I’m sorry in advance if this sounds self centered but I think this pic taken in a random London passport photobooth might be the best picture of me ever taken
I drank a thc drink labeled “intense” in very small letters instead of a cbd one before a class field trip to an art gallery. My mistake for not paying closer attention but I’m probably acting really normal considering how I feel
I ordered a regular cold brew from a hip coffee shop and they handed me this. I think it’s biodegradable which is great but there has to be a better way to prevent plastic waste than making people perform public humiliation rituals sipping an IV bag of coffee
Can someone tell me why they built a mall on ground zero at the 9/11 memorial?? like am I being an asshole and is there some sort of deep context or is this just so pointedly American it’s ridiculous
I drank a thc drink labeled “intense” in very small letters instead of a cbd one before a class field trip to an art gallery. My mistake for not paying closer attention but I’m probably acting really normal considering how I feel
Kids today don’t even understand the implications of this…Club penguin: open and ready to log on. Password printed out and taped to the wall. Got my book of club penguin codes. And you already KNOW I was gonna pretend to be a boy
When I was 14 I was Lady Gaga’s biggest fan and ran into her(top 20 moments in my life)but I was also busted to the point where fanpages censored my face with multiple large emojis
I ordered a regular cold brew from a hip coffee shop and they handed me this. I think it’s biodegradable which is great but there has to be a better way to prevent plastic waste than making people perform public humiliation rituals sipping an IV bag of coffee
God Provides (I am obsessed with tornados and I found out one of my friends is a survivor of the 2011 Joplin EF5 and she’s finding iphone 3 pics of the damage to send to me)
Once I was on a heroic dose of shrooms and a UTI appeared mid-trip so I went to urgent care panicking and then they called me to the exam room and the only thing on the wall was this. I had to wait in this room tripping balls for 3 hours
I just checked my propagation for the first time in months and took a self timer picture showing off the roots. Then I realized this is the lesbian equivalent of when bros take pictures of fish they’ve caught
Just had an incredibly awkward experience and on that note I wish this video didn’t exist because now I know how I look when I’m extremely anxious and it plays in my head after every awkward experience. Ignorance is bliss
Showed my final project in class and it went well and then a girl followed it up with a magazine where she conducts a one on one interview with DAVID BYRNE
My phone just reminded me of when I was 15, bought this shirt with a visa gift card my grandparents gave me for Christmas, then got so scared my mom would find it that I dug a hole in my backyard and buried it
#911BirthdayCakeWorldPremiere
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the moment you’ve all been waiting for is finally here - and i hope this photo impacts you as much as it did me. ❤️ love you guys
Just went to unbelievable lengths trying to find one of the best photos I’ve ever seen: A 7 year old’s 9/11 themed birthday party with a cake replica of the twin towers. Before I tweet this photo I need to hype it up a little bc I promise once u see it you’ll never be the same
Went for a 30 mile bike ride today to manipulate my body into producing endorphins because I was feeling so sad then my phone died so I charged it at the WTC apple store&asked a question now 1 million people have seen it&everyone is being so mean to me
This is actually true because there’s been many a time where I’ve watched the joy fade from a gay guys face when he realizes I’m a woman but also here’s a picture of me.
Everyone calling me dumb because I didn’t know there was a mall there before that’s why I’m ASKING A QUESTION my intent wasn’t to be disrespectful I was genuinely curious
@nubilejewess
Once I ate undercooked shrimp and I called poison control and they got mad at me on the phone and said im sorry that is not an appropriate reason to call
My moms lesbian friend gifted me Grimes and Nirvana vinyls when I was 12. Looking back I realize the significance of this: she was altering the trajectory of my lesbianism. Who knows - if it weren’t for her, I could have been a Hayley Kiyoko fan. I am eternally grateful
When I was 8 I survived the worst tornado of the 21st century and used the photos my family took to document the devastation as photobooth selfie backgrounds
@virginicide
I have a screenshot somewhere where she was like “so first you’re only friends with lesbians..and now you want to see lesbian bands??” Bc I wanted to see king princess I need to find it
Getting diagnosed with a rare connective tissue disorder based on a 7 second clip of me might be one of my most insane twitter interactions of all time
I was high and had to pee. so i went into a restaurant and bought a coke so I could use the bathroom. At the register he started talking about credit card minimums and percentages and it sounded like the adults from Charlie Brown and long story short I just paid $17 for a coke
@ShearStressed
So every time I get a call from her a picture of Trisha paytas shows up and I laugh. Her contact used to just be “Joe Biden” with a photo of him and it was hilarious but got too confusing
It’s 80 degrees and my broken foot is healed and I’m wearing 2 shoes for the first time in over a month and I’m riding a bike and the sun is out and life is really beautiful
When I was a kid I was obsessed with Walt Disney in like a super autistic way so I trained myself to replicate his handwriting and now I permanently have Disney logo handwriting
Once I found this while going through my great grandmas things IMAGINE living in a world without texting where u find out ur brother got hit by a fucking train through TELEGRAM
When I was 14 I hid this framed portrait of Lady Gaga in this secret compartment from prohibition built into my house and my parents still haven’t found it
Found this tweet from when i was 16 there’s something so beautiful about it to me…it’s so emblematic of the modern high school experience it has teenage angst and a charming naïveté… the juxtaposition of a moment of solitude with a communal activity…