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Liverpool FC, Michigan šŸˆ&šŸ€, Elliott Smith & Being Autistic w/ hEDS & Functional Neurological Disorder

Bethesda MD
Joined February 2010
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6 months
@AmeliusMoss @FischerKing64 Sooooo much of the modern right is explained by a crippling addiction to cuck porn.
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@MattZeitlin Used to listen to my father spend 4-5 hours per week sobbing on the phone with BCBS begging them to cover various things they deemed "pre-existing" and he had FEP. Like it was genuinely traumatizing. I couldn't understand what was going on as a little kid.
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@lichald12 Why are we cursed with the most gullible ā€œjournalistsā€ what did we do to deserve this?.
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@himbopresident If I got owned this hard I would simply delete my account
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@liminfinen Lmao thatā€™s the dude who told me the Russian army was inherently anti-fascist bcz Russians were genetically (yes genetically) incapable of being Nazis. Just an unfathomably dumb guy.
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@VivivanVivesque What would it mean for to ā€œbe in it for the griftā€ and then that follow up is just, idek itā€™s so pathetic lol
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@zeta_globin What are you blathering about, you sound like an idiot.
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@jewstein3000 I'm neurodivergent and you do not speak for me, thank you.
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@lichald12 So can you, in fact as a ā€journalistā€ thatā€™s sort of your job, but you didnā€™t! You posted an unsourced Kick stream as representative of the experience of the minority population of a whole, thatā€™s on you!.
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@linaposting Idk if you still communicate with OP but this is what the Benedryl is doing, unfortunately they seem completely attached to the antihistamines. I donā€™t think the SS will end up being fatal in their case but itā€™s only a matter of time before a bit seizure.
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@BadMedicalTakes People talking about cancer is like a bad medical takes cheat code, and tbf the way itā€™s spoken about culturally really does obscure what makes it impossible to singularly ā€œcureā€ but also lol lmao god weā€™re ngmi are are we?.
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5 months
Idk bro was she there in 2023 bcz you've previously been mendaciously smearing the diaspora community?
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@dylangelfish @thinbluesublime @fruitsnacks42 You got completely owned, nice try though.
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@WW3finalboss @NewsWire_US Stealing the wages and pensions of federal workers.
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3 months
@GoldwagNathan In hindsight Glen Greenwald was kinda the canary in the coal mine over what happens when your politics completely devolve into "owning da libs" and a good number of people have just kinda enthusiastically signed onto that. Attached screenshot entirely unrelated
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@AndrewBylerPA @StatisticUrban Congratulations on discovering how legal precedent works lol.
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@Zappyz_ Sounds like a you problem.
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@ABeardedPanda Critical support for the incels and groypers dogpiling her sociopathic ass.
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2 years
@Abbakar_affan @CalibreObscura What is the fuck up? Are you just now learning that the US and Russia are geopolitical rivals?.
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4 months
@PopovaProf Zelensky having a background as a successful children's TV entertainer is unironically probably a massive help in dealing with Trump who has the brain of a child.
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@LinkofSunshine Having twice as much sex as you do showers is absolutely diabolical.
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20 days
@goddammitsarah Shrug I wonā€™t survive the ACA repeal but I pray with all my heart I get to see you suffer just a fraction of what the disabled do before I go. Watching eugenicists like you suffer is good for the soul.
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3 months
@Forever_noir_ @Rebecca_Bellado It's incredible to see how much of your life is ostensibly dedicated to American politics and how little you understand it. 2016 was less than a decade ago man, liberals hate the EC. You've made "liberal" into such an abstraction as to be materially useless lmao.
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@lichald12 Anyway perhaps be more careful about calling yourself a journalist or whatever. Or if you really believe that you are in your heart or hearts: learn the basics of the job.
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@Sturgeons_Law Thereā€™s this fascinating inverse where instead of being erased by simply being left out of contemporary western history like so many other genocides the holocaust is being erased by talking endlessly dismissing the evidence as impossible after explicitly describing it.
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@BmoreOrganized Well this is one of the funnier accidental admissions of the colonial nature of the USSR by a self proclaimed leftists Iā€™ve seen in a few lmao.
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@bitchbi45 @foconut_ Salmonella is not your culture.
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2 years
@mtracey Genuinely pleasing to see how little influence you actually have. Like the only thing your screeching accomplishes is to reaffirm the previously convinced. Ukrainian resistance gives you the sads and in response all you can do is ineffectualy cry about it.
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4 months
@seaweedanxiety This is going to cause a major disturbance in the clout industrial complex.
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@Sturgeons_Law Oh sheā€™s forming a cult, it makes sense now.
