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this is an ❌ ANTI STAN-ACCOUNT ACCOUNT ❌ absolutely none of you freaks are welcome here i don’t care what your thing is. get a job
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is this what it’s like to not have depression
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i’m on da subway blowin vape smoke in babys faces. the babys love it and the moms do too. everybody’s cheering
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POV: we go back to my place after a date and i take my docs off
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when i was a production assistant i would often have to stand on busy nyc sidewalks and ask people to wait or walk around cause we were filming and about 3/5 looked me in the eyes, said “fuck you” and walked right through the shot. and they were right to do so.
when you see someone recording just walk behind the camera or wait literally ten seconds, if you can't do this then you don't deserve to be part of a civilized society
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it’s a hammer loop but in my case my boys use it like a dog leash to hold me back whenever i see a dead eyed woman with bangs and bad intentions
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me if i was in italy: ehhhh come si dice..il…. beershotcombo?
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straight men DO NOT bring your bisexual girlfriends to the CREED CONCERT. this is supposed to be a SAFE SPACE
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the grocery store in my neighborhood has apparently entered the abortion rights debate with an absolutely baffling stance
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wait,
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my poison. big cup of poison to start the day
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wiggling my fingers and saying “mmm well don’t mind if i do” before going down on her
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i have found beauty in the mundane y’all be easy tho
life is literally about cooking meals, cleaning dishes, and doing laundry. i think we should all kill ourselves
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fun fact about the oculus: the windows along the top were designed to open and they did exactly once, upon closing it the seal failed so now it leaks and in winter icicles form so they rope off the center. nyc spends thousands every year on flex tape as a solution to this problem
Can someone tell me why they built a mall on ground zero at the 9/11 memorial?? like am I being an asshole and is there some sort of deep context or is this just so pointedly American it’s ridiculous
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does anyone want to give me a job i promise not to jack on, in, or off at work
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when i refer to “the 80s pop girlies” i am including bruce springsteen
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why does adam, the largest Girl, not simply eat the other Girls
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@stellabluestarr
ma’am i have two jobs i am not waiting for your bullshit i’m barely stopping myself from jumping in front of the train in the first place
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@funko_wop
i think the problem is that they thought that my saying “jacking on” was related to the zoom call. just looked up “jacking off” and it seems like that’s what i was trying to communicate that i was doing, woops 🤣‼️
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haven’t seen bottoms and have no opinion on it or on emma seligman but “she graduated from nyu tisch, i think she knows what she’s doing” is one of the funniest fucking things i’ve ever read
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quitting smoking is cool cause it’s like if you’ve experienced the greatest small, private joy a person can know and then decide to never do it again
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the deck at club aqua:
This is the worst new construction deck I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t even span the width of the door. Oof.
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this is not an invitation to shit on these girls goddamn i just made a shitpost
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greatest city in da world baby. held together with chewing gum and rubber bands
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hot girls shouldn’t be able to get diseases. or take poison damage. and short guys shouldn’t take fall damage. tall guys can see better at night. irish people get one extra experience point when they level up. italians get an extra spell slot. DJs get better prices with merchants
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@kelsbarnhart
the producers would actually be pretty nice about it most of the time, i’d get on the walkie all stressed like “shit sorry guys some guy just flipped me off and spit on the ground i tried to stop him i really did” and they’d reply like “hey man we saw, it’s ok good try”
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every single time i start a new book or movie and i’m not sure what’s going on yet i get so worried that i’m never gonna understand it until i remind myself that’s just how stories work
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look at this fuckin. this little fuckin guy. look at how little he is like just this little guy man. i could cry man
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o shit lemme plug real quick:
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not quote tweeting this cause i don’t want to add to its engagement but ya know, obviously this is a stupid thing to say, and there’s a million different ways you can articulate why it’s stupid, but i think i have a unique, concrete example, if you’ll bear with me
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don’t talk to me before i’ve had my poison. big cup of poison to start the day
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@snoutwife
like when you plug some cables into a socket, sometimes called a [corresponding cable name] jack
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I am a:
🟢 man
🔘 woman
🔘 non-binary person
looking for:
🔘 men
🔘 women
🟢 fifty slicked back black hair wigs or maybe a couple hundred little plastic meatballs that do NOT look like turds
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what about a 🚬🍺🎱🥺🤕🫃🏻👖🚩 mustache
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oblivion npc talkin ass
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kinda bored thinking i oughta cook up a scheme. expose something that goes all the way to the top ya know. cover the walls of my apartment with yarn newspaper clippings. get arrested but that’s actually part of the plan. then cops are like holy shit this is exactly what he wanted
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get fucked haha this rules so hard god bless those bus drivers
#BREAKING
: hundreds of Jewish Detroiters were prevented from attending today’s pro-Israel rally in DC when bus drivers staged a deliberate and malicious walkout.
