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Iβm not a witch. Iβm nothing youβve heard. Iβm you. // priv: @c_didactylus π@trolley_rebelπ
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Dude parked in 4 spots and started to shout at me when I went to take a pic of his plates
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Im not proud to admit that I know all of these animations are near perfect remakes of real videos of industrial accidents.
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For all of the non-Americans out there: this region is basically our Balkans.
A fight has broken out between Michigan and Ohio State after The Game
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Halo game servers go down for 36 hours this is how their PR responds πππ
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SJWs are trying to cancel this innocent, loving father of 2. Heβs a teacher, a Nobel prize winner and a fantastic family man. Donβt let the woke squad tell you otherwise.
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Chris Chan and Shadman in prison and Lowtax dead, it seems like we are nearing the end of a series.
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Pulling his arm down like a slot machine and my jackpot is him vomiting.
In 1973 Amar Bharati lifted his right hand in the air and has held it up for the last 50 years.
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I turn a private account used for looking at porn into a gimmick account called Crazy Ass Moments in American Politics because Iβm bored while waiting for my girlfriendβs plane to land and that leads to an imitator of my brand getting indicted for securities fraud.
Itβs been the honor of a lifetime administrating this account. Thank you for everything. Goodbye.
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Trump being amazed that mcdonalds doesnt just scoop out the fries with their bare hands is the culmination of years of Trumpβs germaphobia because his typical mcdonalds order is 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet-o-Fishes, and a large chocolate shake but βno friesβ¦no friesβ¦.β.
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Me taking one last look at the party before leaving the gas stove on and leaving
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Remembering how early into covid people thought it turned you black
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Waffle House closures being one of the most efficient and best warning signs for national disasters is a level of societal and cultural advancement on tier with the Enlightenment.
HOLY SHIT EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE IS CLOSING BETWEEN TAMPA & ORLANDO πππ.
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Iβve been informed of an even more insane British headline.
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Most fucked up r/Gooncaves post Iβve ever seen.
In my front office I have displayed the posters of the innocent Israelis kidnapped by Hamas. They will stay up until every single person is safely returned home.
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Massive Reddit moment that the first redditor to reach 1 million karma was one of the worlds most famous pedophiles.
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All Spec Ops guys used to look like this until Call of Duty and Neptuneβs Spear imprinted the tacticool cringe on a new generation of operations.
The next time you think about making fun of a nerd, think of Mike Vining, founding member of Delta Force who served for 30 years and retired in 1999
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The only one they didnβt get is a truck with a dropped pallet backing up and pinning the guy to the loading dock/other truck.
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I have a hunch this means people were like βim gonna watch the entire series!β then tapped out immediately.
βTHE PHANTOM MENACEβ is the most-watched Star Wars movie on Disney+ ever. (Source:
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Big fan of how China will disappear billionaires/millionaires who break the law/are disfavored by the Party, make them post weird cryptic update vids and then theyβll go quiet again until some guy on Weibo is like βFORMER Β₯7.8B EXEC SPOTTED IN SUZHOU BAR WAITING TABLESβ.
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Your life may be bad but you could also be the people who run the God and Satan accounts.
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Imagine getting incinerated in your tank by a javelin missile and Hasan labels your death a βLogan Paul momentβ
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@viperwave When The Division first came out you had to use a laptop but the thing is only one person could use it at a time and due to player collision you had massive queues like this
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Welcome to the leftist revolution we have:. -clout chaser.-sex pest.-disabled people who canβt heat up a bagel.-80 types of Marxist who hate each other .-neoliberal agents .-15 year old hentai artists.-alcoholic veterans.-South Americans who only talk about the US.
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Will never not be funny to me that one of the most frequently used pictures of a gulag is from Muppets Most Wanted
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The poor camera man inside of the grill who had to take the pictures
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Millions Must Transform.
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The publisherβs takeaway from this is gonna be βWell I guess gamers donβt want a Battlefront 3 and they donβt like Star Wars multiplayer games!β.
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Picturing a man who was old enough to be in school in the 80s (meaning he would be at LEAST 47 years-old) sitting down at his computer, making this image and then posting it.
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That force kid from the end of The Last Jedi is still a slave.
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The Pipboy is on backwards and upside down.
New poster for the βFALLOUTβ series. All episodes release April 11 on Prime Video.
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Jeremy Jahns, Chris Stuckman and Angry Joe are incredibly valid and useful critics because theyβll give you the softball normie take thatβs disconnected from irony poisoned joyless netizens.
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Dude could have lived a life of austerity until the day he died working an easy breezy part time job if he just pulled out and diversified for passive income but nah man, HOLD, TO THE MOOOOOON, TO THE HOMELESS SHELTER!!!.
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The kind of image where you have no clue what political position the creator prescribes to.
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Thatβs why the account age is like a year older than the first post, I was looking at 2D tits.
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@TheTweetOfGod God: Jesus was a Palestinian. Jesus: Hey Dad, remember when you gave that speech about Jewish values at my Bar Mitzvah?.
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