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writer / 🎹er / loverboy. olympic mirror painter @vanitypress . comma deleter @thirtywestph . latest: THUMBSUCKER from @malarkeybooks . they.
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THUMBSUCKER IS OUT and this is not an april fool’s joke.
discount code FOOL thru
@MalarkeyBooks
today only:
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i saw the tv glow is like the first film to make me physically sick in a long time. in a good way, i think? incredible, can never watch it again
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just when i thought i had gotten all my birthday presents, the lovely
@angeelio
comes through with the kickass cover.
this is a sloppy reveal but you’ll get a thousand chances to retweet me talking about this book, don’t worry…
it's my birthday! if you want to celebrate my existence on this planet, you should preorder my poetry collection THUMBSUCKER from
@MalarkeyBooks
. it's coming out on 4/1/24.
🔗
i've seen the cover and it looks fucking awesome. for now, hint:
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someone informed me of this at Powell’s so despite me having one of the worst nights ever during one of the worst periods of my life ever i had to post it
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RIP to willow, the realest bitch on earth, brave enough to square up to georgia multiple times and win 🤍🤍
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people whose brand is being the Asshole who voices what others are "scared to admit" are funny to me because in my experience, what people are too "scared to admit" isn't typically aggro, cruel shit but sincere feelings that make them vulnerable to rejection or scrutiny by others
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not to sound like a tool but when i get the sense that my intensity/passion/sincerity is making someone behave cruelly to me or talk behind my back, i kind of imagine them like a poorly socialized dog going apeshit because they saw someone wearing a hat for the first time
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it's my birthday! if you want to celebrate my existence on this planet, you should preorder my poetry collection THUMBSUCKER from
@MalarkeyBooks
. it's coming out on 4/1/24.
🔗
i've seen the cover and it looks fucking awesome. for now, hint:
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drunk and high coming home from a wedding and i keep wanting to tell my parents “it’s weird you knew me when i was a baby”
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podcast where i go through your twitter likes and interrogate you about them
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having one of those days where i remember how much of a miracle it is to write and be among writers and to have my stuff published and read by even a few people. it's an easy thing to take for granted most of the time, tbh, but it's a fucking blessing and that bears remembering.
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wait wait wait, you’re telling me POETRY magazine did something fucked up?
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most iconic picture of me?
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i know what you’re all thinking: kat? with murder in their eyes in a black turtleneck and chain? would have to see it to believe it
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please read this. thanks
“Show Notes” by Kat Giordano 🪞
@giordkat
The aplomb of a pen to speak what burns, the color of a heart emoji can change everything, with a decadence in syllables, Giordano serves with prowess
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forgot i had this sims tarot deck until just now when i found it looking for wrapping paper. which is crazy because this is the most Kat object in my home
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just realized that all of these moments and paths crossing are adding up to a Life. don't text
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i finally released a book of poetry that'd been haunting me like a demon since 2018 and was able to let go of some of my regrets and baggage in doing so. (georgia was nonplussed)
📖:
BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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in my mind the MAILER-DAEMON is disconcertingly hot and wants to punish me for sending emails to addresses that no longer exist.
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don’t ask a woman her age, a man his salary, a dumb non-binary bitch how many snickers ice cream bars they managed to eat today
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they’re poking with me with sticks. they’re telling me to gender conform
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Hi all! Kat’s handler here. Unfortunately, you may not see much from Kat on here in the coming months, as they have sadly succumbed to Sleepy Eepy Little Guy Disease and had to rest their little eyes for a moment. Please send best wishes for their swift recovery.🤞🏻
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guy parked outside is blasting clair de lune out of his car at a volume where i can hear it in here with my windows closed. it’s lightly snowing. poetry is abundant this morning
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@thatwimpydeer
feeling so seen right now because i always go back and watch this over and over when i’m doing a rewatch
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literally don’t know what i’d do without her which is why she’s going to live forever and ever
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cried a lot today, no sleep, spent most of it in pain and now i’m singing tame impala in my jammies for the people in my phone. the usual 🤍
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when i got my first acceptance email from a lit mag i was on drugs checking my phone on the toilet in my freshman year dorm. life comes at you fast
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tame impala makes music for people who say "hey guys i'm boutta head out" after going nonverbal in your basement for two hours post-bong hit
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is anyone on this website okay tonight? every two posts on my timeline make me consider calling in a wellness check
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happy new year! it’s time for me to post this poem of mine from 2018 again. bonus points if you can tell me the very obscure reference to Fairly Oddparents. 🥂🤍
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you can come over if you don’t ask me why i have a low quality printed photo of craig from Malcolm in the Middle taped to my bathroom mirror
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i proudly and resolutely stand with whoever is most likely to make me famous and interact with my tweets.
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happy first birthday to TELL ME YOU’VE EARNED IT, which you can absolutely still buy if you, yknow, haven’t, and you want to read me at my most borderline and exploring all of the ways in which i act like a beaten dog. thank you
@gobpilepress
😘
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just listened to a guy i went to school with (friends with a guy i was unrequitedly obsessed with for years, deep lore) playing a gorgeous song on the violin in a church to honor his mom who passed away this year and i’m not okay. heart still works huh?
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can tell when my dad isn’t home because my mom immediately switches off the Christmas music for Talking Heads
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ICYMI, i officially relaunched my 2021 mag/site/whatever, VANITY, yesterday. not completely open for subs yet, but will be seeking self-indulgent, navel gazing, etc. writing — whatever that means to you. new stuff coming in a few days, sub period probably in as many weeks. 😌🪞
happy new year and welcome the FUCK back to VANITY. i'm a realistic fish head, and this is an excerpt of
@tylercdempsey
's novel WILL WE ALL STILL SEE EACH OTHER AFTERWARD, ft. moose, sexting, and shazam but for food. get this in you—
🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎
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as i said before the Dirty Delete, this is going to be fucking fire. come out. you have plenty of time to make it work. you know you want to. 👀
Sorry, technical difficulties. Reposted with proper spelling.
Reading in one month. Make time, come out, drink beer with
@motelsiren
@giordkat
@WholeTimeDavid
@cross_radical
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just sent a ton of emails to people who submitted to
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you go to college and then for the rest of your life you get weird invitations in the mail for events like “council of the chancellor’s good fellows’ celebration of doug johnson’s service to the historic mcgregor farmhouse foundation”
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thinking about last year when i submitted to threepenny for shits and giggles, never got a response, and then got the world's rudest email from the editor when i followed up on it
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everyone shut the fuck up where can i get this shirt
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georgia got her own little plate of turkey, which became part of the meal.
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the malarkey book club is a STEAL, and it's so nice to just get books in the mail without having to think about it. and next year one of those 2024 books will be a poetry collection by yours truly which already justifies the cost if i do say so myself...
We need more book club members: sign up now and get all our 2024 titles mailed to you throughout the next year. Seven books. Five issues of King Ludd’s Rag. And Hellarkey, our Halloween special. Plus stickers and who knows what else.
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pour one out for mr. kidney disease (and for me, person who has to buy expensive prescription food now)
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me if you let me talk for too long
Did he spray himself with a truth serum why the fuck did he say that
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not now, georgia, mommy's having their little ritual of an edible + listening to mentally ill people read their writing
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drop a pic of yourself you'd want someone to use as their lock screen
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at long last… thanks
@miserytourism
for doing what should have been done a long time ago
"i’m not like other girls.
i want you in a way
that should scare you,
the way drains want water." -
@giordkat
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pretty sure i’m doing three readings in january, which is awesome for all of you in the greater Philly/NYC areas but terrible for my “languishing alone in bed” hobby
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