Lily The Cable Guy
@lilyblueyez
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I’ve been training like Rocky to write this shorts listicle .
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My therapist has to cancel our next session because she'll be filming SAY YES TO THE DRESS !!!!!!.
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I need a transcript of Crishelle’s speech to the Adobe team
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Going deep on the yelp of the bar in florida where everyone got corona
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Courtney Love is the funniest person in the world
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So chic.
Elle Macpherson struggled with alcohol addiction, especially to champagne
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Our generation’s Folsom Prison Blues.
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Bc he gay.
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Why is Princess Charlotte dressed as one of the walking gays
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The psychosis one must have to think this wallpaper is “everything”.
That moment when you feel a strong desire to eat at an Israeli restaurant with Israeli rock blasting - and also: this wallpaper is everything rn 🇮🇱 🥙
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Woman at nail salon reading a book called : How to stop being an empath.
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Every single man on Love is Blind owns these shoes
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Not really….
Jennifer Garner’s son, Samuel, 11, is almost as tall as mom during morning outing
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Girls love seeing a long line of people then asking each and every person if they are in line.
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Hillary Duff describes her fireplace as “exposed firewood”
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I got the vibe that they were def drinking natural wine in The Bible.
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Vegans are always like : Cashew pancake lasagna with strawberries yuca cheese fresh tomatos topped with coconut parm 💋 yes please!.
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Can we get another stimmy instead of To-Go $14 Negroni’s.
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The one where Steve wont let Miranda pay for his new suit.
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Not me actually consulting Lauren Conrad’s Book of Style for how to pack for a three day trip in a midsize city.
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We have finally come full circle to non alcoholic spiked seltzer…. so seltzer
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My gf who works in publishing: work was really hard today. My unemployed ass: I know what you mean, Amanza on Selling Sunset had a hard day at work too - the other girls are being so mean to her :(.
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Not to be a conspiracy theorist but are we sureeee they got sick from CO-VID
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Pam Grier had the chart tattooed on her back in the original L Word Pilot and played a leather butch named Captain 🤯
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Andy is literally Quentin.
You got this, Tanya.
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Imagine your mom is Kristin Cavallari and she is taking you to see Morgan Wallen at Wrigley Field…its the day you realize yes your gay
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This woman doing a bottle of Prosecco alone at 10 am is doing Monday right
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You go over to your friends for dinner and they are making Patagonia pasta…what do you do?
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This is such a Reese title.
Kathryn Hahn to Star in ‘Tiny Beautiful Things’ Series at Hulu, Laura Dern and Reese Witherspoon Producing
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Bernie isnt going to your 32 person Bday dinner at Forlinis.
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She’s a little 2000 and late calling herself a witch.
Witches be like “Sometimes I just want to listen to music while pining away/sulking/staring out a window.” It’s me. I’m witches. Never fear, the “willow lonely witch remix” is here. 🔮
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Just found a goldmine . *20 page document my dad made documenting every single thing he thinks my Mom did wrong in their marriage.
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wowwwwwwewwwwwwwwww I…. am….gonna….need a minute.
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I think about Publizity daily.
Kroll Show premiered 10 years ago today. It changed my life. I got to work with my best friends and made lifelong friends working on it. I learned that the most important thing about a creative endeavor isn’t always the final product…
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Every new restaurant in NYC is just like we serve mozzarella sticks, shrimp cocktail, and meatloaf but for 225/ pp just like your fabulous grandma used to charge.
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I made a dill chicken salad pita with shallots to bring to work at 830 am
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Im fucking fired up watching Chocolat!! Cant believe they tried to stop her from selling her sexy spicy chocolat.
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Last night I just read. no TV. this morning I woke up with a PhD.
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Im watching Hunter Biden’s lesbian daughter make the feta tik tok pasta.
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U cant just call something that has cheese and pepper cacio e pepe.
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I love how Zoe Kravitz in High Fidelity lives in Greenpoint, owns a store on Bedford but has never heard of Frose.
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Beyond same.
I am always in interviews when drama breaks out.
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Megan saying she fell in love with Harry because of his instagram photography….
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They about to leave you a bad tip in Provincetown.
So back in 2016 I got to campaign with the incredible @jamieleecurtis and we had a blast and have been friends ever since. Tonight she won best supporting actress! So well deserved. Congrats Jamie Lee!
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Sooo if there is a vaccine by my 50th birthday Im obv having a throwback Burgers and Botox rager.
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This dykey ass bunny.
Sharing a favorite photo of Bill (left) and the Easter Bunny to wish a happy holiday to everyone celebrating. 🐇🌸. 📷: @usnatarchives / @WJCLibrary
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Got so stoned this weekend I went shopping at The Gap.
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Literally not to brag but ive been on a bachlorette wine tasting trip with the designer of Mahershala's hat.
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One day there will be a Netflix doc about Beacon’s Closet.
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We have a very divided nation . You look at Charlotte , you look at Samantha, you look at Carrie.
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Nothing is funnier then Nicole Kidman being forced to attend the American Country Music Awards every year.
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Move over Greta Thunberg.
I’m offended by this 72 degree weather in jersey in NOVEMBER. I want crisp air, and a chilly breeze & freezing nights, thanks.
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Gonna read tmrw.
Been getting a lot of questions about the recent sale of my old masters. I hope this clears things up.
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Nashville may be the only city where you can see a Juicy Couture sweatshirt in a museum
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The end of Conclave kinda felt like a Law and Order reveal.
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Girl on Beach: Ive become addicted to wine this summer. like ive become an alcoholic . Friend: Yeah you have.
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She was a senior when I was a freshman is my all time favorite phrase.
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Never clicked a link faster.
Jason Kelce’s wife, Kylie Kelce, revealed she has two sides to her personality by unveiling her hilarious mug collection.
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I literally never laughed harder I need to get CBS access pass.
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I can’t stop thinking about these content creator and farmcore dolls I saw at Walmart
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Her horny ass.
I have affection for several of my fellow candidates, but the generosity of this one is particularly touching. Thank you, Andrew!.
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My mom is gasping at each page of Terry Gross’s memoir.
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Pulitzer to whoever wrote this
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