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Hello. I bought a domain name
to point to
@RachelCoyleOhio
's excellent library of resources on The Great JD Vance
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TIL in Finland they use to have about 4,000 reindeer/ car accidents a year so they paint their antlers with reflective paint and this is vaguely terrifying
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Lmao. Friend at Facebook confirmed they ended up bringing in a guy with an angle grinder to get access to the server cage
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@sydneyjo_smith
@zedonarrival
Third grade studying for a grammar test I asked my dad what "obligation" meant and he said "You are." So I wrote the definition of it as "someone you love". My teacher asked me about the answer and I told her my dad said I w as an obligation. She hugged me an gave me an A+
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@rachelbelllll
@darth
IT IS!! Source: childhood me. Also don’t ask me why I didn’t go to college
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This guy really was a legend. Got a job at Apple solely to add the ability to delete boarding passes from the iOS wallet app
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@bradsilverberg
The funniest part was my first time having a meeting there I pointed out to my host (a VP) that none of the doors have keyholes so what happens if that system goes down. He laughed it off saying “oh I’m sure we pay someone to think of that” … apparently not
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Amazon converted a literal jail to an office. The conference rooms and private areas are literally jail cells.
They literally work in prison cells
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Okay well I don’t have a sound cloud, but please talk to your friends and family about getting vaccinated. I beg you to not talk down to them if they don’t want it. Ask them why they don’t want it, and help them find people they respect that provide level reasons for getting it.
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@kisswithah
@yngthgwf
You use to be able to download songs illegally and then put them on a CD you could make from your PC. This was before cars had an AUX and iPods were too expensive for most people to afford and a phone required special headphones to plug-in to listen to the 20 songs it could hold
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@sydneyjo_smith
@zedonarrival
Wasn't until probably a year or two later I learned the actual definition. This kids 100% going to see the tweets and be dealing with this for decades.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
Y'know whats terrifying?
We don't know how to mass-produce CRT's anymore. For almost a decade.
Some folks have tried to restart CRT production, bought old factories - they can't do it
Accurately painting the phosphor on the tube is the opposite of riding a bike. We forgot how
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@iamharaldur
@MollyJongFast
Honestly? Your unfortunate firing and the despicable manner it all played out in public sucks - but the way you've handled all of this with the most masterful trolling has been infectiously positive/ funny/ brilliant and a reminder of what this site used to be on the regular
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@OGreporter
@bcmerchant
One of my best friends is black and another a veteran and I'm gay. So we're one veteran short of being able to take down the entire economy?
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@TheAJSinclair
They straight up have no physical key holes like anywhere on that campus and I guess they extended that philosophy to their server farms
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Ohio is still up for grabs. Poll after poll shows 7-11% undecided voters. We know on a county by county basis exactly how weak Trump is - he's even ran out of money to run ads in Ohio. Together we can prevent him from declaring victory on election night👇
#NEW
@BaldwinWallace
#GreatLakesPoll
:
Ohio:
Biden 45% (+1)
Trump 44%
Michigan:
Biden 50% (+8)
Trump 42%
Wisconsin:
Biden 50% (+9)
Trump 41%
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@JagsFanBrian
@charles_gaba
Fwiw, years ago they removed all the books from my old High School library and replaced them with some giant TV's and a handful of ebook readers with an approved book list (Ohio). Picture from 2006 versus now
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@YoungOldTimer_
@maximillian_alv
@TylerIAm
She was the manager and was opening the store so she was the only one there… it wasn’t a very long article…
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@TheTrashPanda02
@maximillian_alv
Except they’re the second largest restaurant franchisee in the country with burger kings, McDonald’s, you name it.
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@iamharaldur
@MollyJongFast
In short, you've been a real bit of joy over the past few days. I'm sorry for what you're going through, but thank you for being you
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@chrissyteigen
It turns out he was three children stacked on top of each other the whole time
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OHIO:
If your location has run out of ballots your Board of Elections has been alerted and more will come.
STAY IN LINE
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@nikitonsky
@internetofshit
When I use to begrudgingly go tech conferences I always had a backpack and had a wire going from my pocket to my backpack. So when a conversation got insufferably douchey I’d say “oh sorry I have to take this” and pull this out of my backpack
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Congressman, maybe stop by one of the COVID vaccine clinics in your district, I’ll show you around. We don’t require ID’s.
Democrats have no problem requiring an ID for a
#COVID19
vaccine, but a big problem requiring one to vote.
