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the purest example of "good american values" is when the diner makes too much milkshake and gives you the extra in a metal cup on the side
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masculine behavior isn't smoking cigars or gaining muscle mass. it's getting hopelessly, life-ruiningly addicted to online chess
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yakult-man is important to me
Yakult‘s mascot, Yakult-Man, is here to save everyone's stomach from bad bacteria.
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the “haha, im trying things” to “oh, im doing things” pipeline is an expeditious one when you allow yourself to be brave
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i went to cute princess island and everyone said you're a regular there
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life got better when i committed to believing in its potential to be good
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eating alone so they gave me a moomin to keep me company and brought out two glasses of water 🥺
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insane to me that people can live into adulthood without learning that you need to *ask questions* in order to keep a conversation going
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it's miffy's birthday! one time i drove 14 hours round trip by myself just to go to the miffy cafe (and i would do it again)
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joy looks good on everyone :)
"she's so cute" and it's just a woman with a big smile
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i am tired of "tofu" and "mochi" and "momo"
name your dog CLAM CHOWDER. BOLOGNESE. CORNBREAD.
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i no longer collect physical things but i do collect photos of them
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there's no shortage of interesting people. the limiting factor is how open people are to sharing their interestingness
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"i'm afraid of commitment" is a vague, catchy punchline that fails to meaningfully capture any number of the specific fears you actually harbor, all of which are likely far more descriptive, revealing, and closer to what you're actually trying to communicate (and resolve)
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on sunny days, i go out walking / i end up on a tree-lined street / i look up at the gaps of sunlight / i miss you more than anything
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whenever people are like "i don't ask for help because i don't need it" i'm like, then imagine how powerful you'd be if you accepted some anyway
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you're a person, not a museum!!! if you're not interacting with the things you own, perhaps it is time to release them! free yourself from clutter! free yourself from mindless consumerism!!!!!!
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indigo dyeing at 1 of 10 all-natural indigo studios left in japan!!!! so cool ✂️🧵👖
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SF is a dystopia where someone making 500k+/year and a starbucks barista can be in the same friend group and everyone just collectively ignores the insane wealth gap in order to more fully enjoy their mimosas
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someone staying at my guesthouse caught a fish so everyone gets to have sashimi for breakfast 😋
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girls in asian greek will drive three hours to slap franzia with pimply boys in supreme, but won’t spend 15 minutes educating themselves on why being a fan of YG doesn’t mean they’re allowed to say the n word /:
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if miffy willed me to die, i would have no choice but to simply comply
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if you base your personality around overcoming adversity, part of you will desire to maintain the illusion of struggle (even when it's not there) in order to protect that facet of your self-perception
in addition to resistance/fortitude, make sure to cultivate unblemished joy
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sometimes i touch grass. sometimes i touch screen. either way, touch is good
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so silly that maintaining eye contact can be misinterpreted as flirting. like , my bad for having eyes i guess
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being vocal about wanting love is kinda like using the #.opentowork badge on linkedin... sometimes you gotta welcome a little embarrassment to get what you need
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work/life balance is a silly phrase. all of it is life (and living well takes work)
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in the grand scheme of things, nothing matters. however i dont live in the grand scheme of things. i live in the right now and right now i need Soup
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i am eating a fancy bagel in jingumae and i am here to tell you it's all going to be okay. in fact, it already is 🙂
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my grad photographer carried me around so i didn't have to walk. 5 stars
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thanks for showing up to support me even when you're the only black guy there 🖤
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at least 1/2 of rizz is just knowing how to employ effective scheduling techniques
❌"do you want to do something later?"
✅"do you want to grab dinner here at 7 pm?"
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i don't refrain from commenting on global conflict because i'm apolitical or uncaring. i refrain from commenting because i do not speak when i don't know what i'm talking about. this maneuver is accessible to you too
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san francisco is so so good, especially when you smile at strangers and embrace your transit line. the weather is always light jacket in the morning that needs to be taken off by mid-afternoon. i live in walking distance of 300 restaurants. matcha costs $8 and i pay it happily.
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i'm going to stop being ashamed about being new to things. of course i'm new to things. i'm 22 years old. i JUST got here!
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men be like "i'm so into clothes" then pull up in a uniqlo fleece and vans
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“Big Things Coming” Says Man About To Guilt Close Friends Into Supporting His Clothing Brand
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being able to *choose* your job is a luxury. i wish we lived in an economic system that made it possible to wait out periods of unemployment rather than feeling pressured to take the first half-decent offer
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