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PA➡️VA➡️DC. HR at Big D. @williamandmary alum ( #GoTribe ). #1 @Wawa fan. Don’t work in politics - I just care. he/him/his 🏳️‍🌈

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@MediumSizeMeech Anyone who’s ever watched the show HAS TO admit that it changed how they walk down a city street. Main character syndrome but in the best way.
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@shutupaida Ok I’ll bite - what is sex?
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@vijayvinyl These people just have zero understanding of politics (this is not new)
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@cmclymer @chrissyteigen I screamed at the Heineken.
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@cantquitballing I still remember that the first signs of the pilots heart attack were that he farted really bad 🤣🤣🤣
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@maxdefacto How dare you decide what people identify themselves as? I love “queer” as it’s more of a collective than a specific identity. Call yourself what you want but your power ends there.
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@daldevs @T_S_P_O_O_K_Y @RepDebDingell @MBC914 Tony looks like a bottom to me actually
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@ZELLKLUMPEN @JessicaValenti Looks like a cocktail shrimp
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@_giacomo_volpe_ How does this bill hurt you?
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@FinanceLancelot Community Notes, do your thing.
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You just had to be there...
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@alex_abads Oh my god Manny would have been PERFECT
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@SAMGREIS That’s truly horrible for him, plus we’ve missed having this gorgeous man on our screens.
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@DustinNorris Luke Guldan. I did the research so y’all didn’t have to 🤣
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@JoeySalads Someone’s pretty proud of his infertility!
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Ok I’ve had nearly enough time to process. @kellyclarkson Vegas show is by far the best concert I’ve ever been to. I laughed, I sobbed, but mostly I reveled in the fact that my favorite is at her absolute peak vocally. I’ll never forget it. I wish I could do it all over again.
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@BouchellJohn @Logically_JC Did you think this was an own? It doesn’t even make sense 🤣
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@ihatejoelkim Would 100% watch whatever movie that is
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@Taniel Agreed. This has been a continuing 7yr reorganization of PA politics. When Donald Trump won, my mom became radicalized (in the best way). She was dumbfounded at how much the GOP ran PA. I’m incredibly proud of her and everyone else who have been fighting back. Finally!
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@HoeannaNewsom I absolutely thought that was Cole at first
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@midosommar I would 100% prefer Biden in the WH than almost anyone else
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@reshackleford @ndrew_lawrence Mississippi, maybe. On a bad day.
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I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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@robertkessler I once pulled the bottom of my soccer pinnie through the top (it kinda looked like a bra I guess?) while running back in celebration after my team scored a goal. The counselor said very loudly to no one in particular (I.e. to everyone), “That’s the gayest kid I’ve ever seen.”
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@Nowooski Ceasefire polls well, but it’s ranked like #50 in terms of importance to the vast majority when considering who to vote for
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@1800factsmatter @acnewsitics I know, even though you continue to insist otherwise, that you are grasping at straws, mortified as the sinkhole above which you housed all your confidence and sense of belonging in this world is rapidly falling away. Must suck - couldn’t happen to a more deserving loser.
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@jimross03941273 @keithboykin He drove 2 hours with a gun so he could kill people. Period.
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@CarsonGarrett_ When @carolynwiger said “I’ll partner with Carson. I’ll carry him on my back if I have to.” I got super emotional. It was so sweet!
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@OleBeeM @jemelehill Than dead children. Got it. Evil.
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@DothanDave @lsquaredbtwn @ZachWLambert Oh I’m sure his evangelical community welcomed him with open arms and made sure he knew he was still loved…😒
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I. Need. That. DRESS.
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@washingtondc Delete this right now.
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@KnoxEndemic @AnneNotation This is a joke, right? Tell me you’re joking.
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@coreytimes You look great. I’ll never understand why anyone would say something like that.
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@StarlingW0616 @ewarren Wtf does this have to do with anything you effing wierdo
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Hey @DrOz 👋 JERSEY loves you + will not forget you!!! 🥰
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@AliAbunimah @ewarren Tweets like this are why I will take profound joy in watching Bernie’s campaign crash and burn.
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Yes - I got my first shot of Moderna last week! No - I did not take someone else's shot. Yes - I am over the moon that I am on the way to being full vaccinated against COVID! No - I don't owe you 'proof' that I "deserved" the shot.
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@_jorjorbinx @cmclymer @chrissyteigen I think it was more what finally broke me
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Ok I’ve heard the new songs and I’m going to respectfully ask that all my gays go SO hard for my #1 @kellyclarkson when her new songs come out tomorrow. I give all your girls my love and I ask that you (finally) reciprocate for someone truly deserving THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️
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@aldatweets It would be the biggest waste of time. Conversely, when’s the last time Sunrise convinced anyone to do anything? When they painted Mona Lisa? One of the highway blockades? They’re hot air - but the fact we’re associated with them hurts Dems
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@iman_beithanina I think it’s important that you understand that forcing yourself and literally everyone else around you to suffer because other people are suffering is sadomasochistic and not healthy.
