lauren ♈️
@cruellittlecat
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weird miserable bitch
New York, NY
Joined October 2019
last night i was standing outside a bar bc i needed a breather and a guy came up to me and offered a cig and i said how do you know i smoke and he said i've given you cigs on two different occasions where you've cried outside this bar and talked to me about your ex lmfao.
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next time i see him i'm gifting him a pack btw as a sign of gratitude.
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@retchedarcher i think it's sweet that people see something romantic in it but i agree he just seems like a kind person who's also probably been through some stuff lol.
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what an embarrassing tweet to blow up lol pls read my substack that i post irregularly on if it interests you 😇.
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@0wenRussell Stormi is gonna think the camera man standing in the dark was a sleep paralysis demon when she grows up💀💀.
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@taylorgarron their jeans are so good 😖 but i still resent them a little from the trauma of shopping their in the mall as a chubby middle schooler 💔.
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@ZOLAJESUS taylor fought for artists on spotify to be paid more fairly for their music and she never said she’s indie but even if she did who gives a fuck she can label her music however she wants to. what’s happening to other artists is heartbreaking but it has nothing to do w taylor swift.
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my friend FINALLY dumped her flop bf of five years after she saw how ugly he looked in his mugshot!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i got in a fight w a guy friend who matters a lot to me and one of my roommates saw me eating a tub of Oreo ice cream and he was like “are u ok?” and i was like “I JUST LIKE OREO ICE CREAM??? LIKE SUE ME??? IT TASTES GOOD!!!”.
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i want to cover my body and hands in mud and then run through this guy's house like the tomb raider.
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@TAYLORLAMANNA i work at a daycare and not only do i 100% agree but i’ll add that there’s no reason to have your phone out in the first place. your attention needs to be on the kids at all times.
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hunter biden i have grown quite fond of you, not in a sexual way but in the way that we'd probably sit next to each other in group therapy at a hospital and roll our eyes at the same things.
Hunter Biden would smoke crack as soon as he would wake up, his ex-girlfriend testified in court. Read more 👉
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“what’s your body count?” how about you count how many birds you’ve seen in trees, how many flowers you’ve seen bloom, how many lakes you’ve swam in.
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i can't explain it but this is how i feel when i go to a pilates class and it's all bad bitches there.
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@ZOLAJESUS ppls expectations of TS is that she has to fight social injustice but when she does it’s performative, if she tries to help smaller artists and fails it’s her fault, if she makes pop music it’s basic and now she’s “cosplaying indie” nothing she does is ever good enough.
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taking nudes with a carefully placed ottessa moshfegh book in the background for a guy who probably has a 3rd grade reading level.
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@freshhel i once was joking around with a coworker and i mentioned how i would never be friends with somebody who has an infinity sign tattoo and then she showed me hers on her arm.
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@yungayan i could definitely see how this is harmful w perpetuating predatory behavior but i saw it as like this underage girl was craving validation for her looks so badly she put herself in dangerous situations. to me it was a reflection on our society esp in regards to body image.
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@clarksleague also if u haven’t already, watch little monsters! such a good horror comedy imo (it’s on hulu).
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crying bc snow makes me emotional (and i haven’t taken my zoloft in 3 days) while Wybie purrs on my chest
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@ZOLAJESUS her music has been a huge part of my life i’ve grown up w it and that’s enough for me. she’s an artist & she writes beautiful songs and that can be enough she doesn’t owe anybody solving our world’s problems in fact she’s done more than a lot of other major artists.
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@lovedoveclarke i mean this in the best way but this video has the same vibes as in movies when they show flashbacks to the protagonist’s beautiful perfect wife who died tragically 😭😭.
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male writers when a female character is having a breakdown:.
who up walking around in just a sweater and a thong.
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@quenblackwell once i skip my zoloft for two days i start getting the lil fireworks show in my brain.
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having plans on both weekend nights when you’re severely depressed
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@shaTIRED thank you for saying this it’s such a painful thing to experience from your own mother 💙.
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one thing about anne marie tendler's memoir is she really needs you to know she has very delicate, child-sized wrists.
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@kristoferthomas i will die on this hill! CGI makes special effects more widely available which is great but practical effects imo are way better. but big companies never want to pay ppl to do that like disney doesn’t even hire costume designers a lot of the time they CGI costumes.
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also if anyone wants to read my substack that i rarely post on feel free 💖.
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@redbylolo YES!! i also noticed that once i realized i can get through the temporary pain/discomfort of not feeling “wanted” or getting validation i feel so much more empowered and free.
