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@chloeeeugh
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9 years
I don't need to be on a podcast or anything but I would be honoured if someone invited me over and let me speak into a microphone for a bit.
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@jackwaz @benmekler @catsmovie But that also means that a conversation was had about both putting the buttholes in and removing them and to be a fly on that wall.
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@chloeeeugh
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@AlexandraErin @tkag2020_ann @McDonalds They might poison her food because she is a cop and she can't watch the food being made but she still wants other people to make her food while she waits in her car but not for a long time and if she has to wait then she doesn't want the food but she does want the coffee.
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@chloeeeugh
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@KoskionFOX7 @fox7austin Seems like it’s a perfectly safe protest if he feels comfortable enough to sit there and chill out.
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@chloeeeugh
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3 years
@Eve6 It is a highlight of my life that the guy I spent my depressed 8th grade crying to is now my vague socialist hero.
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@tatereeves So much for free speech I guess.
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@GwinnettPd This seems in bad taste considering the state of the world. Like maybe police departments wouldn’t want to be showing off by using their militarized equipment to stalk and harass someone on behalf of a private corporation.
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@chloeeeugh
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3 years
@tommyro1982 @gofundme Are you admitting to foreign interference in Canadian politics?
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@kileymissesari @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 You were throwing up for days beforehand and you still went.
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@Kadiisworld It’s “I’ve never wanted to do this, I did it for you guys for so long, let me leave in peace.”
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@chloeeeugh
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@Caroline_Marie_ … some people are introverts and do like being around a lot of people. That isn’t a moral failing.
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@drewbie18 @hannanimal Why DOESN’T a baby need a towel had this man never seen a baby? BABIES ARE A MESS!!!
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@DaveMcNamee3000 He’s given you more options than he ever gave Christie
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2 years
@Eve6 Ya'lligarchs
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@AlexandraErin @tkag2020_ann @McDonalds Yes, all of that! But, I think what we're seeing here is someone not able to comprehend both the situation in front of her and the world at large and the weight of that crashing down on her and not being competent enough to manage her emotions.
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@chloeeeugh
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@ShelleyGldschmt @benchansfield Is it antisemitic to ban the Chair of the Jewish Studies department from campus?
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@PopCulture2000s I remember thinking this was high art.
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@vickrrm @A_A_Lou Everything I do is capitalized on by corporations, I’m allowed to have a little fun.
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@carterforva Is that where “whistleblower” comes from?
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@JamesOstime I'm pitching Steve and Carrie and I am not backing down.
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3 years
@ConsumerSOS ... I am deep undercover in the zello chats... They seem to think if you say "I do not consent to being arrested" they cannot be arrested... Delicious
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@jpbrammer I made my mom drive me to my running away.
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@cowboylor @Bunnuunuu No it’s Trecky.
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@eclecticbrotha So you admit… breaking into peoples homes and taking them away is a crime?
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@mazzypopstar This is boring.
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@B4DTlM3 Causes she’s a STAR
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2 years
@KeatonPatti NO. I won't let you keep doing this to me! I will become stronger!
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@BeeBabs @kelly__girardi I’ll only tune back in for this and nothing else. They’d be so happy.
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3 years
@TSwiftNZ @Grimezs No, we don't want her.
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2 years
@chrislhayes This is what it’s like being on tinder in your 30s.
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4 years
@joechehly @jackwaz @benmekler @catsmovie You're so right, but hear me out... There was no need to put them there, so somebody had to have suggested the idea of cat butts in the first place... What I want to know is, who fought for cat butts and who ate crow when they took the butts away?!!
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@chloeeeugh
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3 years
@rpopetweets Please tell your GF that Charlotte's kid's school is Constance Billard's from Gossip Girl okay thank you bye!
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@cadlymack Weirdly anti feminist take here.
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@proletarat No it’s not the weed or covid it’s a third thing that is specific to me and me alone!!!
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@lordesbbqribs If you can't handle complicated art that's not the art's fault
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@OnlineAlison This is an episode of Friday Night Lights
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@fred_guttenberg @2tall4u2 @JerrySeinfeld Shame on you for allowing your grief to mutate into violent hatred and support of genocide.
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@DarrellsInbox He’s the perfect reality tv villain. We can’t hate him because we know exactly who he is, and yet everytime he reminds us of who he is, we’re shocked all over again! He’s a once in a lifetime find!
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@Rosetheswift Being rude to people who feel impotent in the face of horror and try to do something, anything, to help, is kind of disgusting. They’re trying something. You’re just judging.
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@chloeeeugh
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@nicolacoughlan This is the only oscars content I care about please give me more.
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@unloversciub Every few years I like to check if they’re still together and they always are. Hero’s.
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@karenfoshay @TeresaWatanabe @MSNBC - gonna report on these outside agitators or nah?
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@chloeeeugh
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I hate hypocrisy so I made this. Free to use however you want.
Tweet media one
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@hayejunt Is this not how we’re supposed to watch all musicals?
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@rilaws Her dad is currently trying to Logan Roy the entire Disney corporation.
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@zachsilberberg Mom killing the punch up game
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@NYPDDaughtry @NYPDnews @Columbia @CityCollegeNY Weird none of the doors in this video have any chains on them?!?!
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@Lyf_is_folklore Oh noooo were her feelings hurt? Poor billionaire who is contractually obligated to stay quiet during a genocide!!! I sure hope her feelings are okay!!!
