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I like to skateboard. maybe we can be friends. I’d never do anything to ruin our friendship, like poop my pants.
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I truly love how The George Lopez Show did flashbacks. An incredible effect.
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Chris Rock has never cried about cancel culture, but is now the only comedian who has ever faced any consequences for a joke.
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Remember when Melania said Barron thought this was real and he was like, 13 years old.
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Never seen anyone that went viral try to cash in as hard as the Hawk Tuah girl. Incredible amount of hustle, incredible lack of talent. She’s like Rudy.
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It’s very simple: streaming services are bad. They’re poorly run, terribly managed and lose money. If Invincible was on Adult Swim season 2 would have premiered a year ago with tons of fanfare.
Invincible’s downfall must be studied because the new episode just dropped and nobody is really talking about it…
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Eminem gotta go back to writing more songs about Venom. That’s the last time his heart was in it. He fucking loves Venom.
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The real ideal male living space is the apartment from Big Daddy
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Remember how people thought he was gonna be one of our great actors after Breaking Bad?
Bryan Cranston recreated THE SHINING in an ad for Mountain Dew.
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This Rite-Aid doesn’t sell any video games or DVD’s other than this one copy of Cory in the House for a Nintendo DS.
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Friend: Madame Web is so hot.
Me, thinking Madame Web is the name of the spider from James and the Giant Peach: Dude, I know. I wanna marry her.
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In the 90s you could afford this house by working at a comic book store
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Actually the best moment in Cinematic History is when Johnny Knoxville gleefully yells “He fell for soup!” After hitting Ehren with a big foam hand.
The CGI in this 1 shot for a humanoid alien being is I think better than anything that’s been done in cinematic history so far
Just this 1 shot
Whatever is the complete opposite of uncanny valley, that’s what this makes me feel
#RestoreTheSnyderVerse
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Uncle Jack might by the best one off character on Arrested Development. Martin Short is a legend, top 5 funniest person to be put in front of a camera.
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People accuse of Brad Bird being a Libertarian but I think this scene kinda disproves that because more than Syndrome or The Government, Privatized Insurance is the most evil entity in the entire film.
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Everyone telling me this statement might not be entirely accurate: I do not care.
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Yeah this could really help with the Avatar movies low box office problem.
If James Cameron wanted to, he really could crossover Aliens with Avatar and the box office would explode
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Ang Lee’s Impact
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Hey Marvel let me write a comic where Cyclops beats the shit out of Peter for letting Kamala die, I guarantee everyone will love it.
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The nostalgia for these movies is crazy. They’re so so so bad. The actings bad, it looks bad, they’re boring. Some of the worst slop ever put out there.
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Happy 29th birthday to Batman Returns and a reminder that The Penguin is supposed to be 33 years old in this movie.
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@WyattDuncan
It’s so funny because I don’t think I’ve seen any backlash against his monologue being offensive, people just thought he was bad, which is kinda worse lol
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King of the Hill has the best crying in cartoons. Just real incredible stuff here.
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It’s going to be a really sad day when Conan O’Brien dies, but it’s gonna be just a little bit better when Paul Rudd plays a clip from Mac & Me during his eulogy.
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Trump should lean into the Alley Cat thing. Start using a trash can lid as a plate, eating fish skeletons, stuff like that.
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King Charles is gonna die because he drank a potion. This is how kings are supposed to die. I changed my mind, King Charles is good now.
'The King will not be one for chemotherapy, he has always argued against it. He's a great believer in natural herbs, potions and things like that.'
Royal expert, Tom Bower, discusses the King's cancer diagnosis.
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@levionok
@JoeyCuloper
“The manager doesn’t know what’s going on, haven’t you ever worked anywhere before?”
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I doubt any of this guys kids are as good as Superbad. Probably not even as good as Knocked Up.
Seth Rogan and I are the same age.
He's chosen to live his life full of weed and child free.
I've chosen to live my life weed free and child full (5 w/another on the way)
Which way Western Man?
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@WesWardComedy
I think he’s still good, he just picks pretty boring projects. I watched the whole first season of Your Honor and I could not tell you one thing that happened on it.
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I know this was the Avatar year, so it never would have won but it’s wild (forgive the expression) that this movie wasn’t nominated for Visual Effects. There’s so much emotion in these faces. The big Muppet suits look amazing. This is one of the best looking movies of the 2000’s.