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@yungayan also i don’t think rue is supposed to be a reliable narrator. this is how she interprets everything.
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martha stewart being an unapologetic emotionally cold WASP who hosts immaculate parties and takes things like thread count and flower arrangements incredibly seriously is so important to me.
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@sarahlugor imo it’s not bad at all, but if u have sensitive skin id recommend asking the person doing it if they have a different wax for ppl with sensitive skin bc sometimes they do and it helps with the redness and stuff after, at least in my experience.
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i need a tweet about me being really smart and cool and normal to go viral after one about me being pathetic has gotten 100k likes.
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@itsmegangraves my mom did something similar when i was a kid where she told me i couldn’t get a new game for my nintendo DS and then after i got off the bus one day after school she was waiting in her car with my best friend and she took us to toys r us to each buy a new DS game 🥹.
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@ahoffz CT and we had to line up and the boys would pick their partners until there was only one girl left for the last kid :/.
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when will colleges understand that pizza & drinks is not a good incentive for getting me to go to ur event. the real draw is a free tee-shirt. i will do almost anything for a free tee-shirt.
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tweet about a guy treating me badly has blown up but at least i’m getting new substack subscribers
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@xxdbreezyxx i’m so sorry, my actions were not okay and ur feelings are so valid. thank u for speaking up about it, going forward i’ll keep this in mind so i don’t make the same mistakes again bc i care about u a lot and value our relationship. (libra moon).
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@MsAriesMoon this is evil (i feel like as a libra rising ik how to hit ppl where it hurts lol) but insinuate that they aren’t a hard worker or critique their taste in any of their interests (music, movies, fashion, etc).
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imagine a beautiful woman invites you on a first date to help out in her garden and you're like hmmmm let me go to reddit about this.
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@kristoferthomas which is so sad bc there are SO many incredible and passionate costume designers and practical effects people who deserve to be doing what they love and what they’re great at :(.
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@quenblackwell this is the type of sim i would’ve designed when i used to play it in 5th grade before i knew i was bisexual.
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@wolktress the only thing that stops me from cutting at my geriatric age of 22 is that it’s embarrassing when ur no longer a teenager like it feels too dramatic now.
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@gaialogia i understand the mentality behind this tweet but i think the way it was phrased was unnecessarily harsh & invalidating.
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i'm at this joni mitchell concert talking to kinds of lesbians you've never even heard of.
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@xxdbreezyxx i hate when ppl are bad at apologizing/don’t apologize and i think it’s bc since i’m a libra moon i value justice a lot, so i make sure i apologize to ppl well.
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"i'm a queer studies scholar" i'm gonna stop you right there ✋.
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@takeyourzoloft it’s so weird to feel the need to tell other people if what they experienced was “trauma” or not it doesn’t matter and everyone i’ve met who has this perspective treats it like a competition and has such a chip on their shoulder. there will always be somebody who’s had it worse.
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@powcampsurvivor sounds like something i would do before i learned dbt….ik cluster b when i see it lol.
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@Coll3enG the last time i went the woman waxing me told me about how disappointed she was in her oldest daughter.
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if anyone is curious on the demographic of the joni mitchell hollywood bowl concert:. 30% lesbians.30% gen-x/boomer hippies.20% gay men.20% esoteric younger women.
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@RottenInDenmark people are like: i like johnny depp’s movies and i don’t want to have to contend with the idea that he could have been abusive in a past relationship so i will convince myself amber heard is evil and feel personally involved in a trial about a relationship i never witnessed.
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@batsignals on behalf of all white women im so embarrassed this is why we can’t have nice things 💔.
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@shaTIRED i find the gentler and more understanding i am towards other people the more i learn the way to be like that towards myself.
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@ycsm1n watching this as someone who has narcolepsy has me crying and throwing up lmao but also i hope she’s okay bc this can’t be good for her body or her mental health in the long-term.
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probably something deeper here about boys being raised to be emotionally unavailable however this still made me laugh
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@RaxKingIsDead i feel the need to say rachel ray bc my grandma had beef with her. my grandma worked at the perfume department in a macys in upstate ny for like 40 years that rachel went to a few times and she said she was always very rude to her and her coworkers.
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i’m reminding myself that if i could get 43 days sober once, i can get it again and the fact that i didn’t allow a relapse to become a full fledged bender is proof in itself that i have grown a lot already.
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@Rachel_Sennott yes! i got moderna and i’m on the pill so it’s especially weird for my period to be abnormal.
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my roommate told me she had a dream where she was paralyzed on the floor screaming for help and i kept showing her a dance routine i came up with and honestly that’s pretty accurate to what im like as a person.
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