jerry from seinfeld 🌹
@socialistjerry
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i want to suck donkey kongs big fat juicy cock and shove it up my ass and ride it all night long. (but in a straight way) shitposter. (he/him)
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i want everyone to know that i am not associated with the actor, just the guy from the show.
completely different people.
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@Meelsie143
i’ve watched enough lego porn to know that this is just thinly disguised race play fetish content
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@TheWapplehouse
"why are you trolling me?" cries the man obessed with pronouns and the alphabet
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The discover tab of Snapchat is the kind of media i thought society would consume when I read fahrenheit 451
but now its become something far worse than bradbury could ever create
it must be destroyed
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@GraphCrimes
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i can instantly tell you the problem was not using a bar chart holy shit it makes the data and the point so much more obvious
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i remember the first time i ever wanted to see a woman’s boobies it was in my parents storytime bible and eve was looking hella fine but her stupid hair kept covering up the good parts so i took matters into my own hand and found out about lego porn
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i remember the first time i ever wanted to see a woman’s boobies it was in my parents storytime bible and eve was looking hella fine but her stupid hair kept covering up the good parts so i took matters into my own hand and found out about lego porn
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@VoiceofCal
that feeling when bats get more governmental protections than the homeless population in your own city 😔
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@lfc_caden
@BigPutruck
i mean heisenbones literally shows up every episode and nobody says anything
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@bobby
YES YES YES 👏 👏 👏
I have astigmatism and it makes driving at night almost impossible now. If I can see my car’s own shadow while driving YOUR HEADLIGHTS ARE TOO DAMN BRIGHT
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@funkykongfac
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@AlexGerber6
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@biggestjoel
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@BenDChambers
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i HATE having to use subtitles now. back in the day being able to hear dialogue was so nice. but now everything is impossible to make out.
i don’t mind the option but the fact that it’s essentially mandatory for a viewing experience is just frustrating and ruins shots.
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@hostiledesign
“i just don’t want it to be my problem. who cares if they don’t have a safe place to sleep at night, just so long as it doesn’t inconveniences me for 10 seconds of my day”
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@AlexeiArora
when the republican party of the 50's is more supportive of unions than modern day democrats
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@cheaptrickrules
I remember my high school history teacher telling us that it was a great moment of “compromise” and it showed how the checks and balances worked in an effective way and was something to admire him for.
Shit aged like milk
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@Immistyer
@VivaDaRevo
elementary school kids would laugh, college kids need trigger warnings smh
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@thechosenberg
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@hausofdecline
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@GooodWuss
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you already had a failed 4 year trial period with trump
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@FilmThePoliceLA
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@calantir009
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you can’t even make the friendly suggestion for other people to do it anymore without the woke moralists coming for you nowadays 😔
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@punished_cait
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