Spike Jone’s Where The Wild Things Are (2009).
- Some would argue it’s better than the film itself.
- The only acceptable use of Arcade Fire in a trailer.
- Gives you the exact right imagery and tone to understand the film.
Personally, I love this film. Worthy of reappraisal.
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@i_zzzzzz
“Strip Weathers. You forgot about him?” Is an absolutely incredible quote. Smith didn’t even need to think about it, he knows his Cars lore.
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I love the story where she was asking for wardrobe changes because she wanted to take clothes home at the end of the shoot, and Kevin Smith told her that doesn’t make sense, the movie takes place in 1 day, and she countered with “we’re at a mall, my characters shopping”
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With HBOMax collapsing, I want everyone to remember how cool Tubi is.
If you watch Abel Ferrara’s Fear City on TUBI the first four seconds are a DVD menu.
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Popcorn is the ideal movie food because it’s the only food that’s okay if it falls on your chest, eating wings during a movie is insane.
If they sold these in theaters instead of popcorn I’d be happy
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How on earth are we this far into “Does Batman Eat Pussy?” discourse and Kevin Smith still has not weighed in?
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Cyborg always looks better when he has some more flesh showing. The movie design always makes me think "Why'd you bother saving half his face? Just put his brain in a robot body at that point."
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@NeilNevins
I have to assume that Genndy came up with the idea for War Machine’s shoulder gun to operate separately from the rest of him because it’s so cool and it hasn’t been done since this movie.
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This shit was cute when you’d catch Witches of Eastwick on HBO in 1998 and you’d be like “oh neat, Joker and Catwoman are in this.” But it isnt novel when almost every actor in Hollywood has played a superhero.
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@NeilNevins
The episode where they get them all to come over and scare Lois’ mom because she’s racist is an all timer.
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90% of Silver Surfer fans have never read a comic book, they just saw this on a poster in 1978 and said “That’s my favorite guy ever” and I love how pure that is.
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@jazz_inmypants
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In The Santa Clause, parents don't believe in Santa, despite the fact that Santa exists. Where do they think all these presents come from?
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@UltraDane
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You said you’ve read about this but you don’t know that Ligers are sterile? I don’t think you’ve read anything. I’m surprised you can read at all.
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@bornposting
They’re adding 45 minutes of backstory so we know why that chef hates crabs so much.
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Congrats to Dasha and Louis CK, I’m sure they’ll be very happy together.
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Damon Lindelof saying that reading Watchmen was a religious experience reminds me of the time he wrote Alan Moore a letter and sent him some Watchmen merch and Moore wrote back and said nobody from Warner Bros is legally allowed to talk to him and to never do this again lol
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They should put all the Writers Strike episodes of Late Night with Conan O’Brien in the Criterion Collection.
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@GunnerDobbins
Everybody in the comments is saying Cyclops which is weird because he’s married to a God. He knows he’s weaker than her and doesn’t care at all. He thinks it’s cool.
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@rossputman
The most fascinating part is that Cameron recommended a negotiator. Does James Cameron just happen to know hostage negotiators?
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I’m a lot like Neo from The Matrix (I will always follow a hot chick to a bar where they play Dragula by Rob Zombie)
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@EARTH_1610_616
Last time Peter stopped a mutant from trying to kill themself Peter regretted it, wasn’t gonna make the same mistake twice.
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@lilydont
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My favorite thing was the app was just called “Jeremy Renner” so when you downloaded it it was like “Jeremy Renner would like to access your photos.”
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Hearing how much he loved it makes it a lot more understandable that he was willing to sit in a make-up chair for 6 hours to do this 15 second commercial
On the Actor
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, Paul Giamatti shares the fulfillment of one of his greatest dreams: playing an orangutan in 'Planet of the Apes'
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Actually this is the most interesting thing you can do:
Henry Selick says it “might be more interesting to do a ‘NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS’ prequel.”
“There might be a more interesting story there about how Jack became the King of Halloweentown.”
(Source: )
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I think one of the big complaints about the Raimi Spider-Man movies I often see is that Peter isn’t funny, and that’s fair. But the Raimi Spider-Man movies are much funnier than any other Spider-Man movies which is much more important.