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@justinbaragona @LachCartwright Cannot think of a single thing the world needs less than this
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@AnonymousLeftie God thatā€™s the sexiest paragraph Iā€™ve ever read.
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1 year
@opinonhaver I'm genuinely giddy in anticipation of some of the hot takes we are about to see. The internet has completely broken me at this point and I am but an addict to her siren's song. Of hot takes.
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@focusfronting Way, way too long. He's completely lost it.
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@ThomasMusket @chefjoseandres Really don't think you freaks want to pick a fight with WCK but who knows. If one thing the last few years have demonstrated is thst right-wingers stupidity knows no bounds. Good luck with this one bro lol.
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@riceid Yeah she wrote a puff piece for the guy her side piece endorsed after dropping out of the race and then got offered a job on the transition team. This is supposed to help her cause?.
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@KarnesMellagio Iā€™m just seething with rage, the left will look me right in the face and tell me their politics lead by them in particular are the ones who love and care about the disabled and itā€™s justā€¦these comfortable pudgy little shits are gleeful.
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@HegelwCrmCheese @peterawolf Yeah they have absolutely no idea what they're doing to themselves. They do not understand that after a certain point the trauma cannot be undone.
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2 months
Sociopaths like this who anoint themselves as arbitrators of disability and gatekeepers of activism genuinely make my skin crawl.
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Nevena (covidtelpro agent)šŸ”»šŸŖ
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colonizer threatening me with bioterrorism.
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4 months
@seintlaurent I just assumed that by "attractive" OP meant "thin".
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6 months
@PurpyNFL This is fetish shit right? Like what the fuck??.
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@Donniesgirl73 @kyledcheney A TRO (temporary restraining order) is issued by a judge to prevent an individual or organization from enforcing a proposed action (the judge is saying the OMB is being prevented from implementing the executive order).
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@benwritesthings I'm very sorry that you're being forced to defend your friend being an obvious homophobe. Anyways you can't do this "we are the only TRUE RADICALS" bit and then try to cry-bully your way when the libs say mean things about you on the Twitter dot come.
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@MacStev3nson @evrythngmachne @wyndigo @ChrisDeLeon Lmao just absolutely validating the OP's point. Twitter blue checks living up to their reputation.
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@KyleJGlen Absolutely unreal levels of cope from the Z fanbois on this one. Jesus christ it's a single MLRS why embarrass yourselves like this.
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@seaweedanxiety It's Serotonin Syndrome. She's giving herself Serotonin Syndrome. She's actually in a significant amount of danger.
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@opinonhaver Oh it gets worse
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@geogvma Genuinely disturbing.
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@thetomzone Really seems like a significant portion of journalists have decided that they are simply going to scold their way out of their industries current crisis of credibility and I'm not sure that's a winning strategy.
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@un_a_valeable God he's such a pussy.
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@rieszspieces There was a brief period of time before the ultimate futility of his mission kind of hit and I realized that he was absolutely going to surrender at some point. It was just pure excitement to fleetingly believe he was going all the way through with the thing.
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@astolph00 @dieworkwear Lol started out gangsta and now it's all UwU smol bean choking on passive aggressiveness.
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6 months
@EaterCarolinas Oh it's that dude who claimed white people were gentrifying Saltine crackers and then became enraged because a mixed race couple had a happy marriage.
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1 year
@BeijingPalmer There's zero and I mean zero percent chance there were no Uber's available around Dupont Circle. Give me a break lol.
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1 year
@briebriejoy Yes we know because you're just a boring conservative at this point.
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5 months
@WheatPM You still got that screenshot of her trying to defend Wagner and scold libs for dating to call them neo-Nazis?.
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@chenchenzh Unfortunately American leftists are some of the most parochial people on earth and youā€™re going to have to get used to being racistly talked down to and theyā€™ll probably be a bunch of death threats too.
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@JackLanter8402 @MattZeitlin You re-tweet Alex Jones fucking freak. You shouldn't have rights.
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@airkatakana Japan had no fundamental right to US production lol they had a duty to balance their desire for expansion against their ability to guarantee the resources require and they failed at that task mightily and as a result they lost a war they decided to start themselves. Skill issue.
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Daughter of billionaire wants to protect her inheritance and attempts to launder it through the suffering of Palestinians is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen on this hellsite.
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This is not a vote for Donald Trump. This is a refusal to ENDORSE a candidate that is overseeing a war on children. Iā€™m proud of the LA Timesā€™ decision just as I am certain there is no such thing as children of darkness. There is no such thing as human animals.
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@suhaib_zaino Oh heā€™s a Brit hahahahahaha.
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@schlagteslinks I cannot stop laughing. I've never seen something written so eloquently while simultaneously being so mewling and pathetic. It's a work of art.
