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Ghey. Gen X. Nerd. Mean. Lib af. (he/him/any) - BLM - Trans Lives Matter - Pro-Democracy

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I’m not vote shaming you because I want to change your mind, I’m vote shaming you because you’re a stupid asshole and I want you to know that I think you’re a stupid asshole.
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@nikicaga Sea turtles are endangered, barnacles are not.
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@KrisKobach1787 Of course you of all people would be the first politician to be openly pro-lead water pipes. 🙄
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@notcapnamerica Whenever I see stupidly elaborate gender reveals like this one it always makes me convinced the kid is going to be trans. No way the universe lets an opportunity like that pass by.
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@dan_egg The boyfriend, obviously.
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@chinesegon Good reminder that “work friends” are not your friends.
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@LangmanVince “Weird is when funny hat, normal is when you have sex with couch!”
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@MailOnline lol it’s Bacchus, this is not only the correct way to pay tribute to him it’s insulting not to twerk for him!
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@jaketapper I bet it’s not great news to the families of the people he killed, Jake.
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@kaden53535 I hated him BEFORE the internet. Checkmate, Kaden!
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@TaviCosta Skill issue. It’s only $3 if you get it without the listeria.
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@its_The_Dr Those weird allegations continue to be unbeatable. 🙄
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@davidjacoby @SFMTA_Muni Use your garage, David.
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@PanderShirts I’m a gay pagan capital-Maoist furry, but can we chill with the kink at Pride, please?
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@gran1te_mtn Boy are you gonna be surprised when you find out more about all of those “bachelors” who liked being outside. 🙄
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@mayaisfiya If activism isn’t about convincing people then what’s the fucking point?
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@katieporteroc You threw away a seat in congress for nothing. This isn’t on Schiff, it’s on you.
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@zplerhop I’m not shaming that mother but *tries to shame that mother*
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@notcapnamerica I love how she can’t stop shaking, but somehow her eyeliner is perfect lol
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@muke10101 Still not firebombing that Walmart, huh?
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@BrePWBZ @wbz Parks, famously places where children are discouraged from visiting. 🙄
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@Puff_Iya Around 7 gives you a cushion of about 30 minutes either direction. It's a loose approximation of a time, not a specific time frame. 7ish would be at or within a few minutes of 7, would be the more specific time.
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@BJStrongArmAHo Yes, we’re all voting for Biden again, loser.
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@soulkhan Not protesting the actual fascists because you’re scared of them makes you a fucking centrist, not a radical leftist. You expect me to believe that you can start a revolution when you can’t even protest Republicans? Pfft some revolution. 🙄
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@MrsBundrige I would go to HR about this. Most companies have policies against this very thing for this very reason.
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@TideorDie @nikicaga Well, not these specific humans though.
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@queersocialism We don’t fathom it because it’s not remotely true for about 90% of the planet. 🙄
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@EWErickson Any Republican Jews at the top of the ticket, Erick? 🤔
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@alexsteed Selina is so sweet, I can’t wait to get mine!
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@notcapnamerica Conservatives finally (after four years) figured out The Boys was making fun of them so they’re review bombing it.
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@KeithWoodsYT "If only this person who has shown us who he is and what his motives are over and over again just acted like I want him to act he would be a completely different person with completely different motives" 🙄
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@vinn_ayy The fit alone is red flags.
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@ron_fournier Counterpoint: it’s very funny and it just feels true.
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“They murdered her husband in front of her and then kept her hidden underground for two months, but she left with a plastic bag of garbage!” This is literal insanity. She was a hostage, you psychopaths.
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@KevinSpacey Isn’t he a little old for you, Kev?
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@vinn_ayy The baby don't count til it can do chores!
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@njacob5 lol just openly supporting mass murderers now, amazing.
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@JeffSharlet Soooooo are there going to be any assault charges filed or are white guys just allowed to pick random brown men to attack now?
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@AriDrennen Can we just launch him there anyways?
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@ShelleyBWoke Shirley Manson -lead singer of Garbage.
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@danyzstarlight It was shot “day for night” meaning it was shot during the day and the film is deliberately under exposed the film to make it darker and appear to be night. Shooting on film is a dying art.
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@dizzy2phreezy @mayaisfiya And how do you get the government to change something? You convince VOTERS that your cause is right and just. Civil rights laws would not have been passed if moderate voters weren’t convinced it was the right thing to do. This is basic shit you’re failing at, bro.
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@beatmastermatt Start acting like humans first.
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@GoodReddit Wait, “Little Bird” is the good name and “Tony Pizza” is the bad name? Are we sure about that??
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@scarlettrabe At least you had enough shame to exclude LGBTQ people from your list of things this conflict is absolutely not about.
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If you’re curious why activists have all gone insane it’s because, like journalism before it, activism used to be something done by blue collar working class people responding to an urgent need, but now thanks to the internet it’s a playground for the failchildren of the elite.
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@still_oppressed Leftists aversion to doing anything to accumulate political power is truly impressive.
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@HorrorGorl Starbucks doesn’t send any money to Israel though.
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@SwiftOnSecurity 25 seconds is being generous. I’m about to start using fucking Bing ffs.
