ᖇYᗩᑎ
@bjorlax_
Followers
1,499
Following
1,026
Media
1,622
Statuses
25,304
illegal graphic design techniques
he/him | 30 | seattle
Joined January 2015
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Supreme Court
• 1491321 Tweets
SCOTUS
• 778959 Tweets
Ronaldo
• 678522 Tweets
Corinthians
• 140750 Tweets
Panamá
• 135914 Tweets
JIN AT PARIS OLYMPICS
• 129673 Tweets
seokjin
• 126460 Tweets
Uruguay
• 117108 Tweets
TORCHBEARER JIN
• 107480 Tweets
PRIDE OF KOREA JIN
• 95574 Tweets
#WWERaw
• 94608 Tweets
Estados Unidos
• 92420 Tweets
Bolivia
• 71042 Tweets
CLAMP
• 69098 Tweets
KADOKAWA
• 59547 Tweets
オスカル
• 52035 Tweets
#CopaAmerica
• 50687 Tweets
Veiga
• 41808 Tweets
レイアース
• 32909 Tweets
#USMNT
• 32672 Tweets
Berhalter
• 29802 Tweets
CONCACAF
• 26112 Tweets
#GiftOfEducation
• 24763 Tweets
ベルばら
• 24438 Tweets
ニコニコ超開示
• 21500 Tweets
Category 5
• 21382 Tweets
ゼンゼロ
• 17508 Tweets
家庭科のドラゴン
• 11038 Tweets
Pulisic
• 10212 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
[NEW BJORLAX]
Bjorlax has turned a new leaf for an exciting new project with some pals.
[more details coming soon]
10
2
94
"It took me a few minutes to design it but it took me 27 years to learn how to design it in a few minutes" -me, on how long it took to put this together
6
93
4K
@allmydads
We will definitely take this feedback into consideration in the next round of revisions
0
2
1K
I saw Tyler last night and I apologized for missing his call the other day cause I was napping, and he said “no you weren’t, you were playing Apex and I know that cause I took this photo of you while outside your apartment”
23
15
349
playing animal crossing on the gamecube as a 9-10 year old really had a big influence on the kind of person I would eventually become. For example, whenever its raining IRL, I like to spin my umbrella just a little and think “just like animal crossing”
0
50
319
If Twitter collapses, I think it should be replaced with drinking a beer at the lake with your friends
7
36
266
found some extremely good posts in the “strictly platonic” category of craiglist tonight
2
129
245
@JoyceCarolOates
“While there is a lower class, I am in it, while there is a criminal element, I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.” -Eugene Debs
2
22
253
For anyone thats curious, I called the school back and left a message saying they got the wrong number but that we are also proud of Monya !
1
0
251
For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh.
Just sayin’.
14K
5K
43K
0
29
186
what extra do you think you would be in a western movie? I would be a guy who gets shot while on his horse and then the horse runs out of town with my body dragging behind it
49
16
176
Please God let me taste one
1
21
163
my dad stole one of these burger lights from a mcdonalds drive thru when he was in highschool and we still have it. american families just dont get this anymore
1
2
159
(Left) Spongebob Squarepants
(Right) Francisco Goya- Boy Staring at an Apparition
0
67
150
@coopercooperco
Realized for the first time today that his name is even included in the opening credits now
0
0
147
I have been busy working all day, havent had time to eat, and the only food I have in my apartment is these fuckin at&t cookies
2
0
144
My girlfriend’s apartment has a camera on the callbox but i didnt know she had an app that showed the history of calls, and she just sent me all these photos lmao
4
0
139
not enough bands these days are writing music about crops or topsoil
8
19
133
3
8
138
As of today, your good pal Bjorlax has been offered a full-time position as Visual Interaction Designer !
25
0
132
I would love nothing more for my phone to look and feel like a combination of these images
2
11
129
Fun Ripley Fact: she was a stray when I adopted her and we only had a rough estimate of her age, so I consider all of February to be her birthday. Happy 8th birthday Ripley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16
0
132
biggest self own Ive ever done was go to a friend’s birthday beach party that happened to be on the same day as my birthday. no one knew it was my birthday too and they all sang him happy birthday
4
1
124
My Famicase 2021 entry: Dash
A high-speed, illegal, dash racing game set in the year of 2121.
organized by
@meteor_club
#famicase
#famicase2021
11
16
120
@austin_walker
@nataliewatson
What’s stopping us from making our own dewgarita..... taking control of our own destiny......
3
2
116
Happy 7th birthday to Ripley, my precious angel sent down from Heaven above :-)
10
1
114
the new funny prank is telling people about a date you went on one time but you just tell the Jurassic Park scene where Newman dies instead
1
24
100
3
2
107
Fuck I’m stressing because someone from coastal health just called me personally and told me i need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a big juicy ass. Send this to 5 hoes u think might be infected
6
7
105
She wouldn’t stay still for a photo so here’s a still frame of Ripley wearing a Waddle Dee hat
6
0
98
WHAAAT THE FUUUUUUCK
12
1
102
@GRRLmusic
I wish I could experience even a quarter of the emotions this man is going through here
0
1
97
Just got off the phone and yup, it’s official, I’m the CEO of Smuckers now
4
0
98
I got laid off on wednesday which was a bummer but whats been especially difficult is my bio being “everyday I am held at gunpoint to do graphic design” now feeling dishonest
14
0
92
went to Costco earlier and a group of dudes all said “lets fuckin goooo” when they got their pizza in the foodcourt
6
2
93
Thinkin about how regardless of warnings the future doesnt scare me at all 👍
6
18
90
i moved into a new apartment today and its so wonderful and perfect ans im so happy
7
0
89
Today is the day... thats right baby. Its Beedle the Big Baby Boy’s 2nd bday!!!!
18
4
88
I have drank exactly one glass of red wine on an empty stomach and now Im ready to propose to literally anyone
5
1
89
Incredible night to be Online tonight. We all suffer for months on end throughh dogshit miserable posting in hopes of witnessing a moment even half as good as this. Glad to be sharing it all with you
3
0
91