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@JortsTheCat @clapifyoulikeme @dieworkwear Gratuitous posting of iris
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@agostinhozinga @musicstruggles1 So that response was obviously Grok but if you look at that personā€™s timeline itā€™s obviously insanely cringe but not a bot. Meaning the only option left to consider is that they used Grok to write that yas queen. And then posted it publicly. Incredible.
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@Forever_noir_ @Rebecca_Bellado The abstraction is not your inability to understand the structural forces that determine what policies liberals are or are not able to enact, the abstraction is that you have literally thousands of liberals who openly post about their beliefs and you choose to make it up instead.
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@admcrlsn Yes but perhaps you have failed to consider
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Gotta admit back in 2006 when you convinced me to get my ass kicked repeatedly by Europeans with 1/4th my ping that one day I'd see Slasher on Fox News talking shit about our God awful ex president. You've made it big buddy, I salute you šŸ«”.
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Trump said this when he was president not recently. I went on Fox News to tell the nation how dumb it is to believe violent video games causes real gun violence. i'm sure he gets it now after a gamer couldn't aim for shit trying to assassinate him.
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@GravitysRa1nbow The People's PMC šŸ«”
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@BudrykZack If I was to go back in time and tell 20 y/o me that like Bill Kristol would adopt genuinely socially liberal politics as a reaction to the political success of Donald Trump I would punch myself in the face.
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@RealG220496 @jenkinson_smith @Kashe1dz I mean this is exactly the lack of ambition that defines being an Arsenal fan, appreciate the demonstration bud.
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@DavidAstinWalsh I mean if Trump wins again then before I die after losing my healthcare housing and disability I absolutely hope I get to witness a couple of you "leftists" who helped him in that win get marched off. That would be somewhat cathartic and I would at least smile momentarily.
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@aseitzwald I'm sorry that Harris can't roll out Scott Baio and the lead singer for Trapt to really enthuse the kids.
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@castletongreene he's somehow managed to sink even lower. There were no threats, he made it up and smeared the entire community. Holy shit.
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@GoldwagNathan Anne is a bit of a babe ngl. I'm obvi the age gap is problematic as I'm only 42 but.
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@cossackgundi @davidkurten People like David believe that Putin is going to destroy the decadent western liberals. They believe Russia is their ally and will help bring about their right-wing Cristofascist utopia.
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@vanillaopinions It's true of diet and exercise too lol.
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@CartoonKahuna The entire point of the outrage is that we are fucking being misinformed by the LA Times and WaPo right. fucking. now.
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@TimmyFacciola_ @dieworkwear @SohrabAhmari Journalist in bio, thinnest skin possible. Check.
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@naravv__ @xequalsme It had a built-in fire suppression system .
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@hotdamhistorian I'm sorry but there's basically no data thst backs this up. Harris is currently the slight favorite. Split Ticket, 538, The Economist even Nate Silver all have it between 60/55 - 40/45. This does not mean Harris cannot lose, but the dooming is getting out of hand.
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@rhcm123 I think there's two things going on here as well as pertains to the very online left. Confirmation bias around Biden administration being incompetent. And then also a sort of psychological coping mechanism to deal with the reality that a lot of people are aware & just don't care.
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@DystopiaMark @springfieldnews Please do the world a favor you sick little freak
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@AveonTheQueen Genuinely remarkable. There's something fundamentally broken in you. The people around you are probably not safe šŸ˜•.
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@RedEaglePatriot @admcrlsn It's crazy that you dorks think people are intimidated by you.
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@Halalcoholism Called it.
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@cheer_wine I think politicians have discovered that a vast majority of their constituents simply do not understand the very basics about how our institutions function and are modifying their behavior accordingly.
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1 year
@castletongreene Her timeline is nothing but a pity party because the libs said mean things about her. Political violence is fine but she draws the line at personal criticism on social media.
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@opinonhaver What both Zuck and Bezos have going for them is that you can imagine them shutting up for 5 minutes straight. Something that is well beyond Musk.
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@PopulismUpdates This looks like it comes from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
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@ryanflorence @troutgirl If you had any self awareness you would have shut up hours ago.
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@AGames355 @ArmandDoma Oh yeah definitely if only PBS had a short form video app the dumbest zoomers might actually learn something.
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@RubadubPub @JackLanter8402 @MattZeitlin You legitimately have the most terrifying timeline I have ever seen. Holy shit.
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@TanaGaneva @mattyglesias Incredible to put ā€œjournalistā€ in your bio and have absolutely no understanding of how the media works in this country.
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@OAlexanderDK He used so many words to say "actually Ukraine is using it's limited inventory wisely" lol.
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@revhowardarson It's a daily struggle on here between journalists and academics to see who can collectively exhibit less self-awareness.
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