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@stickinit @venicequeenking @akafacehots Who’d they pay? Prove it. Or it’s a lie.
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@FinanceLancelot Where does it say he refused? Or that he’s first? It’s up to the physician. FINANCE.
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@Clatchley WE SHANT BE TELLING YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THIS SHANT WE?!?!
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@litgator_rage @CalesMcGinnis @BLKButterflyESP And why on earth is this relevant to teaching slavery OTHER THAN to try to soften and whitewash it?
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@ImNotOwned Notice how the GOP has pivoted from “he’s senile and falls” to “he takes drugs” and now “no he’s a very strong debater we have to remember that!” Lol
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@maryarchived So you agree: you’re sex negative.
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@ryanstruyk Couldn’t happen to a better non-Dem
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@pugdoodles @moby_dickhead Good for him. I’d say shame on you, but MAGAts usually take that as a compliment.
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@BowTiedYukon How sad for you all. You always get stuck with the washed-up ones!
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@dabubbby He's getting a winners edit too, though, so may want to think out a strategy Mr. Stay-At-Home Daddy
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@RupertMyers You do know that the “official press release” does not preclude in person communication. Right?
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@Kyle_C137 @SecYellen Took a little tour through your Twitter and sweetheart…there’s not a chance you make/have enough to even owe taxes.
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@owndeceiver I am begging people to stop saying "attempting" when it comes to Kelly
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@danielwevik Honestly I had completely forgotten!
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@JuliaManch Lyft has been way better and cheaper lately
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(•_•) <) )╯fire / \ \(•_•) ( (> Louis / \ (•_•) <) )> DeJoy! / \
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(•_•) <) )╯send / \ \(•_•) ( (> more / \ (•_•) <) )> mail! / \
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@SymoneDSanders And hopefully he’ll be newly unemployed!
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@pink_wixard I believe that you believe you know what you’re talking about. You don’t. Hopefully no one trusts you for medical info lol
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@UncleScottiepoo @njacob5 That’s what the upside down triangle means now
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@0xAl3xC @BowTiedYukon Real men vote Democrat. Only weak, insecure men crave a “strongman” fascist.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS People as hideous as you don’t get to complain about minor inconveniences. God decided you don’t deserve nice things.
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@dog_on_right @jackson_peaks @joelcan @mentack Disagree 100%. I only want you people to stop trying to kill me or make me want to kill myself. Nothing more.
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@ewarren We love you. Don’t listen to the trash-talk.
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@halloimgreg I’ve never experienced that, but I will say that the ‘finale’ is always way more intense when stoned 😇
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@Veritas4America @ewarren Do you think they just stop making money this year?
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@OrangePaulp IM STILL NOT OVER IT EITHER, OK???
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@steveistrash Lol grow up
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@FatGuyInATruck @cmclymer It’s not about people memorizing their faces so they might find them. It’s humanizing them so people here don’t forget. For better or worse, the US is integral to negotiations to free them. Pressure from US citizens does make a difference to the push to free the hostages.
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Excited that MY city can celebrate something other than an indictment for the first time in a while! 🙌🙌🙌
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@nickandradio Wonder where the goalpost moves next? Pogroms?
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Jennifer Lopez is: Mother. THE Mother. Quintessential Mother. No choice but to stan.
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post a pic where your body tea was insane
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@Sunupu5150 @trouble_man90 Against Trump? You’re absolutely right.
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@mcs_phd I wish I had heard this advice in college!
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@cmclymer They want a fresh one…😒
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@realBradBrewer @JoeBiden Being in the same room as you 🤷‍♀️
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@UnashamedCompl1 @ZachWLambert @Brcremer Maybe because “traditional” evangelicalism is always on the wrong side of these issues? Hate kills.
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@LaurenGonya In a way, we did.
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@jowrotethis It was weird at first because I was having a hard time not seeing her as the little girl from season one. But that shit’s on me - you get you some, Arya! Gendry is a SNACK.
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@J6PatriotMom This him?
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@RealJardChatty And generational wealth. I’m not saying that to be glib. My parents are nowhere close to the 1%, but the amount of help I received just starting out means I have had a lot of advantages that I’m extremely grateful for.
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@VictimRoyalty “She didn't marry your penis... Okay, she didn't ONLY marry your penis.”
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@ChrisDnns I watch this whole speech every couple weeks. Genius!
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Obviously not all of the female candidates will win (one will in 2020 though, obvi), but the amount of good they are doing by all running and connecting with the future generation of women is just fucking fabulous.
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. @KamalaHarris to young woman in Iowa: “You never ask anyone to give you permission to lead.” Then asks her to repeat it back to her. 💀
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@ryanlong03 @charli_xcx @KamalaHarris I’m sorry you just can’t make me not like her
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On MSNBC just now, Stacey Abrams called Ronna McDaniel "Ronald McDonald," and while she immediately corrected herself, I know deep down it was intentional.
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