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Sensitive young man. I write and direct. PAGE winner. Screwdriver streaming on Prime. Komodo out in Digital/Hardcover. Publishing Futurist Letters. 🌇🎞️
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@powcampsurvivor
"Investigation," bro you put in four prompts. Journalists are some of the most disingenuous and conceited people alive.
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@Yelix
The unfortunate answer is that the IP holders are so far up their own ass that they think choosing a title with religious heft will give appropriate reverence to their latest spinoff.
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@Tyler_The_Wise
Once upon a time there was supposed to be another member of your household who could go buy things while you're at work.
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@TheAntifaTurtle
You wanted everyone to prep your food and then throw it out for free because you changed your mind?
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@StevenWallaby
One must imagine that competency is not what the studio is looking for in its hiring practices.
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@YIMBYLAND
The fact that I got to Miami airport after spending my life in California and immediately felt like I had made a horrible barometric and hygrometric mistake suggests that they are not in fact the same climate.
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@docentdemagogue
One of these things killing an astronaut in 800 years and starting a court battle with the creator's distant descendants.
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@libhawkish
You either die a femboy or live long enough to see yourself become a femman. (Those are the guys in Dune right?)
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@souljagoytellem
(Reëlecting a representative)
Constituency: I consent!
Representative: I consent!
Buffet: I don't!
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@UpdatingOnRome
Imagine showing this to a college educated person from any year before 1975. They would be so confused. And they would also know the difference between the Byzantine and Ottoman empires just from their well-rounded education.
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@HousingSpock
This man might want to visit a beautiful place called Switzerland, where people in the mountains walk to transit and back every single day.
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@dimestorepaglia
Had a gal friend in college who was head over heels for Starscream and General Grievous. The female mind an enigma fr.
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@Casagrandezz
More likely genetics and mate filtering is doing most of the work. It also doesn't take any hours a day to eat less and not breathe in pollutants.
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@TrueSlazac
If you really have the popular mandate as sovereign you can just win your position back democratically.
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@rodeoman
I wonder if she realized that she was creating a parasocial internet scavenger hunt when she told the story in that way.
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@frank_logged_on
On one hand, they should probably come up with a more permanent solution. But on the other hand, "thousands" is not a lot of money for the New York City budget.
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@HegelwCrmCheese
I think it's good. I would rather there be two American parties with some internal pushback to racism, not just one.
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I think internet communists have adopted high school bully imagery for two reasons. They are trying to rewrite their own memories with themselves in the position of power, and it's also a useful fallback when they don't have anything to say.
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@strangeharbors
That movie really didn't work for me, and even I completely understood the utility of the chimp plotline, both as a thematic parallel and a motivating backstory element for Yeun.
Strange.
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@ScaredBisexual
Like, what is the appropriate minimum number of movies watched before you're 'allowed' to enjoy that shot?
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@PetreRaleigh
You can still be an executive who cheats on his wife and goes to movies on the clock. Smoking in the theater, though, that's going to be harder.
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@pmarca
If Word and Photoshop were built today they would flag your sensitive words/imagery and refuse to continue.
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@philippilk
I don't think you're being bold enough. Let's try supply reduction. Maybe we should just bulldoze every third house, and that'll make prices drop even faster.
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@DanRiffle
Tests are good for getting smart, non-connected people into college. Not as good for advancing the careers of connected folks of questionable ability.
A coalition consolidating its power generationally and controlling the levers of admissions will eschew anything objective.
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@AntifaCostanza
As an actually disabled person, holy fuck, please cure me. I literally cannot fathom any other attitude.
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@Howlingmutant0
Spent like four minutes on a rafting trip once telling this one as if it had really happened to me. It wasn't even that funny, you're right, just impressive in commitment. People still bring it up.
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@dklmarxist
Good gracious. Sometimes it feels like the worst sin a director can commit on here is to be liked by accounts that aren't appropriately irony-poisoned.
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@Aella_Girl
You're making a little collage of your life across time. I wrote in my bio in 2014, 'it's an open time capsule.' What photos would you put in a time capsule, month to month?
The discussion part happens through story replies.
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@thatfrood
Doing this stuff creates a kind of anachronistic cultural debris. In another 200 years, the average person won't even understand what's uncanny here. The eras will just muddle together in their head.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
At a certain level of abstraction, the difference between a bot and an overseas user is pretty much non-existent.
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@razibkhan
I think the bigger problem is that it only works if housing gets worse and worse forever. Imagine the policy you would need to make a car-as-investment feasible.
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@historyiscool__
They should have kept running that poll every year. I want to see the trend up until present day.
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@clumsybitchbaby
@strangeharbors
The second act, with the abduction of the crowd, was a little too cruel for me to enjoy. And then the third act pivoting to a more adventurous lightness was kind of jarring. Just a personal take, of course. No movie is for everyone.
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@himbopresident
I don't find this type of tweet astute or comforting because young guys with social alienation/anxiety commit political violence all the time. That's kind of the bread-and-butter background for a terrorist.
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@Xenoimpulse
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Man, you probably gotta delete this now. OP is literally just misinfo.
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@wanyeburkett
If you read the comments, it's basically just people glumly realizing that they need to abandon democracy if they're going to complete their Great Project.
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@LumpyTheCook
Faith also felt like a natural fit for a game where, mechanically, you had to constantly be running away because regular cops would overpower you and beat your ass.
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@jessald
A couple banks got hosed because they didn't prepare for the end of ZIRP. Most didn't. There was no contagion. The end.
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@extradeadjcb
Well, you know Victoria, and he was essentially the guy behind Victorian policy.
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@Comrade_Yui
He decided a couple years ago to not do any more movies that would put him in a dark place, because he didn't want that emotional state affecting his kids. You can definitely see it in his role choices.
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@Xenoimpulse
@tautologer
You have a post with 3,000 views saying that a quote was maliciously edited, when in fact it's the actual original quote. That's not defensible—and I say that with no affection for her haters.
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@yokaihainen
Perhaps true once. With birth rates this low, it's more like a machine that consumes both human and animal biomass for... industrial production?
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@catherinebouris
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I was news director of my college paper. I've spent a lot of time around journalists. The people who write for these online mags combine low effort, meaningless muckracking with the self-conception that they are doing some vastly important work. Not a fan.
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@cremieuxrecueil
People talk about how male obsession with celebrities can go from adoration to murderous hate. It seems like the neo-Nazi relationship with Jews can go the other way.
I know of a Portuguese skinhead who went to Israel and became Orthodox. He got kicked out for impregnating a
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