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-Absolutely NO ideology or message to promote besides "put 🏺 in your display name"!
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-Seriously, just do it. Come on, it'll be fun. All the cool kids are doing it.
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This is a picture of a late-term abortion not happening
Send this to the next person who tells you “late-term abortions don’t happen”
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So unrealistic to have a character who doesn't behave according to a consistent moral code, and who's more affected by things he directly sees happen than things he can more easily mentally separate himself from
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I have never been swayed by the counterarguments against this position. The teleporter kills you! It so clearly does!
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This woman is emphatically NOT going to get an abortion! You might as well send them a text that says "late term abortions are legal in Colorado"!
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You die when your brain ceases to function. The teleporter disintegrates your brain. You die when you are teleported.
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Wait... We just lost an atheist YouTuber to Islam??? 🤯
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Come on, how am I the odd physicalist out for thinking that the physical destruction of your brain constitutes your death?
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@vanillaopinions
"Your honor, my client was attempting to engage in socially acceptable bigotry. He was shocked and saddened to discover that he had accidentally participated in bigotry that's socially unacceptable."
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@MarioBrothBlog
Do you think she chews up food and then regurgitates it into their mouths like a mama bird
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@TallBart
This is ChatGPT doing its job properly. Trained on racist data? Probably gonna output something racist. Detect that the output's probably gonna be racist, then don't output the racism. It's not an *ideal* solution, but it's good enough for OpenAI's image
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@ampol_moment
It got crazier! He claimed that he was just sharing a message from a fan. People found his burner account where he pretended to be a black gay Republican all the time, and he HIRED AN ACTOR to pretend to be the guy in question
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@generalperiwin1
Nice, totally owned that fictional character for being morally inconsistent!
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Wow, a hit tweet. I don't have anything to promote, but remember to not be racist, and to support your local library
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@bentrified
And it's not like he's a totally irrational person or one without a moral compass, he's just written like a real person
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@biggestjoel
So, what's going on here? Well, it's simple, right? Big Joel... got cooked. They cooked him. But... I'm not so sure about that. You see, Big Joel is a guy with some charming mannerisms. And pointing out those mannerisms might SEEM like it's cooking him, but maybe... it's not.
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@SOPHONTSIMP
Except for that your body is disintegrated at the starting location, which kills you
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@LadrianLink
The Ship of Theseus, famous for being destroyed all at once and then rebuilt in a different location
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@vanillaopinions
Counterpoint: why on earth would we unseat the extremely popular Democratic governor of Kentucky, with zero hope of actually winning Kentucky in the general?
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@Interrobang_2
Even if the Bering Land Bridge isn't how people originally got the the Americas, they got there *somehow* and came from somewhere else. It's either that, humans originated in the Americas, or humans somehow evolved twice.
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There once was an oxygen queen
Who, with frequency, felt very green
She didn't feel good;
Wondered where she could
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@nikicaga
He's also a homophobe, just a "not too fond of gay people" homophobe rather than a "kill them all" homophobe
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@timsfunhouse
So true, if someone of a particular race commits a crime against you, you are now justified in being racist against people of that race
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@RightWingCope
Ah yes, women are notoriously hard to convince to let you wear a condom. Dudes beg their girlfriends to let them try protected sex
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@bad2sentence
For anyone wondering: yes, the narrator's transphobia is the horror, not the kid being trans.
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The Wyoming Democratic Party describes itself on its website as "the only organization in the universe with the sole purpose of electing Democrats in Wyoming", which I suppose is true, and is also a pretty funny thing to say.
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@BradenIsBased
Nah, they'd make it worse out of spite. "Oh, the groomers don't believe in climate change? We'll show 'em some fucking climate change!"
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@notkavi
@ElPinkFloydian
Which is pretty awesome, tbh. Like as a cultural object, that makes it really cool
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@SOPHONTSIMP
Suppose that I activate the function of the teleporter that reassembles you at the destination without disassembling you at the starting point. Suppose I then shoot you in the head. You have died.