Nearly 1,000 people flew from Detroit to DC on chartered flights and buses were hired to take them from Dulles Airport
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i think it’s finally been long enough that i can own this, this is me in this voice message. some of you may have heard this before when it first got posted like 3 years ago
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this is the horniest rendering of a portal i have even seen
So UFOs can manifest Portals and then disappear into it? - This was drawn up from a 2018 Mufon report.
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what happened in fort greene tonight was a peaceful protests met with excessive force by cops, unprovoked. i have footage to prove it and i will be sharing it as soon as i make sure every protestor’s identity is protected. it was not a riot, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
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jj abrams’ kid being a nepo baby music industry plant doesn’t even scratch the top 10 worst things he’s done to the entertainment industry
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finally saw challengers and all i really have to say is that this legend right here steals every scene he’s in
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if i ever go missing at sea do NOT send millions of dollars worth of rescue vehicles and personnel after me. either i’m already dead or i’m gonna wash up on a beach somewhere debt free and with a new name don’t fuck that up for me
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When I go to sleep drunk I keep a bagel on my nightstand instead of water cause I'm from fuckin Jersey, bitch
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welp i guess i better plug:
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yeah that’s my boy over there. he ain’t poly he just look like that
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have you ever met anyone that went to tisch? get fucking real lmao
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arrakis is just brooklyn. everyone’s polyamorous and dehydrated, cocaine everywhere, a quirked up sickly looking white boy is somehow the most powerful person you know, a fourth thing,
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two more hot dogs
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i may be 27, single, broke, directionless, out of shape, mentally ill, drowning in debt, poorly educated, brain damaged, prone to addiction, despised by god, and generally annoying, but at least i also forgot where i was going with this. i need to sit down now
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haha i’m just kidding guys it’s just a goof. i would never go on a date.
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this is easily one of the dumbest things i’ve tweeted in a long time so i’m glad to see it’s popping off
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$27
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free drag name idea for anybody that wants it: Tuck Everlasting
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“when they go low we go high” effectively neutered an the entire early millennial voting base. if you’re playing the same game as people that are cheating and trying to kill you and counting on your moral high ground to save you, you are going to lose every time. fuckin idiots
When Paul Pelosi was attacked, Republicans spread conspiracy theories & cracked jokes.
After his stroke, they called John Fetterman a “vegetable”.
Believe me, I absolutely despise Mitch McConnell, but I don’t feel the need to high five over his fall.
That’s their game.
Not ours.
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75 cents stood between me and the worst ass beating of my life. so yeah, sometimes doing something nice for a stranger pays off
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he dapped me up and i went home with all my teeth. not saying i’m a good person for giving this guy free bbq sauce but like, i did something nice for someone on a whim and within hours saw karmic payment for it. if i’d charged him for that sauce, i’d have gotten my ass beat
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a huge gripe i have with the modern internet being owned & operated by the same ~5 companies is the consolidation of wikis into that awful fandom site. it runs like shit, is plastered with ads, and has none of the charm of a poorly built but lovingly maintained fan site from 2005
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he’ll yeah 💪 i’m not allowed to have wet food for now cause of what i did to the carpet
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what’s cool about the knives out movies is that they get tons of hugely famous actors together and completely waste their abilities in a way that is honestly impressive and must be genuinely difficult to do with that much talent in the room
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i’m on a acetaminophen diet, i see da minophen, i eat it!!!
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to be clear this is not a dig at the OP she is correct and i think this every time i cook a meal do dishes or do laundry
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got sunburned over the last few days but still got a good picture of me and ernie so it all balances out in the end
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“hey man, i’ve been fighting with my gf for the last few hours and im super pissed off, so i was gonna kick the shit out of the next guy i saw, which is you, but you gave me that free bbq sauce before even though your boss was mad at you for it. so we’re cool, thanks man”
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frank
The Oscars are now looking for a new host.
Who would you like to see host the 2025 ceremony?
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Which city are you hoping is the focus of the next Grand Theft Auto?
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i have this girl blocked on everything now cause she posted it without my knowledge and then lied to me about taking it down when i asked her to. but anyway it’s been long enough that i can laugh about it. and it got like 2 million views so i should get some of the credit right
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every girl i’ve made watch lord of the rings with me:
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on top of a big dumpster :) feeling right at home (i am from new jersey)
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my barber misinterpreted what i meant by “leave a little bit of the beard” and now i look like a rookie cop trying to infiltrate a bisexual pride parade
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bisexual man with a straight gf. what about that huh. what do you think about that. bet you guys aren’t ready for that conversation huh
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pixar’s first non binary character. mastercard’s first bisexual credit card. NYC’s first demisexual bar. monster energy’s first straight but DL on grindr energy drink
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last night on my way home i’m sitting on a subway station bench eating a messy bagel sandwich, egg yolk all over me, as two young women were passionately making out next to me. i imagine this scene from across the tracks looked like a renaissance painting. happy pride everyone
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[singing along to tracy chapman fast car]
when i was in the third graade
i thought that i was gay cause i could draw
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Harambe jokes will never get old. And sadly, neither will he
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