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@ChuckCallesto These were the shirts. 🙄
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@aprilll_grace @mayaisfiya That is now how the civil rights movement worked, you imbecile.
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@fookalo I’m legitimately going to laugh when Trump reverses the canceled loans.
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@qalam_writes Do you know what “period shits” are? It’s when a person has loose stole while on her period and the two mix into a stew of fecal matter and menstrual blood. I’m telling you this because not only do women have periods, but they also shit, and big boys should know that.
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@ronbryn Counterpoint: no it isn’t.
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@waltermasterson I'm so glad those Trumpers know that 7 of 9 hates them.
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@DistressDark Never beating those weird allegations. 🙄
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@agraybee That photo is going to be an ironic meme in two days, tops. Images don’t have the staying power they used to.
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liberals are obsessed with finding secret nazi imagery/references in trump campaign videos, various other right-wing media, etc., because it's a lot easier to otherize the modern right rather than admit it's uniquely american. it frees them from moral culpability.
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@RichardStrocher Why do you look like the old man from Up if he did meth as a teenager?
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@Rich_Cooper See, your problem is you think all pictures of women in their underwear should be porn for you, but you are not the intended audience for those pictures and thinking you are is both creepy and weird.
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@ScarletJeffy Tell me you just started reading X-men comics without telling me you just started reading X-men comics.
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@RollingStone He had a heart???
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If liberals had abolished police only to reinvent them and murder an unarmed black kid within 3 days, this site would bring it up as often as Flints water pipes. But because it was anarchists and communists behind CHAZ it’s been memory-holed along with every other L they take.
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@FischerKing64 You’re not even trying to beat the weird allegations anymore are you? 🙄
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@Partisangirl @doa1120 Why don't you live there then?
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@taraxrh Or, now hear me out, or, you guys are just really fucking annoying and no one likes you.
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@ChayaRaichik10 You’re in your 30’s and childless lol
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@thelillygaddis And yet here you are.
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@LukewSavage Shut up, Canadian.
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@notcapnamerica “This user did not violate any X rules…” You know it’s coming.
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@SwordMercury lol sure, kiddo.
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@ManRitan Couldn’t find any leads huh? 🤔
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@boatwock @DrewPavlou Psst: it’s still antisemitic.
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@ragingfemm3 You didn’t belong there, neither did your friend. Queer spaces are for queer people, they’re not there do you can pretend you’re special. 🙄
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@JeremiahDJohns That girl dodged such a massive bullet.
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@abierkhatib Can't wait for President Clinton to address this protest that will certainly get her to cut off Israel. Great job at picking impactful targets!🙄
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@DamnedTherapist @SufrinSuccotash He’s full of shit. The “study” he’s talking about was a poll from an ex-gay evangelical church. In reality LGBTQ people deal with molestation as children in similar numbers to straight people.
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@Danofran “I got your 6 bro” sounded flirty lol
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@sunrisemvmt Please stop tying climate change to every other issue? It delegitimizes climate action and climate progress, and puts future climate action at risk, which is I presume is not your goal.
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@hiimbobbi The X-Files made genre media mainstream. There arguably would not be a Game of Thrones or a MCU without the X-Files.
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@MoiraDonegan It’s a bunch of men complaining about women choosing to have less sex with them and it’s almost hilariously transparent.
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@__wabes Is the well dressed southern man in the room with you?
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@keatingssixth I did it in the 90’s. If you truly cared about it then you’d take the risk. Going and screaming at Democrats while ignoring Republicans is like punching your mom when you get an F in civics. 🙄
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@JeremyKonyndyk This is such a disgusting lie.
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@mattgaetz @KamalaHQ How much Botox did you use last week?
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@notcapnamerica The virus eats anuses, its not a virus that people who eat anuses catch this is very important context.
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@quesomane1 @mayaisfiya The civil rights movement was hyper-aware of how it was being perceived by the general public and was specifically designed to elicit sympathy from them. You’re the one who needs to revisit the civil rights movement. 🙄
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@notcapnamerica I’m still leaning towards Kate is on a strike because William did something bad.
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@NotLikelyToFeel @nikicaga His point was very clearly that Stonetoss understands four panel comics better, not that his comics were better. This is a very bad faith interpretation of his point.
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@PoliticsJOE_UK @Byoussef A hundred years you say? Hmmm I suspect this may not be about Israel. 🤔
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@SukritGanesh @AlecStapp Actually it’s because most cities have prioritized placing sidewalks and proper crossing signals on intersections for 50 years. The sheer amount of safety infrastructure in cities today that was simply not there in the 60’s cannot be overstated. Thank your local government.
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@KristiNoem Kristi’s social media team right now
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@KareemRifai Oh he’s also selling it, because capitalism is bad I guess.
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@ariel_koko @TeamPelosi @SpeakerPelosi Do you... really not understand that Pelosi isn't the leader of the Democrats anymore?
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@TheDailyShow Jon is too old to host the Daily Show.
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@PicturesFoIder I’ll translate. He’s saying: “I’m a virgin and will die alone”
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@francisxwolf You didn’t post the tweet when they said they don’t work for an arms manufacturer they just freelance for an arms manufacturer.
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