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@bukowskiasagirl

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It's so easy to be easy — if you let it.

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@bukowskiasagirl
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Something so poetic about using an item to its maximum capacity
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I hate people interpreting this as some capitalistic angst about consumption. I thought the contrast of old and new notebook was beautiful so I posted it. Notebooks are meant to be used and this one fulfilled its purpose.
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Something so poetic about using an item to its maximum capacity
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Bare faced at her own wedding.
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This is all girls need to survive btw
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Becoming a woman means no longer turning your head when you hear a skateboard
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@bukowskiasagirl
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Remnants of the henna peaking through my tan
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@bukowskiasagirl
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European girls around 4pm
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This is ‘Barbie’ for girls who were on Tumblr as prepubescents
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First poster for Sofia Coppola’s ‘PRISCILLA’ starring Cailee Spaeny and Jacob Elordi.
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1 year
My favourite Tumblr post
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Literature will never die. I can always tell when someone was born to be a writer. The way they observe the world, the things they notice that others can’t. Their souls are transparent. God chose some of you.
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@bukowskiasagirl
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1 year
There’s something so personal about the lipstick stain…….
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@bukowskiasagirl
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8 months
New case to show my dad’s inscription <3
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@bukowskiasagirl
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5 months
Not everything requires headphones. It’s good to hear the roof creak once in a while, the leaves rustle, the clicking of your keyboard. I like to listen in on conversations at the café, be alert when a stranger asks what perfume I’m wearing. Be an active part of this world!
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@bukowskiasagirl
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1 year
@hvidsvane My favourite
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10 months
“I have done nohing all summer but wait for myself to be myself again.” Georgia O'Keefe
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4 months
Real what’s in my bag
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1 year
What’s in my bag
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@bukowskiasagirl
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3 months
I say I like fashion and then put on the same mini skirt, sheer tights, ballet flats, cardigan outfit every single day
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6 months
I’m doing this btw
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@bukowskiasagirl
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5 months
Grandma gifted me her vintage 80s Dior
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1 year
@realestgirI It’s not like she’s hiding it or pretending to be something else lol
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@bukowskiasagirl
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3 months
Lana fans are either really low IQ or really high IQ and it all depends on whether their favourite album is pre or post NFR
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@bukowskiasagirl
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5 months
I see a lovely platonic marriage with a homosexual man in my future
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6 months
@_mar1nn If anything it insinuates that to be loved is to be used
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3 months
Girl at uni tapped me on my shoulder and said “I bought a coat that’s similar to yours, hope that’s okay. I love it so much.” And then when I was washing my hands in the bathroom a girl told me she always loves my outfits. And then at the library a girl said I smell so nice.
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I love when my best friend is my voice of reason
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7 months
As an art history autist standing in front of a Malevich and saying this is an offence punishable by death. Tik Tok is where all greatness goes to die.
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6 months
Women loooooooveeeeeeee sitting on the floor
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1 year
Any woman who is still somehow convinced ‘hook up’ culture is liberating needs to read Anaïs Nin
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1 year
ballerinas get rejected for being too tall, too short, “big boned”, their arches being too low, not smiling enough, etc, etc… and THIS is what is being accepted into a prestigious academy? a 6’3 giant flopping around like a fish out of water?
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@ReduxxMag FYI I started the music at the exact same time, his timing is just that off.
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@bea81212 Who said it was
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6 months
@joannabirkin I hate viral tweets I could post a picture of a puppy and people would call me an evil wench
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3 months
Going full Heidi-mode today
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11 months
Wish ‘unattractive’ or ‘average’ women knew pretty privilege isn’t a net positive and can be really debilitating. All women suffer at the hands of their looks, however good or bad looking one may be.
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2 months
Have you ever looked at a pair of hands so beautiful you wanted to bite the fingers off one by one
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6 months
@sunbunnygirl Someone replied “everything' perfomative for a person who can't imagine being genuine/earnest” and I feel that explains it
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Conventionalest Girl
10 months
Ever talked to a person who has never read a book in their life and gets all their arguments from video essays?
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Conventionalest Girl
6 months
@kidasnow Mine broke the other day, the wire ripped through the piping. I’m still mourning.
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Conventionalest Girl
9 months
My Roman Empire…
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6 months
@wooingofetain The bitter contrarianism and assuming the most ill intentions about everyone and everything is so tired.
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4 months
Just came home to my father taking down my huge Klimt poster of naked Danaë. The gold stream of arousal between her legs is not too improper for a young woman’s bedroom wall! Sick!
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Conventionalest Girl
5 months
When you wanted the useful autism but got this instead
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5 months
I don’t think I’ve ever met a religious man who was sincere in his faith.
