Adam Goldman
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not to be all seven seasons and a movie, but
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the word “polyamory” comes from the greek ‘poly,’ which means many, and ‘yammery,’ which means talking too much
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Hello this is happening I am so excited to share it with you finally! The queerest podcast of all time. With the queerest cast ever.
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Studio execs are increasingly worried about the potential for additional strikes from the DGA and SAG-AFTRA. If those negotiations go sour enough to reach work stoppages, the film industry would suffer a total shutdown.
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I tried to support queer art by slipping a dollar into a go go boy’s jockstrap and saying “you’re doing great work” and he leaned over and said “that sounded kind of condescending” so I’m done for the year goodbye
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@gaywonk
I mean on the bright side this is the most articulate person they could find to defend this position.
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normalize lying down on the floor for a while and not doing anything
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in your 20s the song is about wanting to dance with somebody but in your 30s it’s about wanting to dance with somebody who loves you
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this was correct btw
if u start return of the king extended edition right now biden will drop out exactly when denethor says "go now and die in what way seems best to you"
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the new into the woods recording is lovely and I especially appreciate not starting that one track with rapunzel’s blood-curdling scream
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referring to gender as a style is incredibly subversive I love it!!!!!!!
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@jack
@ChickfilA
On behalf of the whole LGBTQ community, Jack, kindly boost your head out of your ass.
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muting because this has reached the log cabin douchebagosphere but have fun queens!
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catch me on grindr at midnight looking for a gay at the party downstairs to ask them to turn the music down
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I tweeted something rude about Mayor Pete and a fan of my work said he could never watch it again because “it would be like supporting Roman Polanski,” so that’s where we are in the discourse now
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SANDERS: ...finally, and perhaps most importantly, I recently learned that Secretary Clinton's mother is also named Martha.
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Alexa, delete all straight white men's hot takes on Hillary's book.
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happy 20th birthday to Ghost World, a foundational text that I think about several times a day
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A Christmas carol for 2017:
You better watch out,
You better watch out.
You better watch out
You better watch out.
Seriously you should
Watch out.
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Today is a great day for everyone who always thought Jason Bateman seemed like kind of a dick
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Certainly the only LOLworthy thing to come out of this week's controversy is this, from the NYT
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it is shocking the amount of storage space in my brain still dedicated to they might be giants lyrics
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@jack
You are proving to be the most transparently sinister douchebag in a crowded field of shitty Lex Luthor types, how does that feel
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John McCain gave us Sarah Palin and didn't even have the decency to take her back to hell with him
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@chick_in_kiev
@AdamWeinstein
yeah I mean he could show up in blackface and they’d wave him through
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after getting coffee with a man who thinks fire island should be declared a unesco world heritage site (“I just love how democratic it is”) I am at last deleting hinge
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@raspbearyart
great thread! this is one of those movies that people think was just accidentally great, but no: mike nichols, elaine may, the entire cast, the DP is fucking lubezki (gravity, children of men)... it's perfect because it was perfectly executed!
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in a straight couple how do you know who’s the idiot and who’s the fuckboy?
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A reminder to gentiles on this festive weekend that every day could be a magical celebration of warmth and shared humanity if you decided to also not to be dicks the other 364 days of the year
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Wow you can REALLY tell when someone has never said “LGBTQ” out loud before
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lost in the conflagration of Warren melting Bloomberg is when he says, about his NDAs, "the company [reached an agreement with] a man or a woman - or could be more than that," because clearly he knows he did SOMETHING wrong when talking about gender, but has no idea what
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Quentin Tarantino is just Wes Anderson for straight men
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Spice up any social situation by inventing a historical event, then stopping short and saying "Oh, did that not happen in this timeline?"
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I hope the guy I met last month who called Lizzo’s Juice “an embarrassing misfire” is not having a great Pride, honestly
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Behind every smirking twink is a cursed painting rotting in an attic
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Periodic reminder that Baby Driver, a soundtrack-obsessed movie about a driver named Baby, did not include Drive My Car by the Beatles, a song that consists almost entirely of the words "Baby, you can drive my car."
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just gonna spend a quiet night with my boyfriend as soon as I build him from clay and master the dark art of breathing life into clay
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“I can tell you’re turned off,” said the man I was on a date with after revealing that he voted for Trump and is pleased with the results.
“I am so turned off that I am leaving,” I said, and then I left.
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Pope Francis to Gay Man: 'What did you think of Snatch Game it honestly gave me life.'
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@alex_abads
these idiots really have to come up with something better than "I don't watch drag race"
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Hello I would like to earnestly 100% unironically recommend Rilakkuma and Kaoru on netflix in the strongest possible terms. It is very sweet and weird and the animation is beautiful and it's not quite as aimed at kids as it first appears. Treat yourself.
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inception is a tragedy about how boring the dreams of straight people are
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If you can't love yourself how the hell you gonna etc. etc.
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Solidarity with others who find it very upsetting that half of your timeline is like “don’t panic, wash your hands” and the other half is like “I am an epidemiologist from italy, it’s fully 28 Days Later here, stay home and kill yourself.” I don’t like it one bit!!!!
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"Elio, Elio, Elio."
"Paddington, Paddington, Paddington."
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@lenadunham
It takes strength of character to admit that one finds solace in suckling at the warm breast of corporate America.
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I'm told that, post-Brexit, non-assholes over there started wearing safety pins to self-identify as good guys. This makes sense to me.
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@gaybonez
I was saying this to my roommate LAST NIGHT. "This guy chatted me up and he's cute but his name is a plural noun so can I live with that?"
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@DanaSchwartzzz
“My mother risked all for this wretched symbol of monarchy - and all for naught. FOR NAUGHT!”
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are you wearing the...?
the coat with pockets full of stones as I wade into a rushing river? yeah, I am.
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Harry Potter and the Sorry, You Can't Buy This Game Without Supporting the World's Most Famous Transphobe
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"Straight people, especially in certain parts of the country, just didn’t show up for The Mummy (2017). And that’s disappointing but it is what it is."
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TRAILER TIME
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Do you ever stop whatever you're doing for a minute and just think "UUUUGGGGGGHGHGGHG OHHHHH MY GODDDDDDD UGGGGGHGHGHGGGGGGH"
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Clinton: ...and that's where Syria is at the moment.
Trump: [Sustained explosive farting.]
Media: It's just too close to call folks.
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if trump interrupts at the next debate they can just unplug his ventilator
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I always liked these promo shots for the Outs that we never got to use. It was important to me to capture intimacy between two men in the advertising for the show but the Powers That Be weren't sold. Credit to
@danielseunglee
for this gorgeousness.
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the idea that dune 2 is in doubt is such a weird marketing narrative. how do people think these movies get made? denis villeneuve didn't sneakily scribble "part 1" at the beginning to the surprise of the studio. they didn't greenlight a $150m movie for funsies to see how it'd do.
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German Harry Potter is an edgy lesbian I’m extremely jealous
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Sure sex is great but have you ever tried leaving a party early?
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