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I believe in vulgar bodysuits,drinking champagne in the shower,🇳🇬,extravagant meals,having a better haircut than you & the #humblebragdiet
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november’s cake is inspired by copenhagen and my distaste for minimalism
gløgg cake feat: mulled white wine cake, apricot caramel, honeycrisp sparkling wine jelly, cardamom blood orange buttercream filling, multicolor mulling spice buttercream
#humblebragdiet
#ayearincakes
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types of vacations I need
- a week to deep clean everything I own, twice
- a week to just sleep, then sleep some more
- a week where I don't speak to anyone
- a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up
- 2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions
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watching y’all complain about expensive & beautiful palette launches knowing full well that my money is safe because idk how to apply eye shadow
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genuinely one of the best fancams of all time, both in content and in form
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luv that this pandemic has made me a toddler in that I am now forced to take a nap whenever I feel overwhelmed with strong emotions about things that are out of my control
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someone born in 2001 should not have a home this beautiful ( but I should because I deserve it)
Wake up and grab your Chamberlain Coffee because Emma Chamberlain's Open Door is finally here.
Step inside the internet sensation's stunning Los Angeles oasis 👉
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would love for someone to do this to my brain
Watched some taffy being pulled on an old machine today and I’m just posting it everywhere because we all need this 10 seconds of calm.
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congratulations white people on getting your "solange bey and jay in the elevator" sized scandal
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I cannot comprehend that this is a picture that was taken in 2022 and not 2002 but...good for them?
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wait y'all....this is an INCREDIBLE wax figure? there is a wendy stan in the waxatorium because it might be the closest resemblance i've seen, and definitely the closest they've gotten with a black woman
Wendy Williams meeting wax Wendy Williams is top-tier Monday morning television.
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the way he’s breaking GENERATIONAL curses*
*spidermen having so much chemistry with their female costars that they accidentally fall in love
“it’s easier being miles flirting with gwen, when I’m looking at hailee”
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I admire Kacey Musgraves because she manages to look SO beautiful and SO bored all the time. It's an incredibly strong aesthetic
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not me but...
What was your harshest rejection?
I’ll go first. One time, a super charming guy I had a crush on took me out to dinner a few times, invited me to a swanky gala, had me over for Thanksgiving, and then introduced me to his buddy as “a girl I wish was my sister”.
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quite bold to meme the fact that you could look around in 2016 and think the stakes weren't high
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shout out to tortilla microwaved with cheese on it, i'm a fancy bitch but you've always been there for me in my times of need
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Less being able to tell the difference because they are all so different, but consuming enough of such a haunted beverage to build a hard seltzer palate?
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annie leibovitz has been on this planet for SEVENTY years and has not learned how to light and photograph black skin. rich, sumptuous browns turn to ash through her lens and she needs to stop getting covers
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u ever think about how aerial cooking vids have become one of the modern visual languages of food media and how rarely the hands shown in demos belong to a visibly brown or black person?
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a cultural shift I wholeheartedly appreciate is every bit of messaging that tells teen girls it’s weird when grown men give them attention and their pitch perfect ability to reject them in embarrassing ways
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nothing brings me more pure, deeply local joy like knowing they didn’t talk for years after shooting the movies but found one another in adulthood and fell in love and got married
my heart can’t handle this halloweentown content
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when y’all gonna realize that treating black women like deities is just another way to keep pretending that we aren’t human
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this is why you don't leave the cursed website,this is the moment for the ones with real fortitude
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anthony bourdain was great in a million ways but I always found comfort in the way he tried to interrogate his place within the culinary establishment and paid respect to the cultures he explored. he let the locals lead+ share and he amplified their voices out of love
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unfortunately I accidentally allowed myself a single thought and it has left me emotionally overwhelmed
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my brain won’t accept that this pic of Zendaya wasn’t actually taken in the 90s, impeccable nostalgia (she’s in S/S ‘93 Prada)
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I sped this up 3x and it cut out a bit of the anticipation of where the video would go but it still manages to be incredibly fucked up
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Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells.
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sorry but the media entity that just blew up one of its most profitable divisions by mistreating and underpaying non-white employees sliding into my insta dms to recruit is...
