDA chair on a script and had written the raw milk people as nutty but ineffectual eco-libertarians and she told me, of all the details, that was the only one I got wrong. She told me theirs were the only death threats she took seriously
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@BrandyLJensen
I remember some tweet on here where the person said they grew up in a small evangelical town and when their school did the play they changed AIDS to diabetes
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It might surprise some people, but the business genius is wrong
The CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery Says 'Love of Working' Will End the Writers' Strike
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@ByYourLogic
What the past decade taught me is that all the people who are wound up about imaginary child trafficking or whatnot love nothing more than watching actual children suffer
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My whole TL is people saying kind things about
@cushbomb
for good reason. Here’s my story. My wife was freaking out about the capitol insurrection, so I showed her Matt’s cushvlog that day. she felt better. a year later she met him and thanked him and he gave us both a big hug
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@RepJuanVargas
I'm Jewish and the first part of this is an absolute lie. The second part of this is an insult to the U.S. Constitution. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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@thehill
@TheHillOpinion
“Why does the hard left glorify the children I raped (I had my underwear on the whole time)?” By Alan Dershowitz
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@PritzkerForPrez
@honeydewlacroix
I would say that Harvard and MIT, and that tech corridor, keep Boston relevant (not saying that’s good necessarily). I love Philly but the last time it was relevant was before the Civil War
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@kthorjensen
I saw The Flaming Lips open for a Canadian hardcore band called The Dayglow Abortions in 1987 and everyone found the Lips to be boring hippies (sidebar, I bought a Dayglow Abortions shirt that was the Reagans eating a fetus on a covered dish, my mom made me get rid of it)
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@meaganmday
Hats off to the video editors, I guess, for not making any attempt to mask the naked contempt on the NYT’s staffers’ faces
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@dizzydoinggreat
I do remember, towards the end of my career teaching comp (full-time contract, 70+ students) I got contemptuous about low-effort papers and my comments made a student I liked cry, she dropped the class soon after. Bad mistake and shitty situation! Never wanna do that job again
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@iwishiwasafinch
What’s always funny about this is that none of these weirdos have probably read The Bell Jar, which is essentially the girl Catcher in the Rye
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@ksorbs
I dunno, I think most feminists think Sarah Sanders deserves equal pay, access to health care, freedom from sexual assault, and the right to determine what happens to her own body, despite the fact that she's an incredible sack of shit
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@isaiah_bb
It will be pretty funny if they manage to wreck the alliance with the evangelicals
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@TheWapplehouse
Oregon is weird because almost everyone is very chill but then all their spare evil gets concentrated in insane homunculi like this guy
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@venkatinthehat
It’s so nice that you’re already comfortable urinating in front of one another
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Not to mention that Musk is literally the least important part of the process. He could drop dead tomorrow and the rockets would still go boom
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@ByYourLogic
I know it’s beside point but the weirdest thing about antisemitism becoming the all purpose British accusation is the notion that England has ever liked or given a fuck about the Jews
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@abolishnato
@bartleby_era
Lol Ilhas anyone ever seen a box just marked “medical supplies” in any hospital or doctor’s office literally anywhere
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@cushbomb
Who will be the Martin Scorcese of Tiktoks of people giving themselves paranoid schizophrenia
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Um, what’s that building
This is the most cursed thing I’ve ever seen. San Francisco is dead and lost to us.
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These are both great but has anyone posted that her trainers tried to find her a boyfriend, but she didn’t like him so she named him Stupid Toilet
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@ettingermentum
My kid hates him, and Ben Shapiro. Likes Mr. Beast and doesn’t trust Hasan, tho
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Yeah, not stately and dignified, like lying our way into a war that killed millions of people, amirite
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In Prague there's a park/historical site with a big fat bear living in it, and people would throw grocery store rotisserie chickens off a medieval stone bridge for him to devour
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It hasn’t aged a millisecond
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Former waiter here: they’re awful. Also lots of high end caterers add a hefty service charge, use it to pay an hourly wage, then skim the rest. I tip well but tipping should be abolished
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I’ll respect your adrenaline in the moment but tomorrow I’ll call you and explain point by point why he’s an uggo
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@willmenaker
Lorraine reminded me of that Tom Friedman column where he said the Airbnb experience thing where you could kayak with a stranger was gonna change everything. The rightest man alive!
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@isaiah_bb
I remember rooting for the Axis-of-Evil Avengers. And also wondering whether Mark Millar, who’d I’d vaguely thought of as a Scottish leftist, was doing Judge Dredd/Verhoeven style parody or just selling out
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Almost everyone I met in Arizona said they used to live in LA but it got “ruined”
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She probably changed the numbers because that really is how much she spends on scented candles
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@HeerJeet
As a longtime playwright and leftist, it’s because both are about policing boundaries: you can be a weirdo as long as it fits approved guidelines that preserve the status quo. It doesn’t hurt that you need local rich people for funds, or that the NYT has a monopoly on criticism
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Except I’ve lived in LA for 8 years and I’ll still walk a mile to go to the grocery store because I lived in NYC for 17 years before that
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@skyler_higley
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Holy shit, you’re a master. These are all the headlines that made me say “The Onion’s still got it”
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@sannewman
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@Atrios
Hey now let’s not disparage people who can’t get through a whole sentence without uh... ( wanders into the kitchen to find a seltzer, does not return)
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I'm Gen X and I really don't understand when a Gen X person gets mad at millennials. Every millennial I know is in middle age and freaking out about all the same stuff I've been freaking out about for the past 12 years. They even think the bands I liked in college are good
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@TitanUranus5
@steelydante
The Manhattan Plaza. Even today a good portion of it is subsidized artist housing. My uncle lived there and when we visited I hung out with that dude’s daughter (we were like 8)
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@ruby3x3
@kenklippenstein
He would insist on shooting them in the face himself one at a time
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@paddingtonVEVO
@DCpierson
I choose to believe he goatsed himself after giving the seat to the pregnant woman
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@PAAUNOW
Look, I was also an unemployed theater kid. But even in my most desperate moments I never would have stooped to something like this
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