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@Interrobang_2
@cirkelnio
When I'm in a horny competition and my opponent is old dudes with their full name and face publicly visible on their profile
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@ettingermentum
I remember reading that Trump had felt touched by the letter Obama left for him; I wonder if that influenced him here
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@Interrobang_2
@rajandelman
Can't believe millenial women are appropriating the culture of boomer men
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@DylanBurns1776
"Jan 6 was just a bunch of disorganized rioters, it's not an important event"
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@depthsofwiki
Classic early 20th century phenomenon: a guy with the name "Johnny Dickshot" is made fun of for something completely unrelated to being named Johnny Dickshot
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At this point they're just making up fake celebrities to fuck with us
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@bicalutacide
Oh, that's a good play on words! They're saying it's a "capital city" (compound noun) but also a "capital" (adjective) city
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@notkavi
I like to make everyone mad by saying economics is
1) real science, and
2) a subfield of sociology
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@Interrobang_2
[Extremely middle class voice]
We were summering on Martha's Vineyard, and I have to say, it's just getting so expensive these days. We might have to start renting out our bungalow there as an Airbnb.
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@Bird15741843730
@ErnieLies
Whoa whoa whoa, the District of Columbia also voted for Mondale, and unlike Minnesota, it wasn't close
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@C_hoffmanni
Jeremy Jahns is great. He's been making the same videos for like 10 years or something, and they're very competent "guy giving his opinion on a thing" videos
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@bad2sentence
The concept is very good, but the execution doesn't sell it very well. For one thing, it uses the overused "As I..." opener (twice, basically). The narrator's perspective also doesn't really make sense, but I understand the choice. 5/10
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@Actually_Tina
Honeybees are NOT good pollinators. They're artificially bred, invasive, livestock animals that outcompete wild bees in collecting nectar and thereby harm local ecosystems that they're introduced to.
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@DefectivePigg
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Do Europeans not have framed pictures of their ceiling fans????
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@bad2sentence
This is funny, it's clearly meant to be funny, and it's not particularly scary, but that's okay because it's not supposed to be. No rating
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@GeekGuy4225
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(Democrats have invented the world's most high-tech stealth bomber)
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True, famously the main thing libs like about FDR is the internment camps
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@shoe0nhead
Obamagate. It's been going on for a long time; it's been going on from before I even got elected, and it's a disgrace that it happened, and if you look at what's gone on, and if you look at now, all of this information that's being released—
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@koaleszenz
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At this point I think we've all figured out that they have absolutely no interest in liberty whatsoever
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Why are there so many young teenagers with extreme political ideologies? This is actually pretty concerning.
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Guys, I just looked at the trees, and well... I'm a theist now.
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@makeupaguy
male is definitely still the dominant gender in the current meta, but female has really picked up over the last century, and other genders are starting to get a lot more popular, which means we're seeing a lot of diverse play styles
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Hey, has anyone tried using polls as a way to lengthen their tweets? Each option gives you an extra 25 characters, so if you use it efficiently, you could expand your 280 character limit up to 380 characters, which is really pretty good actually. I think this is a good idea, so I
am surprised that so far
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count this way. Ok, done.
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@cgpgrey
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It's definitely a thing. I've experienced it many times. It's not that weird; just the feeling of remembering having already been in the moment that you're currently in.
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Share this tweet if you agree that trans men should not be competing in women's sports!
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@MM3NTZER
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What's the point of criticizing a fictional character if it's not meant as a criticism of the writing?
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@darwintojesus
"this means it must be known with *absolute* certainty, because IF you can be wrong (if it’s false), you don’t know it. For example, if* I am 99% sure that my car is in the driveway, I don’t have knowledge."
I have never heard of an epistemologist who holds this view
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@OhmicImp
Objectively speaking, that first tweet just *is* praise. Like, from a linguistic standpoint it is undeniably praise.
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@nikicaga
Why is this person looking seeing people upset at an animal being tortured and thinking "these people are probably racists"
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@HitlerDieFuhrer
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Yeah I'm sure nobody's going to take any offense to your question, Twitter user HitlerDieFuhrer
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@4thShitPosting
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Yeah dude, people with disabilities really benefit from car dependence. My blind friend fucking loves crossing the street and hates having paths available to walk. I'm sure she'll get her license any day now! Boy, it would SUCK if there was good transit available!
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