@R1b11B @crunchycozygirl Men can also smell when women are on their period.

@Section_21 @ShitpostGate Minimum wage was also $7/h

@StabbyTab @ElijahSchaffer Real men have their own families to provide for and protect that they can't do from inside a jail cell.

@KILLTOPARTY Real homemade tomato soup or that tomato and red pepper soup from trader Joe's is legit. Stuff like campbell's is bullshit watered down tomato paste.

@kitten_beloved FDA states that cooked meat being left out for 3 or more hours is unsafe. Which means half of my leftovers from dinners and barbecues should have killed me.

@AsarathaHS @kiikazuu If politico is doing all the high quality policy analysis what's all the government staff for?

@rich071877 @9mm_smg Well now they have an idea of how much they spent.

@Psy_ware Lockpicks are damaging to locks and leave forensic evidence of being lockpicked.

@SemperXInvictus @elonmusk They are richeously entitled. They have the title American.

@iansArcanum @Geiger_Capital Government promotes based on senority, not talent.

@MostlyMonkey Just applied to a city electrician job that has all 3.

@planefag They get much more than a cheaper employee. They get an employee that will work 80+h/week without being able to complain about poor working conditions or they get deported.

@BizzleUrgh Have you tried not spending 5 hours a day on your phone?

@kimthewho @JoshRainerGold Pears especially make me go, but they also make me fart a lot.

@kimthewho @JoshRainerGold It also depends on your exercise level. Working out a lot made me go from once every two days to twice a day.

@kpomerleau So you wouldn't mind if we switched it over to 20 mil in Breitbart subscriptions right?

@FSocietyCS @GlomarResponder That first one we did vote for.

@youngwerther123 Audio engineer is an industry standard and that's even more bullshit. At least programmers know algebra.

@whstancil Are white culture clubs allowed all of a sudden?

@LaughlandMorgan @Tugboat_Clement @Rothmus Enlisting is the masculine version of becoming a stripper.