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Invincible finished the entire first season before they aired it, and then waited for the entire thing to air before they renewed it. By that time, the entire crew had got new jobs. They had to wait for those contracts to run up before starting season 2. This is idiotic.
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@Srirachachau
MoviePass saw Netflix make zero dollars trying to destroy movie theaters and decided to make zero dollars to save them and they were punished for it.
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@BeanWalrus
Tomatometer reveal is one of the best things Rotten Tomatoes has done, it’s so funny.
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@bornposting
It always makes it funny when a superhero then goes to another city. Like Scarlet Spider moving to Houston and all of a sudden fighting crime. Like what if he didn’t move there? Were there always villains in Houston and they were just having a free for all?
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into comedy special): On February 1, 2024, Larry David attacked my friend Elmo. He slapped him. He fucking hurt him.
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Don’t understand why someone would be a Flat Earther when Hollow Earth is so much cooler. They got dinosaurs living inside the planet. That rocks.
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I feel like Billy Madison spending all his time getting drunk at the pool is way better for society than billionaire kids trying to be politicians or influencers.
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@julianfeeld
I drive my Bugatti to the restaurant, then I Uber home to pick up my shitty car, (which I bought just to weed women out) then drive up in my shitty car and hope she’s waiting for me in the parking lot, and then leave in my nice car and later Uber back to pick up my shitty car.
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@IRHotTakes
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I think the funniest version of this is when Professor X loses his hair in a telepathic battle in X-Men: Apocalypse, as if we needed a reason that a guy in his 30s with hair would become a guy in his 70’s without hair.
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@NeilNevins
Pamela Adlon doing Bobby crying while doing a Yiddish accent is so impressive to me.
King of the Hill has the best crying in cartoons. Just real incredible stuff here.
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What if Trump’s right and Hannibal Lecter is real. Maybe that’s one of the secrets they tell you about when you’re president. Aliens, Hannibal, they tell you all kinda stuff.
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@GunnerDobbins
I really want to see the comic where the Fantastic Four and kids are captured and about to die and then Doom strolls in and just saves Valeria.
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@GemOfAmara
I gotta wonder how Spielberg feels about propping him up as the next great filmmaker and then seeing him go on to only regurgitate old shit and create nothing original or interesting.
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@KikoGon79519479
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The first one was a combination of a practical suit and CGI. They gave up on the practical bits later on.
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Joe Pera Talks With You has the best description of Joe Rogan listeners I’ve seen.
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@NeilNevins
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This kid was yelling out “Mommy!” When he was 11 instead of sneaking into Jackass: The Movie like a normal kid.
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@lennyburnham
As much as I dislike Streaming Services, I truly love that they’re just giving insane amounts of money to people to make stuff that nobody will watch.
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Eminem got all his controversies out of the way when he was in his 20’s, now he can just be a 50 year old dude writing songs about Venom. Kanye needs to take notes.
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@donmoyn
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"Lifted mankind from poverty."
The only employee of Scrooge we see is Bob Cratchit, who is living in abject poverty.
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This is the comic equivalent of Babe Ruth calling his shot.
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I love that the first thing we know about the POV character is that he has an ankle monitor. Amazing insight into who the target audience is.
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@CantEverDie
It’s very funny that Dave cannot fathom someone cutting corners at their job because Dave has never actually had to work for a living.
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@pugmane
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“Do you know who I am?”
“Jewish guy, Brooklyn.”
That’s an amazing reply by King.
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The first episode of the Family Guy revival where Peter lists off 20 shows that Fox made and cancelled in 3 years has like 10 shows that I absolutely adored.
There's like 5+ different shows that all came out on Fox around this time that I loved that all very unceremoniously got cancelled (Greg the Bunny, The PJs, The Tick, Undeclared)
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(L-R) Johnny Storm, Sue Storm, Mole Man, Reed Richards, Ben Grimm.
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Unrelated, but Wallace Shawn is a delight in this movie. “Well let’s hope we don’t cover him!”
Probably the most well cast Pixar movie.
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@bornposting
Captain Britain would be great because Captain Britain is a character who desperately wants to be Superman but weird shit keeps stopping him from being Superman and I think Cavill could relate.
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Conan was brave enough to do what no other last night host would do…be horny from time to time.
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