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@killergirltee a girl came in n stayed for forever so i had to wait to shit and we both definitely knew cause there was awkward silence as she fixed her makeup
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@roastmalone_ this is a beautiful set up. almost poetic even
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@jhilikeye @skaijackson u could’ve said hai skai & im upset that u didn’t
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@mcunanda my old roommate STILL comments on me “isolating” in my bedroom and it’s like well yea…. i was…… avoiding u
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@imvkgoku deeeefinitely one of those times where a chick leaves smth behind on purpose so if there’s a gf she finds out
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@shereeny an emotional, thought-provoking short film about the effects of capitalism and the steady climax of its suffocating grip on humanity—a topic not many are brave enough to face. tears were shed. bravo
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@bydecki i’ve experienced this multiple times cause i was just that pure
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@bIiccy it’s because his dad was very overweight
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@jerzdaycult bcs there’s humour in shock value
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@loveinthebrain i’m still processing choosing dua lipa over beyoncé
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@adoseofmars side note: is it weird that i think babies should be taken seriously too? just because they’re still learning doesn’t mean they’re invalid. we’re all still learning, always. their feelings and thoughts don’t matter any less just because they’re kids :(
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@HormonalJew [ touching stretch marks ] did it hurt?
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@motomahmi @islandthembo i thought u meant the stingray at first 😭
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@Dr34mS3quins @DESTRCTIONXDOLL not saying that this letter was the way to go or that it’s expressed healthily, but i do appreciate how her mom really emphasized how much she loves her and mentions her good qualities. the rest is obviously super intense but more than my parents ever would’ve done.
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am i doing this tinder thing right?
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@pwiscila my mom always says she mentally feels like a 19 year old still
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@_bbytorch enemies to lovers plot
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@josiahhughes apparently RJ mitte is so committed he’s still method acting his role to this day
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@ojoobabusolami obviously not as extreme in comparison, but i’ve always found it uncomfortable and odd when adults compliment kids by saying stuff like “oh, she’ll be getting all the boys at 18!” … like, excuse me? this is a child. why are u thinking about them like that
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@FilledwithUrine i’m flattered, but i’m already saving money by committing tax fraud every year because i don’t know what i’m doing.
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@jdkaknak she’s grasping at straws trying to find a way to connect with gen z and maximize her profit. it comes across as so forced and lowkey annoying. she’s like jojo siwa’s auntie that peaked in high school.
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@cobwebkitten @helloclitttyy let’s be real, he just wants a woman that will blindly commit to him no matter how toxic he is
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@thinbuns @futiledevice1 it’s bcs she doesn’t wanna swallow 🤭
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@Shalatheunicorn @ashanism apparently this is largely related to being used to emotionally regulating alone since childhood. for example, if your parents sent you to your room when you were having a meltdown instead of working it through with you, gave you time-outs when “misbehaving”, etc
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@cosmickuromi @insaneppltweets idek who this is but pls let it remain that way
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@notgwendalupe was this really their best take? demi’s not even on beat or doing the choreo properly 😭😭
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@gaialect probably because they were made to feel inferior & not good enough in comparison so they become fixated. subconsciously they want to emanate similar qualities if it will get them the love they’ve been chasing. it’s all just about wanting to be loved. especially by those we love
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@kittysostoned @BrokenSubie a dude told me this & actually had a girlfriend he was living with the whole time
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@xoBeanxo_ part of apologizing is accepting the consequences of your actions. if you think you’re being “punished” by one of those consequences then you’re not actually sorry.
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@IamPresh90 @__BigO__ you should be happy for reasons other than that. also your take is unfortunately inaccurate, as many women are stalked every day and nothing is done or taken seriously until it’s too late.
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@Kheumani it’ll end in a very cyclical way. it’s easy to feel an impending sense of doom when the entire world is more connected than ever before and bad news can be so heavy on us. there will be endings but they’ll pave way for rebirth, abundance, and new beginnings. 🥰
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@full_legal_name @aquariusdays when i was 9 i told everyone i was from mars and believed it
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@whotfisjovana me personally? my guilt is not pleasurable. my guilt is permanent and it consumes me. ☺️
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@sarahroseetter but what did u say
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@B0Y_TR0Y “it’s because i’m attractive huh. just admit it.” is how i start all my conversations
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@zxsmithh i am not letting a parasite feed off my very own body and nutrients at the detriment of my own health just to have a man that isn’t incessantly consumed by thoughts of me
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@roastmalone_ i’m sorry, i won’t lie to your mother.
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@banhmigoddess i was created in a back alley behind a chuck e. cheese. we are not the same.
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@eugenekrabs1922 @JCFights why was i waiting for the smaller guy to win
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@femaleweezerfan feels like i wasted an entire day so i waste the day because i feel like it’s already wasted
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can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit *starts vibrator*
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@kurtenheimer i think it’s exciting because you get to drop fun facts about ur lore when you randomly remember smth so there’s never a dull moment
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@TheDejaKing @GeauxGabrielle he doesn’t deserve praise but this honesty does deserve some acknowledgement. very rare.
