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And then when all hope is lost, who comes down the mountain but the grinch himself
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They traded Homer to Family Guy for Cleveland and a first round Meg.
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Seinfeld is so good that you forget Jerry isn’t actually funny.
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I was braindead off fake carts in high school why did my dumb ass play ‘vlone’ in scrabble
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One time on acid my friend who hadn’t talked or moved for an hour turned to me and said “do girls think having the big iPhone is cool or lame”.
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When That Addy Kick In And You Realize You Were Born To Work At Target.
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When I get in the Uber I always say “time for you to drive me around” and I kick the seat almost the entire time.
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The more fucked up a girls haircut is the more I want to buy her a house.
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@The_Wub_ It’s so nice in the later seasons when it just opens up with like Kramer and Newman talking instead of talking about how taxis are too yellow.
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@extremelyonlin5 My uncle was sitting in it when Mount Vesuvius erupted but other than that it’s fine.
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My gf and I were talking about who our hall passes would be and I picked this thing. She picked my best friend.
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@UmbraeSoulsbane You’re trapped within the 1’s and 0’s, please overcome the technological realm.
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Slamming the toilet lid after an argument with my sewer girlfriend.
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NEW: Forest City Police confirm this is Officer Jamie Hill. He was shot & injured this morning. He is listed in critical but stable condition. @WLOS_13
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She Wanna Fuck With The Kid Cause He Smoke A Bent Cigarette Like He Popeye
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That Bron Won’t Let A G Leave Home Either
The Lakers are only allowing Bronny James to play in G League home games, per @WindhorstESPN . “He’s only going to play in the South Bay Lakers’ home games. He’s only going to kind of be a part-time G League player, and he’s not getting on United Airlines to fly to these road
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I was wondering where I left that thing.
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When girls ask me what music I listen to I just stare at the ground until they change the subject.
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