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I could never tell if this woman was just doing a bit, then I went to her website and oh my god she's kind of a monster
9yo: mama you DIDN'T throw out the halloween candy?!---
[background: we have a halloween tradition where after the kids go to bed, I throw all their candy in the garbage. The next morning, they are filled with rage.]
---thank you SO much!!! [hugs & kisses]
Reader, I forgot.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
Knowledge transfer is desperately precious.
Institutional knowledge and skills of all kind skills (in this case fine motor-skills) are fragile as heck, they're all so easy to lose.
It's just wild to think technology that was in everyones homes ~15 years ago is already lost
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@InternetH0F
@NilesHeron
And that’s how we got the ability to delete boarding passes from Apple Wallet
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@Beatlove91
@FlatEartherKitt
I reported them already, but the other day I had a (white) Lyft driver that out of nowhere goes “You know, I hate racists”. Took about 30 seconds of the rant to realize she was just using the phrase “racist” as a stand in for Black
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@elonmusk
@danielhoughton
@anothercohen
@iamharaldur
Make
@iamharaldur
CEO. I’m serious.
You have no idea what brings people joy on this website or what brings us together.
Your self immolation over the handling of his employment has been the most connected anyone on this site has been for months
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@soonergrunt
@OGreporter
@bcmerchant
Idk I guess we just all walk into a bank at the same time and it collapses
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@lindayacc
Yeah. I mean, it's like that time I bought a China Shop and let a bull loose in it. But anyways, it was definitely the customers fault that everything got broken.
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@sydneyjo_smith
@zedonarrival
Hi all - just came back to quite a few notifications! I forgave my dad years ago after he passed. Holding onto that stuff isn't healthy - therapy helps.
I appreciate everyone's concern but I'm doing great. Guess I'll say, remember - kids remember what you say for a long time.
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@jonesville
@elonmusk
@libsoftiktok
Yeah. Just like the architects that built my house in 1910 rigged it so if I take out a load bearing wall the place collapses
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@mekkaokerekebye
I love the part where Elon also disclosed his employee's medical issues. I'm sure that will play well for Elon.
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@lukepigott
@chrisjollyhale
Some dogs are obsessive about getting a muzzle shake. That looks like an Australian Shepard, and those things love that
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Trump is gutting our post office. Now he want's to prevent you from putting your ballet in a locked dropbox. Ohioans will not tolerate the choice between health and our constitutional right to vote.
RIGHT NOW-I need you to share & make three phone calls:
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The Colorado shooters dad was more concerned that his son might be gay as opposed to you know, slaughtering people
The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (
@CBS8
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I have a question. Why does every millennial know the phrase:
“Mitochondria: it’s the powerhouse of the cell!”
Where the hell did we all learn that
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@djohnstonpax
@FuckCarsReddit
@elonmusk
@GuyDealership
Then the vast majority of truck buyers do not need a truck
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@MollyJongFast
@elonmusk
Tim Cook strikes me as someone who gives in to being bullied into giving other people money
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@lindayacc
Here here. Don't know why anyone wouldn't want to hear someone's opinion on that Joseph Goebbels guys views on eugenics.
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@MikeIsaac
He really really still thinks that he’s finally gonna implement the magic feature that gets enough people to pay $8/ month to make Twitter profitable, and refuses to believe he was wrong about subscriptions being the core revenue driver
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Hello. Your reminder that Uvalde police purchased four of the below thermal imaging devices over a year ago
We need IMMEDIATE answers in how these were used and may have lead to misjudgments
Source:
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Ohio's election is under perilous attack. 34 mail sorting machines have been removed, and meanwhile
@FrankLaRose
is only allowing one ballot dropbox per county. Given sorting delays, published deadlines are a farce.
SEE BELOW FOR THE REAL ONES AND SHARE
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@CandiceBenbow
@tabali_tigi
Texas students to teachers: “Why do we have school off tomorrow?”
Teachers: “I’ll lose my teaching license if I tell you why”
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@gaywardsisters
@Jimothea
@anastiels
My 140 year old Singer still works fine. Just need occasional oiling and to get the belt replaced
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@emericanjezebel
@dancow
I’d bet money there are numerous meetings at Dunkin today trying to figure out how this happened and how to handle it
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@weems
@userctrI
@garrettgreen
The one in your picture came out in 2008. The iPod Touch came out in 2007. What are you talking about
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Apologies. Facebook has said neither an angle grinder or drill was used to access the facility, but there were physical barriers their engineers worked their way around.
No comment on how.
My guess is a rock.
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@marc_limon
@ShannonRSingh
@SheRa_Marley
You gonna pay her? She was just fired. You should offer her money.
