alondra
@alondramaren
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when a rare story liker likes your story so you know you ateee.
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it’s so crazy when nepo babies don’t peruse a higher education. like it’s in the palm of your hands and you have the opportunity to go to school debt free… & you decided to model…. ok. ok. cliche.
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I put my full trust in women who carry baby wipes, hand sanitizer, body spray, and dental floss in their bag.
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It’s beautiful how overtime your features start to look like your mothers.
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no one talks about how finding a great pair of jeans is actually really hard.
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the biggest lie sold to us is that there is a deadline to achieve things in life.
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I think it’s ok to stop dating a guy if he’s not sending you flowers, taking you on dates, not writing you letters etc. like we believe in real romance over here.
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definitely pulled everyone i ever wanted but at what cost.
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it’s just me and the 10 pounds I gain and lose every 4 months 😭😭😭😭.
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there’s an old lady out there with your vintage dream bag and it’s just stuffed away in her closet for years.
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clothes are meant to be reworn and reworked. this is why it’s important to build your wardrobe and to not follow trends.
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men be like ‘omg I like you so much’ my brother in Christ you did not ask me one question about myself.
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i hate when people are scared of deep intimacy. this is what humans were made for. we are made to love.
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one of the worse qualities a man can have is a wandering eye. not even joking.
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bro my crush put me on his close friends and he with 3 bitches on a yacht. man take me the fuck off.
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If you look like this dm.
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real lovers sit right next to eachother in the restaurant booth.
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having Snapchat in 2023 is scary! wtf are you doing on that app????.
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i don’t want no man with a social media presence. bye icarly.
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liking me and not being the most romantic person in the world is CRAZZZZZY.
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if i tell you i love flowers and you never get me any i am actually leaving.
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i just found out a man’s gene can alter your appearance if you’re pregnant with his child!!!! MEN ARE UGLY!!!.
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if you’re begging a man to love you. u need to get a second job. get a hobby. u need to go back to college. you need to do something to distract you from that man. too much free time.
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need an espresso martini, Caesar salad, truffle fries, and a forehead kiss with some peonies on the side.
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i go to the gym 5x a week, walk 3 miles daily, one cycling class a week, and pilates 3x a month… like i am committed to being sexy.
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when i see a man post a pic with a cat…. like slut!!!! thirst trap!!!.
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these men’s biggest downfall is how lustful they are. like they can’t even connect on an emotional level…. & they can’t even have sincere conversations.
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officially the girl who always has her nails and hair done, going to the gym, taking my daily vitamins , and it feels amazing.
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get your ass to the gym so you can look sexy for halloweeenn!!!!!!.
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I am very mysterious. but I talk a lot. two things can exist.
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sometimes i think to myself like hmm my future husband would never do that, and move on.
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yearning for a romantic date where it leaves me thinking love is real again.
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i love when girls are being taken care of and go on cute dates and have a fairy tale love stories.
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you know how committed to being sexy you have to be, to willing go to the gym in the winter????.
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bitch get your ass in the gym. we looking sexy this summer!!!!!!.
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unfortunately some people are not here to evolve, they are here to remind you what it looks like if you dont.
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taking vitiam D + magnesium is going to get you out of that depression slump during the winter.
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having a high protein diet, collagen daily, and working out 5x a week is going to make you look so sexy.
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I stand by I don’t want to spend my life educating someone how to love me.
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a woman who loves herself and respect herself will really get everything she desires in this world.
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i feel like if i put myself first for the next couple of months i can really be in the position i have always wanted to be.
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i kinda want to get engaged in like 2 years from now. do i have a man? absolutely not. but manifest is key.
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hey girly send that crazy text! let them know you a real one & stop pretending to be chill.
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srry i haven’t been posting pics. i am figuring out ways to be hotter and get more money.
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you know you have a true bestie when both of ya have different taste in men.
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I feel like I had a good year because I learned so much about myself, and I took the time to actually learn from my mistakes so I can be a better person next year.
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all I want to do in this life time is shop, fall in love, and travel.
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i just trust girls who carry body spray, lotion, hand sanitizer, baby wipes. etc in their bag.
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I love being hot. but I really love being smart and talented.
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having my toes done even in the winter is giving self love because no one is seeing them but me.
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the older you get the more you realize real love is calm and secure. fake love is chaos and obsession is limerence.
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having a fit body really is an accessory I can wear whatever I want and still look good.
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I’ve been blocked a couple times by men I’m ngl. I’m not a good woman /:.
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feels so good to not cry or care for a man I’m ngl. being single is kind of a blessing in disguise.
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hate ppl who are scared to be in love. like oh brother… get help!.
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i can not believe people still do situationships. sounds like hell. like pls master a craft. that boy does not like you.
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i love being a girl because i love taking care of myself. like shopping for skin products, hair care, perfumes, vitamins! it’s so fun.
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the person who still follows their ex on social media is NOT ur soulmate.
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when i see a girl and I’m like oh she’s so strange yet beautiful… i know she’s an aquarius.
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my problem is i am so comfortable with being single that when a love interest comes into my life i am very ????.
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i love being around women who are full of themselves, and confident. women who don’t compete with anyone, know their full worth, and know they’re the main character.
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you get to a point as a grown woman when going to target, grocery shopping, and going to your Pilates class makes you super excited.
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i like seeing men who ignore other women and are super sweet to their gf.
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you ever miss someone and you’re like if they wanted to reach out they will. so you just drop it.
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isn’t Botox and fillers supposed to make you look younger??? i am starting to think otherwise, because the people who got it look old for their age….
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@hauteslayer thats what I’m saying. it’s not for a job opportunity but more so to learn more!.
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dating again. so if ya see me out with different people. lmk which one I look best with.
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