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@gaialect it’s all stems from the idea of “is she better than me?” or “what makes her better than me”
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@g4ys0n @BR41NST3W no, for butt chugging only
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@castielspo if someone messaged me like this i wouldn’t sell to them
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@tyler02020202 i mean, is she supposed to sleep in her car if she ever needs to travel?
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@dox_gay i work with kids and can confirm. the entitlement is unreal
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@moonsoultarot real witches get their period every full moon
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@_bbytorch this is so fucking funny lmaooo i love her
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@tiredfeminist_ men love SCRAMBLING for reasons to be insecure, doesn’t matter if it makes sense or not
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@ABBACCHI0 told my crush i won’t eat in front of him yet gave him a full eye contact BJ as he was on the phone with a friend
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@LEILAREXIC @thincollective i’m ready to start relying on photosynthesis cus fr what the fuck
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@VOGUEit_ i’ll feed into the propaganda. whatever makes me feel better about not having access to ozempic as A Poor™️.
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@tyler02020202 send him ur venmo
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@seangarrette when i wake my mom up in the middle of the night to tell her i frew up🧍‍♀️
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@talkwallets gypsy rose try not to mention her sex life challenge
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@tyler02020202 the winner of polyamory
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@adoseofmars hear me out: no.
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@_malaikanicole @alondramaren people advertise to get botox before you get wrinkles to prevent them from forming. is that just bullshit or is the secret to just use small doses?
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@notsofiacoppola took my shirt off before sex once and a guy said “oh crap”
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@konylishious i’m not committing to someone not worth committing to. i’m too sensitive and too much of a lover girl.
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@residual_energy should’ve played die antwoord instead
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@crybabykarm was gunna counter that it might not be moving but the blur doesn’t lie
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@trippkilpatrick i wanna pull it like a beyblade cord
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@CHRlSTITTIES he was so beautiful before :( but our opinions don’t matter. i hope he’s more at peace with his appearance now.
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@cainpilled i thought ryan gosling & rachel mcadams hated each other
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@chicvouge is this serious? don’t act like there isn’t a whole ozempic epidemic plaguing the rich right now 😂
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@lovedoveclarke once i ordered $300 of seafood and my roommate thought it was my pu$$y. mortifying.
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@wildtiktokss i actually don’t know what most of these are but i agree
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@celesitial the “am i experiencing a spiritual breakthrough or spiritual psychosis” experience
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@realonx1 @GeauxGabrielle waiting it out until people start to forget all the horrible shit he did
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@RlCKYRAGE why does this feel like fetish content
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@maaarrah me but i’ll pretend i’m about to leave so they beg me to stay longer (to re-establish the power dynamic)
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@helldepthshrew @tyler02020202 this isn’t the compliment it’s made out to be. i’ve seen a man ejaculate into a mcchicken. thank god the standards have been raised beyond the absolute bare minimum now
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@adoseofmars they’re in love with being in love. sometimes they’ll love the idea of love more than their actual partner.
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@AriArtistryLLC did he say all this while in prison?
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@binchcity the positives don’t nullify the countless potential negatives, nor is education and informed consent fear mongering.
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@lilskijay @_wildmilk no she had it written before, just forgot to submit it. the email was (obviously) written drunk tho.
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@mirubunnie i remember u seeing a selfie of me and calling it a jump scare :-)
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@rundizzy that you’re on a higher vibration than everyone else and that’s why you always felt different even as a kid so you’ve been stifling the expansion of your spirituality because it would just isolate you even more, therefore you subconsciously decided to repress your abilities
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@valentinavoight the fact that ur 25 & so successful makes me feel so unbelievably behind
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@tyler02020202 let her clean, it’s not at anyone else’s expense except maybe her own 💔
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@tweecunt the entitlement people have over interacting with celebrities is so wild to me bc nobody would say this over a civilian
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@mjcoreywrites i think phones are a big factor in this. everyone is addicted to going on them and/or obsessed with documenting everything to the point that they’re missing out on actually experiencing the moment.
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@gaialect deep down it’s competition, fear, and jealousy. “what’s all the hype about?” “how can i be more like her?” or better yet, “how can i be better than her?” if we can identify, analyze, and dissect those qualities, then we can work towards surpassing them & avoiding future pain.
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@mrsballs69 HIS EYES
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@takeyourzoloft i struggle with this a lot, then i remember the responses + expressions on ppl’s faces when i tell them childhood stories i thought were normal. even my therapist cried for me? yikes. lol anyway, it’s cool… now i’m mentally ill & a little too chill, amirite ladies 😎? ?
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@supermoongirl9 this is literally a post about BPD
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