sorry i never tweet any more. the 9 year old russian boy who lives below me is trying to ruin my life with a series of increasingly intricate pranks and ruses

@femaleweezerfan wondering this myself < 33333

glad that’s over. pete alonso please fire scott boras

@_4L3X1 ich mache einfach mein eigenes Ding 😂

@tiny_charm what the

@mycookiemyjuice i actually posted and your lack of reaction was how i realized you deactivated

waiting for peer review to drop on the UNM study + the “very precise estimates” to come next year before moving to the woods >>>>>

RT @Jessi_Rihanna: What are you scared of? Do that. Do that every day. And after 10 years, dm me so we can fuck

u could be having the worst day of your life and here come some bitch posting a video of some fugly old monkey eating a mango or something

FORM?!?????!!!!!! they’re coming for me already

@harry im scared

my ocd therapist who just finally graduated me from every week to every other week listening to me talk about this tomorrow

@blossomsbroke the swifties did this to me too last year… i take their skips into consideration whenever it’s time to post on instagram

realizing that everyone can see me liking tom selleck fancams on instagram reels has genuinely made me consider suicide

@sbodrojan who the fuck

RT @MrSantosNY: I’m a classical feminist… not the pink p****y hate type… I stand with the real serious type chicks!

@yungscapegoat and i did laugh at that yes. wasn’t going to say anything but im glad you did