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set knives out 3 here I’m so serious
The "Icon Of The Seas" sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys. What a monstrosity!
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To the homeland!!
Same-sex marriage will be legalized in Greece, the government said Thursday, despite opposition from the Orthodox Church.
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Kelly taking a teenage angst ditty and filling it with the hurt anger and pathos of a grown woman is my absolute favorite genre of Kellyoke
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she really had the audacity to do this during the SOUND CHECK at 6:30 AM 😡 the absolute gall and gumption
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I can’t believe how lucky I am to be married to the most gorgeous man on the planet.
#LoveWins
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Going to greet the table that sat down at 9:55 and we close at 10.
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HOW do y’all have pics of you at 18 just ready to go??? I deleted and destroyed all physical and digital evidence of life pre-25.
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why are we throwing things at pop stars when we could be throwing things at Supreme Court justices? 🍅🧱💩
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Accidentally participated in “take his kids to work” day at the office
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daya deja jasmine jorgeous quadruple elimination next week yup yup
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The straight boy twunk im training at work just “yes sir”-d me and I- 😵💫
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Happy Greek Independence Day!! Tonight I’m honoring my ancestors by celebrating some of their greatest achievements 🇬🇷🇬🇷
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Hey boss sorry I was super late for my shift I had a penis in my ass
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open couple (one doesn’t actually want to be open, ends up crying)
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Another day, another pair of work pants ruined by my thunderous thighs and dump truck ass. Exhausting 😮💨😔
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14 year old me would never guess just how lucky and loved 42 year old me is. I’m a happy birthday boy. ❤️❤️
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The baby gay co-worker of mine didn’t know Kelly Clarkson sang “Since U Been Gone” I’m going to throw up
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Its so clear that the correct answer to White Lotus, Knives Out, AND Mamma Mia sequel casting is: Laurie Metcalf
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time is meaningless there is only before the sense8 orgy scene and after the sense8 orgy scene
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did I workout or just take thirst traps the world may never know
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This Maggie Rogers album demands to be blasted windows down, sun shining, on a cross country road trip with the gals let’s go let’s goooo
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Took my 11 yo daughter to Starbucks. We watched an incredibly handsome construction worker walk across the parking lot and into the store. Do you know what that little girl said to me? “I don’t know what he fixes, but mine is broken.” 😂
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@cherubicspice
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just realised Adam DiMarco co-starred with Nicholas Braun in the Date and Switch (2014)...
as the over-excited flamboyant gay man high on ecstacy 🌈
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in the end THEY paid HER rent forever more
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I’ve waited tables for 16+ years. high school, college, graduate school. Between acting gigs, or day shift & doing a show at night, while a pandemic raged, here & there & everywhere. and today is my (hopefully) last ever serving shift & reader let me to you I am THRILLED 🥹😭
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Found out my cool lesbian coworker is actually straight and anti-vax???????????????
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Me: “Ugh all I’ve had today is iced coffee and PrEP”
Work Wife: “That’s okay, all I’ve had is pedialyte and Plan B”
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I’m the plus one at a wildly heterosexual wedding where I know absolutely no one and am wearing a salmon color suit and am seated at the table with all the groom’s frat brothers and I’ve never thrived more in my life.
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call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my husband. i clean the dishes and cook his food. i do whatever he says bc he is my husband and he makes the rules around the house. he owns me. i am his property. if he ever cheats on me it's bc i was lacking
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If we’re in the gym and you lift your shirt to wipe sweat I get to kiss your tummy it’s the law
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