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@ByYourLogic
@jasongrote
I like how at no point have they tried to pull the religion card, they’re just some dudes with a passion project. I should go watch King of The Hill before work
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@williamlegate
@elonmusk
@neiltyson
I use to call myself center. Hell I still think I am. But if Elon == Center, then I guess that makes me left. Elon literally single-handedly “radicalized” me to the “left”
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@Tom_Para_
@itsandrewgao
My great grandma, born 1907, would listen to the radio while doing housework. When she got hearing aides she would take them out during chores so they wouldn't fall out.
So she reverted to humming. Brains are addicted to rhythmic input during repetitive tasks. This isn't new
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@DisneyPrimePlus
@Komaniecki_R
I think the “he told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!”, the dad laughing, then cutting to his sister on the phone saying “he told her to shove a book up his ass so they bought him all this new shit”
Is just peak cinema
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This god awful projection has come true
Troubling—the worst variant to date, the
#DeltaVariant
is now the new fastest growing variant in US. This is the so-called “Indian” variant
#B16172
that is ravaging UK 🇬🇧 despite high vaccinations because it has immune evasion properties. Here is why it’s trouble—🧵.
#COVID19
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@Masiosaurio
@drmistercody
Wasn’t sure if this was real. Source below. Reading it in the broader context does … not make it any better
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@OG_McDuck
@CarolOnAdvLaw
You don’t get it. He’s an enlightened being that analyzes the lives of us dumbs and tells us how to get close to obtaining enlightenment - but not “work from your couch” level of enlightenment. That’s just for him. Because he’s special.
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@DawnLauri
@krassenstein
Over the past 5 years there’s been about one train derailment per day. Just that no one cared so media didn’t report on it.
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She just like, actually relentlessly makes fun of her kids? And takes immense joy in making them beg for her affection?
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@confideinmimi
@pauldavidmauer
This women has consistently had the worst timing through no fault of her own for YEARS now!! She's clearly not holding up her end of the deal with satan
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@bendreyfuss
I mean I'd be offended if someone equated the clothes I chose to wear with someone jerking off their boyfriend in a theater
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@nikki_1968
@kisswithah
Sorry, was definitely over simplifying what CD burning enabled. Just trying to put it in a context of how a lot of people listened to music outside of streaming services, which is kind of all that’s known to younger folks
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@AmericasComic
@bradsilverberg
I mean you can leave a room/ part without a keycard, it’s the getting in part they didn’t think through
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@SwiftOnSecurity
When I was little and saw Jaws for the first time I asked my brother how it was legal to kill people in movies and he told me they got paid like millions of dollars before the movie to go have a lot of fun then they killed them for real
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@mazsterblaster
@marc_limon
@ShannonRSingh
@SheRa_Marley
Well because when someone is an expert in something, and you want them to produce content for them, you pay them for their expertise
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@SwiftOnSecurity
That’s what I’ve never understood. I get why you subsidize ride sharing or food delivery to capture the market. But how in gods name does that translate to car sales
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@TheCartelDel
@williamlegate
He hasn’t taken a break from tweeting literally all night. Dudes either having a manic episode or on something
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@MollyJongFast
If my hometown Facebook is anything to go by - people constantly complain about McDonalds being slow. So people chime in that parents should make their kids get jobs. What’s always bewildering is how many people with kids say OTHER people’s kids should get jobs
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@EricBalchunas
@alex
People are mad at people who make money solely on moving money around. I don’t at all expect this to be the last crusade of folks wanting to crush hedge funds and joining in the party to help
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@sama
My cousins final semester of CS, the professor basically said it would be unethical to stick to the curriculum, so they all just kind of learned how to use GPT together while he finished up remaining concepts/ helped them all super charge their work and learning with GPT
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@cajunchiro
@roto_tudor
Literally nobody has said they’re 100% effective. The entire point of masks is to PREVENT YOU FROM SPREADING IT.
I know Justin, it’s really difficult to comprehend why you’d do something to help someone else when there’s no personal direct benefit
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Outlook will now ignore Windows default browsers and open links in Edge.
This is idiotic. They're just baiting the DOJ at this point.
The revenue from this is at most a rounding error. I swear no one there remembers United States v Microsoft anymore
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@TimFullerton
@williamlegate
My data shows 31% of vaccine resistant folks won’t get it because of a healthcare professional they know says it’s unsafe
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@prchovanec
@darlin
Fun fact, Churchill was completely convinced for his entire life that he saw Lincoln’s ghost during this visit.
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