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@AlecStapp @sensiblemoderat Either the market is free or it isn’t
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@LadyHaldane @malcolm_that04 You say that but I saw Yankee hats in Paris
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@ReviewsPossum What do they think the sickle in their symbol means
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@bathroomass You are a liar & a thief
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@memeticsisyphus @jokeexpert I’ve seen commies post it They know what the snake is. The snake is their enemy They want to kill their enemies
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@bathroomass Ok do you want to venmo or cashapp me
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@nogodbutarceus @myrrlyn I think he was just trying to pretend it didn’t happen so this 6’2” twink wouldn’t slice him
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@bathroomass Clear your text notifications Jesus Christ
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@sorkincel She also said she was listening to Tupac Shakur years before he was making music
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@RdHdSteppeson @LadyIzdihar @buckshot74tim @cairoasmith Also there was an enormous amount of communist spying lmao
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@Howlingmutant0 @wendiglow It’s because it’s a condition that most noticeably affects non-whites so it’s a very easy way of performative virtue signaling “Look how much we care about the diseased little puppies!” Very patronizing, very fake
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@vxaz_79 @AmericaShaman @EndWokeness Homosexuality was widely practiced in Ancient Greece & widely accepted
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@nogodbutarceus @myrrlyn “He doesn’t think of them as inferior, he merely thinks of them as objects.” 😂
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@jpbeeman @InNicoTime Sam Jackson was already famous before Star Wars
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@tylerduran21 @therealsupes He said somewhere he likes doing roles that kids love
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@HTTP_Lovecraft @b1tchasspls Why is the hair on his underarm
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@jolck6 @NxtDeterio Fun fact lord of the flies happened in real life but all the kids worked together peacefully until they were rescued but the author wanted to invent a story where everyone was fucked up & mankind was doomed Guess which story is taught in schools
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@StatisticUrban @yslburnerr The story behind it is really something. When he was flying back to Moscow Yeltsin had his head in his hands. His whole worldview had been shattered. “They had to lie to us.”
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@microsoft_worm @DiegoMartinoia You will not get poisoned in the vast majority of restaurants around the globe If you do get sick, it’s more likely from your body not fully adjusting yet to their environment
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@KitEverlasting @goodfriendraf @ParisPhl The troubling aspect is it being used on younger people, many of whom do not have severe health problems.
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@ShitpostRock @mikinazz She’s just trying to make herself look good If she really felt for the guy she wouldn’t have written 15 tweets talking about how good of a person she is
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@Sillyhumor2024 @safieddine00 Killing yourself to protest killing is so strange
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@RattlebonesSam @PrettyUglyArt @twinkophrenia It’s pretty obvious summer is associated with good things & easy times across basically every earth culture & winter is associated with bad
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@danielvashajano @TheAlexSylvian It’s much better that they only have one short scene.
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@TylerAyyeeee I mean it’s definitely a snide jab
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@johnamonaco @vocalcry Young people always think they invented sex
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@FulminareSempre @Tr00peRR “Pure Japanese” doesn’t mean anything. They descend from several groups
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@kloogans There’s a story of the Prophet Mohammed cutting his coat around the cat sleeping on it because he didn’t want to disturb his nap
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@ephraimwindex Gotham by Stovelight
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@Laz4rz @ZFellows_ You have a loser mentality
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@gothmonkejunkie @thechosenberg @VCBrags No cat these stimulants will eventually harm them That’s literally how stimulants work my guy
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@thechosenberg @VCBrags That person is experiencing the temporary euphoria of a stimulant drug Eventually, they will feel more bad than good
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People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then not firebomb a Walmart
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@rfhirst After the Battle of Hastings, King Harold’s body was so disfigured that only his mother could recognize him from a birthmark he had.
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@AfognakA @AltHistCody Mexico’s crime rates were far lower until American drug prohibition provided incentive to smuggle drugs That & how the criminals there are backed by the CIA
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@FatRatCowboy @uncledoomer Most male movie stars have traditionally been short. Easier to film
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@AnneNotation @argellastone Using the corpses of republicans to forward your agenda is extremely funny & I encourage more of it
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@izs @ken_wheeler @somewheresy @Lunens__ Yeah these drugs sapped their creativity
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@okimstillhungry @pumpermikefan You guys are really gross
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@uncle_deluge @toffee_32 I guess it was said quite a lot
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@GreaterProtogen @bitinguranklez @K0ll3X @ferupity Should voting & drinking be raised to 25
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@AChillGhost What specifically is racist about this? It seems like a genuine & fairly accurate portrayal of a culture they admire
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@SAMOYEDCORE They’re actually being killed by the South African gov & having their land seized lmfao
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@agraybee Socialists once again seething against working people
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@SmallFrosmoth @jzellis Endstage capitalism has been said since before the rise of the Soviet Union & has lived past the collapse of the Soviet Union 😭
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@dklmarxist The vast majority of the Internet was developed by and for suburban American whites Lines like that simply dazzle them
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@oldmanmelee @ByronicBookworm @Henry_LE74 @esjesjesj @soupieboie @michaelmalice “Public schools are literal prisons for children and the only time many people will ever encounter physical violence in their lives.” — @michaelmalice
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@amoonGoose1 @SneedPlays @AltHistCody I have the ratio. I’m sleeping soundly tonight.