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this is Jenny Humphrey’s first collection from Gossip Girl
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(It’s an ad telling people to schedule a flu shot and COVID booster together which yes great but the messaging makes… less than no sense)
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I’m so tired of feeling undisciplined and inefficient. Everything takes too long and requires too much effort and I can never get myself to fire on all cylinders to power through it regardless of my approach. I don’t even care about achievement I just want to finish stuff again
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I don’t think i’ll ever get used to the way that this year has just left me feeling so emotionally raw and numb at the same time. always feeling everything and nothing at all
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this hotel 🤝 iphone portrait
mirror mode
helping me achieve
a cyborg-adjacent
ideal of beauty
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this is how I become the joker
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thinking about that “day in the life” video about baking bread for idf soldiers (with the help of corporate donations) and the supposed warm fuzzy feelings of apolitical food
The largest bakery in the Mid-Gaza governorate was attacked last night. As a result, over 100,000 people who relied on this bakery are now without bread. Is a bakery a target? How can this be real?
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how tf are a billionaire and you can’t even get good fillers?
Jeff Bezos says he's "not nervous" as he gets ready to blast off into space tomorrow.
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this is the energy I need my nepotism babies to bring from now on. get that a24 casting hun
Clara McGregor showed up at the red carpet premiere of her latest film
#TheBirthdayCake
despite being in the ER room only half an hour earlier due to a dog bite.
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but when will the safdies realize that he needs his own uncut gems moment?
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to mark the occasion, I have lazily repurposed this content from 2014
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the real villain of this film was this grilled cheese sandwich and nate's insistence that the $8 of jarlsberg it contained was a luxurious indulgence worth treasuring when in reality, jarlsberg alone makes a truly mediocre grilled cheese sandwich
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it amuses me that they were somehow able to appropriate lean, poppers and boba at the same time
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I can’t believe I’ve kept my beef with a certain millennial food wunderkind off the TL for so long that it seems like I’m jumping on the bandwagon, anyway remember in 2018 when she led a very expensive “culinary tour” to vietnam despite being very white
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that moment when you’re listening to j*mes blake and you remember that the songs are about j*meela? it disorients me every time
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oprah doesn't just ask questions, she charts a path when she interviews and it's fucking incredible to watch
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I saw this news about the Mr. & Mrs. Smith reboot while I was walking down the street and literally had to pull myself to the side like I was parking a car because I was absolutely in awe at how bad of a casting decision this is
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the way I’m being FORCED into watching Ginny and Georgia by SAV BHANDARI WITH A BEARD
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the sudden introspection about 90’s/2000’s pop culture images that shaped how millennials related to their bodies then and now is just...so fucking white and myopic
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There should be 30% less chocolate in every chocolate chip cookie. Thank you for your time
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it is always interesting to see white women construct a world view that assumes no one experiences more risk or violence than they do
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No one show this to A24
This is the Ant Death Spiral. Ants end up following the pheromones of one another, and they get stuck like this and eventually they can die of exhaustion.
This is a metaphor for society.
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when u stay ready u dont have to get ready
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And suddenly case for Marcus Scribner (Junior on Blackish) to play teen Prince in a biopic
This ninth-grade photo of Prince appeared in the 1973 yearbook for Bryant Junior High School. See more artifacts from Prince's private collection in
#TheBeautifulOnes
, out now.
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woke up feeling emotionally hung over because of what happened to my emotional support billionaires on tv
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once again feeling emotionally compromised by the concept of “washing dishes nearly every day until I die”
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more black people are gonna get arrested for breaking this newly invoked curfew trying to get home than any of the white people who broke into the capital
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this "anti pharrell" sentiment brewing in stan twitter smells a bit like *sniffs the air* ahistorical antiblackness
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Abercrombie really said “we make clothes for 25-37 year old women now” and I respect it
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Do you ever think about one of the best secondary character love stories of the last decade was Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson as Emma Stone's parents in Easy A??
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@alyssakeiko
mitski said “I feel like I’m being consumed and want to connect with you, maybe you don’t record the entire show” and they said “mitski thinks mentally ill people should suffer”. Common core and tumblr just rotted the brains
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