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@Janetelizabethx @ZackWickham @Dustin_Cone Janet… you come off poorly on TV and also on the internet.
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@LabourPatriot That’s… human trafficking?
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@thebravobabe_ Someone must have told his white collar crimes to the FBI!
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@annevclark Only person willing to lose sleep for work!
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@areyouevenastan @Kadiisworld Oh yeah, you’ve been there for the contract negotiations?
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@fuk_it_tol @carterforva lol yes I know I can Google but sometimes I like to feign human connection by asking questions.
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@alyssalimp You can live off of chips alone... I have done it for ten years, the doctors say its medically miraculous that I am alive and my sweat tastes like salt and vinegar.
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@benmekler Were they singing? Because that's actually a promo for a different movie.
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@GAYLANDTOO Jack Antonoff thinks he’s Dan Nigro
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@shelly2161 @AP It’s happening right now
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I for one will never forgive Tom Sandoval and Rachel Levis for forcing me to ingest 200 episodes of a television show I swore to myself I would never watch.
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@SyedOusman @iMakeArtifacts @JoyAnnReid @EdgeofSports @paraga Dude, you know he bought the idea from someone else right?
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@tricho68 @outsidadgitator Tell me again… What happened around Vietnam?
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@csittenfeld Could be fun if they had to pass it on when they were done. Anyone who had it and passed it could write their names on the inside. Sisterhood of the Traveling Sittenfeld!!!
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@cameron_kasky It looks like when my little brother smacked himself and said "Chloe hit me" so he could get time on the computer.
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@imjdsharp @sur_rules … so? What is she supposed to do? Shirk away and hide? More power to her, taking something so vile and traumatizing and turning it into gold.
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@okimstillhungry I was in my friends basement and there was all the Pepsi I could drink.
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@GreenRangerDon @arakkosuperstar @Peanut_Crunch Criticism of one legit bad woman went from “all woman bad, see” to “ethics in gaming media” to “all women bad, see and also we’re gonna dox/harass them”. The classic online snowball of shitty behaviour that lead to a lot of men feeling like their hatred of women was legitimized.
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@jesuiszachary lol calling yourself a journalist.
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@the7wivesofRH More proof of autismlor lol
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@sellthedip6 @theJagmeetSingh No they’re against Israel
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@acechhh I’m pretty sure her dad was a divorce attorney too. It was a military operation.
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@MediumSizeMeech I think the kids and the dad raise her in a reverse step mom situation.
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@replies_see1 @RussLatino @BuffaloJon1 Yes Russ, which part of that amendment do you disagree with?
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@zachsilberberg This… is a good point actually
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@RhyminTyman @KrisTechConsult @SecretaryPete I’ve never seen idiocy so beautifully written down before. This is poetry.
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@calvinjburke - CAL, I met some missionaries in the park and I was like "I LOVE MORMONS AND MORMON HISTORY" and they were like "what about Mormon history?" and I said "I think it's fascinating that people who spent so long being persecuted would persecute their LGBTQ members."
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@pattyjolicoeur Are you at war with an invading foreign nation, Patrick?
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@getawaycarvic This is what I find SO endearing about him... He genuinely seems like he feels LUCKY to be with her, as he SHOULD be, but it's the first time the fans have seen a guy be PROUD of her. And it's so nice.
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@fairiesirens @t4ehyungay Don’t forget the jaw implants
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@LouisPeitzman If I’m translating correctly, they said “Slay little diva boots down”
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@notfolu @KindaHagi @battymamzelle @HarronWawker Can you.... um... share with me this tumblr post... for... science?
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@cadlymack I saw other people who took issue with this too. She has a name. She may actually be more popular than Garfield with a certain generation. It just seems a tad callous to diminish her work and turn it into a joke. Take the note.
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@calvinjburke Has anyone tried to sneak attack the church? Like, slowly move up and infiltrate the highest ranks getting all them blessings and stuff and then do a "SUPRISE, I guess a gay person CAN receive XYZ AFTERALL?!?"
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@zachsilberberg Thank you it’s very frustrating that no one has mentioned that this is also Jin from lost.
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@VoidWarlock175 @karrankn @ally_sheehan It definitely isn’t but if she’s only doing it post show and the letting it breathe on other days it could be okay. No way she’s not showering after 3 hours!
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@jennyappless @KEBrightbill Neither does America.
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@divxspan @hestonrenick @KoskionFOX7 @fox7austin Seems like the Jewish students there were allowed to come and go as they pleased, as seen in the Fox livestream.
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@jillboard "If you don't like Ellen, I guess you guys don't like lesbians!!"
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@EllieCohanim @NazaninNour Here. So you can avoid it with your own eyes.
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@WSJ ... This isn't about our vaccine mandates that affect Canadian truckers, our Mandates only affect AMERICAN truckers... People in Canada know this is American people using American money to fund an occupation of Canada... Maybe that should be your headline...
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@OKWildlifeDept @AlexBrayATC Can I buy a license in Oklahoma for something just to support you?
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@LongLive1387 It’s gonna be like “I dunno I just made them up and let you guys fill in the blanks!” Lol
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@benitosversion @ev3rhaze … there’s a reason there are no lights in a movie theatre
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@chloeeeugh
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@altNOAA And everybody who wants a gun still has them! People can shoot their little guns on their land or go hunting, we still have all of that! None of that goes away with gun control! The MASS VIOLENCE does!
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