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@MichaelCrush73 @y2khunter There was STIGMA on divorce back then So whatever he did must have been atrocious
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@Loccdawggg No, the rebrand is pretending they didn’t Holocaust east Asia Everyone forgot their disgusting war crimes/imperialism/fascism
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@Tunnelsnakefool @FilmsFallout It’s both. He says in the first episode why he made the pose. He tells his daughter it’s to measure the clouds.
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@ByronicBookworm @Henry_LE74 @esjesjesj @soupieboie “Socialists regard your property as their property, but even more nefariously regard your children as their property.” — @michaelmalice
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@meekaale Most people on Earth feel this way
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@productions86 @shanetrain44 @CollinRugg Almost 200 death row inmates have been exonerated since 1973
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@Gabaddon17 @uxhaterr @anietotylkoja @Rabinovichh0512 So much of communism is really just snide dipshits
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@RumbleTheImp @saltydkdan @JuicyArtz There’s no profit coming in that’s the thing They don’t make popular cartoons anymore
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@TheBadoe @box_hats Not consistent with canon DS9 shows the same soul persists without change until final death
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@DynamoSuperX @ant_twig Buy it legit you weirdo Support the companies making the things you love
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@jpbeeman @InNicoTime Nah. Alec Guinness had a long career before SW. as did Cushing & Lee.
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@OrganizerMemes @FieryRedmond There were so many communist spies & he couldn’t find any 😭
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@ToastyGhostYT @sh44sti Should have been blonde hair
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@syphantine The quintessential WASP New Yorker
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@MemeticDesigns @reddit_lies Yeah I mean the dad should grow up Being offended by stickers 😂 His child will just double down on it
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@gothmonkejunkie @thechosenberg @VCBrags I literally just explained how they work dude They give the appearance of focus & pleasure Then they start destroying your body This isn’t just like coffee dude. These are hard poisons
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@DKEdiger @CCoderDyne @robkroese @bottomofit Paris has ocean climes to keep it from freezing over
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@Boarchamp @McKay4Senate 1949: “I like the workers” 1959: “actually…”
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@woke8yearold @SaladBarFan Adderall has enormous negative effects
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@ChillSpartan @TKsMantis I mean it’s not implausible Frankly I’m surprised the Master got as far as he did
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@DrunkRepub @EarlNoahBernsby “They don’t use language to communicate, they use language to manipulate.” —Michael Malice
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@churchofsega @DanBoyWonder It’s gonna be Andrew Garfield
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@GlomarResponder Berbers, Nubians, West Asians, Egyptians From an actual Ancient Egyptian record
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@LethalLightnin @DiscussingFilm The Bible started it to be fair
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@gddub @CountDankulaTV @ConstNobody1776 Human rights aren’t juvenile
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@zascmo @_Ash_Clark It’s not about him. He makes it about his guest. That’s why he’s so good
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@Qwerty_Soda The best argument against socialists is how unlikeable they are on a personal level
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@LoGravityTweets @box_hats Souls are canon in Star Trek so they don’t actually die Their body gets rearranged & put back together
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@oldmanmelee @ByronicBookworm @Henry_LE74 @esjesjesj @soupieboie @michaelmalice You’d much rather I have my thoughts forced on me by a public school teacher Go away dude
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@ellisatreides @mrbrianrowe It’s not the best superhero movie It’s not even the best Marvel movie
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@FluidDruid4K @AltHistCody The CIA is funding them
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@erosgiverofpain @FloodingLong @mmjukic @absynot Having wealth implies control over said wealth Europeans don’t have control over their own wealth. The state does It’s like saying the peasants are wealthy because the King is wealthy & the peasant wealth is invested in knights protecting the land
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@effyrav You say bootlicker but you want higher taxes
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@gapbby @dariusslaying You live in Canada You are a colonizer too
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@madisontayt_ I remember more people starving to death under Mao than were murdered in the Holocaust
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@tired_sun_aeiou @meghaverma_art Yeah rejecting someone from a school for not being trained enough is a weird idea
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@DocStrangelove2 > steals all the gold in Tenochtitlan > refuses to elaborate > drowns
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@petrafied808 @goofxist It’s not a phase mom I’m an anarcho-syndicalist with Norman Thomasian characteristics
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@Logan2350937447 @marrowing Giving all those blind people eye surgery so they could see was so supremely fucked up
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@ellisatreides @mrbrianrowe It wasn’t deserving of any nomination, let alone best picture
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@growing_daniel @clifford_banes The progressive urge to make everything needlessly complicated Even their memes are 50 paragraphs
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@tenobrus @ESYudkowsky You should delete your false post but you won’t
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@TsubakiHitei @db_witch Delete these lies dude
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