Done with the weird bitches. Gonna meet a normie girl on hinge. 27 or so with a boring professional email job. Likes to go to brunch. Has a “doggo.” Dyed blonde hair. Goes to the gym and does meme workouts to make her ass bigger. Has never felt real pain in her life.
@shreyabasu003
I remember in grade school I had a computer class where they taught me basic stuff like how to use excel, I wonder if that's still a thing
@cooIboobs
People always say this about the most milquetoast sitcoms lmao
I can't wait for John Stamos to talk about how you couldn't make Full House today
@sorrelquest
If millions of people could relate to a show about nuclear physicists enough to give it twelve seasons and a prequel I don't think the job is the issue necessarily
@bornposting
I think the next Spidey movie should be about Spidey accidentally booking two dates on the same day and having to go back between both of them without the other knowing
@RedLReviews
It's really funny that right after the sinister six fight Sandman leaves to be a fantastic four villain and doesn't return for like three decades
A source tells TMZ the reason Joe Jonas filed for divorce from Sophie Turner:
“She likes to party, he likes to stay at home. They have very different lifestyles.”
@Picklemaddierix
"Is Reverend Lovejoy A Chaser" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
There is nothing in the world that turns off women more than video games.
Especially the computer games where your character dresses like a wizard and casts spells.
If you’re single and over 16, grow up and start living in the real world if you want to attract a non-desperate,