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lovable angel, perfect sweetheart. i always refill the brita. https://t.co/xEBu208e2B @aquariusnightss
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getting high and immediately replying to every tweet as if they had texted you personally.
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unfortunately babies aren’t either :(.
CONDOMS ARE NOT BIODEGRADABLE . save the planet! have raw s3x instead!.
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asked roomie for the rent and she goes, oh, I don’t have it. girl are you fucking kidding me.
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whatever gets her into that therapist’s office.
imagine your card declines at therapy so they bring out your mom.
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just had to unfollow someone on ig bc their boyfriend is so ugly that seeing him was ruining my instagram experience.
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one of the most valuable things my old journalism boss ever taught me about editing: the word “that” is almost never necessary in a sentence. cut it out and don’t look back.
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how are you 28 and not completely humiliated to be in a relationship w a 20 year old.
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smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful.
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i’m addicted to telling someone i can’t stay too late and then hanging out until midnight.
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yeah high school.
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i can’t imagine fumbling troye sivan for twitter likes.
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i lied there’s no sex you’re gonna help me rearrange my apartment.
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about to find out what you little freaks are always talking about in those memes
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sex with depressed guys is better because this is all they’re living for.
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i made a spreadsheet of people i want to kiss and u were the only person on it.
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thinking about this date i went on where he pulled out his phone and just read out every one of his tweets.
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i lowkey might have autism but i have a job so i’m not gonna worry about that rn.
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dude thought for 5 days and decided the pussy was worth it (i still didn’t answer).
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men will send u ur post to hit on u and not even like the post.
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your early twenties are all about eating as many bagels as possible.
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getting laid will have u at work the next day saying shit like yippee.
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thanks for waiting till 5pm on the first of the month by the way.
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damn this hangover sucks what was in that four loko and edible and dirty shirley and glass of wine and second edible and american spirit and.
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okay guys so maybe technically they are. but there would be other consequences.
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okayy i tried on the new accidentally dyed version and i actually kinda fw it like this
left my green bathing suit in the car and parts of it turned blue ????
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that man who’s mean to you when he’s mad is not your soulmate btw.
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just saw my reply guy being a reply guy on another girl’s tweet
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@AD12347456 that is totally okay and being bilingual is an amazing & very valuable skill, this is more nitpicky copywriting jargon to save as many characters as possible when writing for social media and print. it’s still totally fine to use!.
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top 4 redacted media tweets
what’s your most liked tweet?.
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my body is a machine that turns exes into people that still text me.
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yea sex is great but have u ever had someone shampoo ur hair for u in the shower.
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are u gonna finish biting the skin off ur lips or should i ??.
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…me and who.
Italian couple fighting in front of me and the guy is holding two ice creams so the girl can move her hands around while shouting.
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i am now available to be annoyed and perhaps even irritated
all men want is to constantly annoy one beautiful woman.
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i’m on your instagram post manually counting how many likes you got.
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there are people who go to med school? i would much rather hang out.
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going through my nightstand and i just found a completely sealed letter from my ex from after we broke up a year ago. never looked at it. do i open it now or let sleeping dogs lie??
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well since i’m off private
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚.
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don’t care + didn’t ask + i read your favorite book and it sucked.
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sorry FIANCE*** btw they’re 22 and got engaged after 9 months.
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i’m so glad you guys liked this one LOL i really didn’t think anyone would care. more grammar tips coming soon! <3.
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and i fumble constantly, like believe me, im no stranger to fumbling. but this is crazyyy. i would do unspeakable things for a chance.
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i bet your ex is waiting to hear from you:) you should message them!.
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some highlights :)
at target celebrating my favorite season (bikinis on clearance).
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