Official Twitter account of the 4th Motorized Shit-Posting Battalion. Primary mission is to dump on Vatniks, Tankies and the like. Motto: Veni, Vidi, Shitposti
@WarMonitor3
HIMARS operator: can I blow it up? Please, please, please!
HIMARS battery commander: patience, grasshopper, never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake.
@LTrotsky21
I love how the commies believe that a world where police does not protect property rights is a world with better, not worse, outcomes for vandals who like to break the property of people with the means to defend themselves.
@IAmSuburban
Found the guy who doesn't understand what a policy limit is...
This would be the easiest claim they handled all year, they would just cut you a check for your (likely ridiculously low) liability limit and send you up shit creek without a paddle (the GEICO Special).
@S2Steercos
22-year old European professional athlete: *has earned enough money to last a lifetime*
22-year old American professional athlete: has to sell autographs on the black market so his family won't starve
@lilygrutcher
Ironic that Russian officers would hang out at a yacht club, considering that is where most of the money that was supposed to go to the modernization of their armed forces went.
@bayraktar_1love
Isn't Novorissiysk the main Russian oil export facility in the Black Sea? Hopefully this will put a serious dent on their ability to earn hard currency.
Sucks for Kazakhstan, though, believe they use it to export their own oil as well.
@CityBureaucrat
Lol... Imagine this has anything to do with ROI and not just theft from future generations (massively underfunded pension systems).
Allow me to point guns at people's heads so I can get them to do what I want without any consequences and I, to, can get a great "ROI" on my 401k.
@EliotHiggins
Let's be absolutely clear - this is not Putin committing war crimes, this is Russia as a whole, you do not kidnap tens of thousands of kids without the active cooperation of tens of thousands of people.
@AdinOfCrimea
Most Russians living outside Russia fully support the genocide their country is making, though, not sure shipping them all back home would change much in that regard.
Still a good idea, though, for a number of reasons.
@WarMonitor3
That's the thing - you don't need to fully destroy the bridges if you have fire control over them and "eyes in the sky", they are natural choke points, just wait for Orcs to pass and BAM!
@EmileZoula_
@lndian_Bronson
Yeah, can't wait to live like this, instead of having a quarter-acre plot and a nice backyard my kids can run around in and I can throw a barbeque on.
@CityBureaucrat
Don't forget the $150k / year in the last three years from all the "overtime" you suddenly have to do. Not related to spiking your pension at all...
@KyivIndependent
Were they authorized by Ukraine to visit its territory? No? So, they committed trespassing. Ukraine should ask Germany to have them arrested and deported to Ukraine, to face their punishment - if Germany refuses, it will tell you whose side they are on.
@auto_glam
If someone is actually close enough to you that you can throw a grenade at them, it is too late to surrender, should have thought about that in the multiple opportunities you had before.
@holovoid_
@iamharaldur
@elonmusk
Not sure about the ADA, but tweeting out CONFIDENTIAL MEDICAL INFORMATION you have on an employee certainly sounds like a violation of HIPAA to me.
Not screening at you, btw, just that moron Musk.
@KvotheTheArcane
Russia / Belarus: we are fighting the gay, decadent West.
Also Russia / Belarus: just look at this FABULOUS modern coreography we just came up with.
@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
At this point, Ukraine should just take over Hungary whenever they are done with the Russians while NATO looks the other way and whistles into the air.
@matt_meeta
You should try Tahiti once - why choose between "Island-time" laziness and French service rudeness when you can have both with your breakfast?
@WarMonitor3
And to think this was all made possible by the brave recon work of a Canadian Ukrainian volunteer who infiltrated Kherson in bicycles during the night, carrying nothing but his Tomahawk axe.
@Akiirro
Polish people think spelling is like "Wheel of Fortune" and you have to pay extra for vowels, so they do without so they can spend more money in Vatnik deletion devices every time they go on a South Korean shopping bender.
@Gerashchenko_en
I am sure that
@amnesty
will be right along criticizing that Ukrainian for deciding to put his/her apartment in an area that the Russians wanted to take over.
@DavinJavin
@nexta_tv
I have an idea - let's hire half the country to dig a giant hole and the other half to cover it back up again. gRoWTh!
- Paul Krugman
@Tendar
I like a good turret toss as much as anyone, but one of the sad things about those is that they happen almost immediately, the crew often doesn't really know what hit them... These guys had time to reflect on where they fucked up in life before suffering a gruesome death.
@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
If they really did place an ammunition production / storage facility right next to a high-precision optics factory, that would be very... Russian of them.
@UA_Nationall
Most of the comments in that thread are like "Oh no! He should have shown some empathy for the people trying to kill them and steal their belongings!"
@richmintz
The entitlement of New York City folks shitting all over Nassau county on their way to their weekend homes in the Hamptons... Maybe Nassau county should apply a congestion charge too? $50 for every car in the LIE, Friday to Monday.
@Max_P94
The generation who learned the hard way the government can just lock you down in your house indefinitely for whatever reason doesn't want to live in tiny apartments with noisy, smelly neighbors?
@jens_blume
Selective editing is selective... Conveniently picked the narrowest part out of that road and not the dozen+ beaches along the way that are packed with beachgoers (many of whom the the train...) in nice summer days. There is a reason the Linha attracts a significant premium.
@jnyboy
Had totally forgotten about how there was a period of my life where I was editing Config.sys and Autoexec.bat on start-up just to get certain games to load...
@nikicaga
"Something interesting in her life", i.e. rich parents that can afford to send her to Guatemala for two weeks during Spring Break to pretend to build orphanages, despite having zero carpentry skills.
@paulsperry_
So, Bragg was sharing confidential information from a Grand Jury proceeding with someone that was not cleared to access that information? Basically, committing a crime?
@D8Vion
@ClimateHuman
They expect you to be born, live your entire life and die (preferably before the age of 30) within 60 miles of the same place, like in the "good old days".
@Jradzz1
@ArmchairCopelrd
An accident *that was not the first or last time*. Everybody knows the USAF loses entire airbases to accidents on the regular.
@ruinwanderer
Hungary is sick and tired of being tied with Austria and Germany in the top spot of the "Most World Wars Lost" ranking and is trying to make it 3 for 3.
@binchcity
@holy_schnitt
Crumbs. They were one of the worst offenders of that era - their stuff was basically just sugar. They even went public - top of the market right there.
@Amb_Ulyanov
This is how far the "I am just a poor diplomat" excuse got your ally, Von Ribbentrop, at Nuremberg - I wouldn't put all my eggs on the diplomatic immunity basket if I were you.
@PStyle0ne1
"since our platoon showed the best results in training..."
Yeah, dude, I am sure that is why they are sending you straight to the meat grinder, the guys who came in last will stay back in beautiful Chelyabinsk.