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Religious men are where it’s at…I don’t trust literally anyone who doesn’t fear god..or some type of god. Like a person who doesn’t answer to anyone is terrifying lol
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Conventionalest Girl
10 months
Bordeaux by Essie mhmmm
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3 months
French photographer Chloé Jafé worked as a hostess in Japan for many years in order to gain the Yakuza’s trust and photograph their intimate lives…. Very inspiring passion for your artistry…..
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My fav little bag rn
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5 months
Lars von Trier I will haunt you
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6 months
Ate an orange for breakfast in the sun today I can assure you God is real.
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1 year
i’m fighting demons (ovulation)
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3 months
Wearing my bloomers to celebrate 20 years of me today 🎂
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3 months
Mmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
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3 months
My secret study spot at the library overlooking botanical garden
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1 year
God forbid a girl is ethnically ambiguous
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11 months
When Lana Del Rey said “There’s nothing to be afraid of. Nothing happens by accident in God’s world”
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5 months
Every time a woman gets filler an angel dies
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This is like maybe 10%, just my very favourites. Book hoarding is my only vice.
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1 year
You will be mine….
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1 year
Frau summer
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11 months
“I’m dating for experience” bitch you have 13 different STIs
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⭐️IT GIRL⭐️
11 months
“i’m dating to marry” bitch you’re 19 relax ….
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Me
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3 months
What else is there to do
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The sunny side of Franz Kafka
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Drinking milk and reading. And you? Franz Kafka, 1916.
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1 year
Girls when they start forgiving and loving instead of resenting and hating
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10 months
This Roman Empire shit is so boring. Ask me how often I think of the Virgin Mary or Princess Diana.
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Unfortunately I love how Murakami writes women.
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Today’s finds at the used book shop….
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4 months
It felt like a real spring day today I am beaming from ear to ear I love this beautiful earth
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I can’t talk right now babe I’m in the midst of a rite of passage.
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1 year
There’s a shortage of attractive men and beautiful girls everywhere are suffering
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9 months
Real life OBGYN saying this, it’s so over for healthcare… preferring hormonal contraceptives over a natural function that is a major indicator for overall health is quite frankly disturbing.
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Michele Quinn, MD, FACOG
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Unless you’re trying to conceive there’s no medical reason to have a period. We have an array of pharmaceutical and surgical options for minimizing or eliminating periods, which are at best inconvenient and at worst disabling. Seriously fuck menstruation
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"Serge only told me I love you once through TV. But after his death, I found a little piece of cardboard where he had written it. And l also loved him for this modesty of feelings." Jane Birkin
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It concerning how attractive I find him
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My posh aunt was quite upset when I got into med school. She said it was a waste of my intellect, waste of all the books I had read. Back then I didn’t understand but now I do. I was born to get useless art degree and marry rich… or should’ve taken my dancing more seriously…
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Mes chagrins les plus profonds… rest in peace dear Jane Birkin 🖤
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girlhaul
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“Over the years he became my father, husband, and very nearly God.” - Priscilla Presley
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Rothko’s chapel which he completely designed himself might just be the most transcendent, spiritual space I’ve seen. Imagine seeking solace in here. I’d start seeing God if I stared into the purple long enough.
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Have you seen a cappuccino more beautiful…?
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Women LOVE perverts, we're addicted to perverts, the more disgusting the better
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This one’s a favourite
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Predator exchanges happening in my dms rn lol
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1 year
I have realised that to fully enjoy summer one must dress like a slut
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@jijisblog Real honestly
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Happy father’s day to all the daughters that look like their dad
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Still thinking about the schizo homeless woman at the bus station who told me to stay celibate, stop eating processed meats, and pray to the Virgin Mary every day for an entire year to improve my life… I think she was right.
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Today’s find from 1980 for 3$
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I love Goodreads
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“Girl dinner, girl math, itsy bitsy tiny little teenage 23 year old” how about you get a job and think about becoming a rational person?
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I want better for women
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@jijisblog If I’m not married before 30 I’ll consider myself a loser
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There’s magic in becoming unaware of your looks. I stopped looking at myself in the mirror too closely a while ago. When I did today it was like looking at a different person. Almost like the act of gawking at yourself manifests the ugliness. Beauty is freedom in a way.
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1 year
The Official Frau Reading List:
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1 year
I’m sorry she’s literally alive and involved in the film about the book she wrote
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I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa
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I’m sorry she was literally fourteen and he was twenty four when they met is everyone insane
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How I sleep knowing I’m anti sex work
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Sat med school exam gracefully, showered, did a blow out in new record time, look beautiful and sexy, packed my suitcase, off to airport on trip to London my dad is paying for because I’m his favourite daughter. Being a woman is such a W. I get why the incels are mad.
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1 year
serge and jane
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@leavingmecold I love girls
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9 months
Imagine being this spiritually obese
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Renée Nova 🌌🏳️‍🌈
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Walkable cities is a dogwhistle for fatphobia.
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