Three Bean Salad Podcast
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From @mrmikewozniak @henrypaker & @benpartridge . Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listeners. threebeansaladpod @gmail .com
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We won Best Podcast at the
@chortle
awards last night which is a nice surprise! A big thank you to everyone who voted for us. We feel like Jesse Plemons must have felt in 2015 when he won the Critics' Choice Television Award for Best Supporting Actor In A Movie/Miniseries.
Chortle Awards 2024 results. Winners include James Acaster,
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@johnsfurcoat
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@JoeLycett
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@paddyisyoung
, Sam Campbell,
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@ViggoVenn
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Thanks to everyone who listened and got involved in 2022. A quiet year for Sperbs but let's never be complacent.
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Thanks to Swanage Museum for giving Mike time off to record the podcast every week.
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Apologies, this year’s Three Bean Advent Calendar is one day late owing to global supply chain issues.
Day 1 is… a small brown bird!
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This is huge. Huge. 🫘🫘🫘
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Nice to find ourselves at number 2 on the Apple comedy podcast charts today. We've finally vanquished Peter Crouch, which is all we've ever set out to do.
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Thanks to everone who came to the live show or who joined the livestream. We had a lovely time.
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Happy Valentine's Day everyone. Remember, there's a hotshot Deutsche Bank executive 25 years your senior out there for every each and every one of you. ❤️
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A clip from "Eggs". Benjamin asks why Pompeii is more famous than Herculaneum.
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Thanks to
@thetimes
for featuring us in today's paper alongside lots of other excellent podcasts. Now we're in the paper of record maybe we'll finally get some attention from Tom Stoppard, William Blake, John Grisham and the rest of the London Library lot.
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What's that you can hear in the distance? Could it be the bean machine? Whirring and sputtering and tearing flesh from bone? Series two starts tomorrow!
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The Beans are back! Experience them as you never have before! (eg by wearing an old jumper you'd forgotten you owned while listening. The show itself is much the same).
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Assume the position! The Beans are back and series 3 begins with a hop, a skip, a jump and a triple lutz with reverse pike as we tackle "Exercise":
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It’s…
The infant Ben sitting on a swan’s egg!
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Soon every menu will look like this. And who will be looking at that menu? Another crab.
the set menu at the booker pre-awards dinners are normally very seafood heavy but this goes above & beyond, especially the choice of mains
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The beans are blushing ! We are very grateful to
@greg_jenner
for this lovely write up in the Radio Times. Thanks Greg, may Sperbs never darken your threshold and may you live long enough to see your grandchildren grown up into healthy crabs.
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What's that you can smell? The unmistakable aroma of freshly ground beans?
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Thanks to everyone who came to our live show at
@LondonPodFest
on the weekend. Lots of fun. The stream remains watchable and tickets buyable until Saturday here:
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It’s…
A lovely pair of Chicken Leather Trousers !
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Here he comes it's your old friend Neil,
he lives his life with uncommon zeal.
His favourite drink is lemon soda,
And he drives a silver Skoda...
Listening to
@beansaladpod
whilst driving yesterday and this car pulled out in front.
Immediate and impenetrable jingle earworm for the remaining 3 hours home.
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As referenced in this week's episode, it's Carrie's pet rat!
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Get your chicken leather trousers on because the beans are back. Series two starts with a bang as we grapple with the slippery world of condiments.
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It’s…
The Child With The Three Onion Birthmark
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This has been noted.
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A visual companion to this week's letters section.
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If you listen to this week's episode, there is a point where the beans make reference to this tweet and this extraordinary bird. It will be a useful visual aid. Enjoy.
@beansaladpod
Sure, rheas are undeniably enticing, but secretary birds are the real dark enchantresses of the bird world. Legs for days, lashes to die for, can kill a small antelope.
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👇👇👇
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🎄🎄🎄
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Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of our Irish listeners. Why not enjoy a pint of creamy, creamy Guinness?
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As referenced in this week's Castles episode, here is listener Anna's penguin friend in South Georgia.
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Life is not all beer and skittles. It is also beans:
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Pompidou 🙏
I have just been here and murmured the word ‘Pompidou’ to the waiter. He nodded meaningfully. It bloody worked
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New Film Corner episode now up on Patreon for Pinto and Sean Bean patrons. The beans discuss the Chalamet worm epic, Dune 2.
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Butter your perineum, saddle up and put on your clickety-clackety shoes: it's time for bicycles.
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New beans, fresh and hot from the mothership. This week's theme is ALIENS! 👽👽👽👽👽👽
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All of these birds will tear your heart out both physically and metaphorically.
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Soft and gentle and wise and kind... 🚀🐱
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Spring is upon us. Feast your eyes on the bare-knuckle boxing hares, feast your back upon a carpet of bluebells and feast your ears on fresh, spring beans:
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Doesn't bear thinking about.
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Hoist the poop deck and clench the futtocks! This week's bilge is all (ish) about the RMS Titanic. It is also the last episode of the series but fear not - we shall rise again like an old lady's brooch.
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Thanks to everyone who came to our show today at
@machcomedyfest
. If nothing else, we all learned a lot about how to milk a sheep. 🐑
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We're back! Get your teeth into this*: (*wordplay)
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Hello! Due to a colossal admin error (it's tempting to blame Sperbs here but it's 100%
@benpartridge
's fault) we think we've lost some of the theme tunes that have been sent in. If you've sent one in and it hasn't been used yet, please re-send! Let the bollockings rain down.
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This is huge.
@beansaladpod
@benpartridge
I don’t mean to alarm you unnecessarily but it appears that “three beans” may be introduced as an official emoji. I’m not sure what implications this has, but maybe a good topic to discuss.
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In this week's episode, the Beans discuss classic movie musicals.
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Get edified bean-style with this definitive episode on "Museums".
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Thanks to everyone who came to our not four, not five, but THREE live shows at
@LondonPodFest
.
All three shows are available to watch on demand here for 6 days:
Photos by Viktor Erik Emanuel/Kings Place
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Peloton need to turn around their sales figures? You've got to wonder whether they've considered advertising on one of the UK's premier lukewarm banter podcasts.
Peloton sees dip in shares as demand for exercise bikes winds down
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New beans: includes the hotly anticipated and high altitude release of the brand new Bluebell jingle.
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The podcast seems to have been taken down by Apple Podcasts? We can only assume Sperbs is involved somehow. We'll keep you posted.
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Official Three Bean merch is coming very soon, but regrettably none of it will be as good as this Bean Beanie. 👨🎤
While we await official
@beansaladpod
merch, may I present the idea that has been running around my mind for weeks:
The Bean Beanie!
*if you didn’t read that in the style of David Bowie I’m afraid we can’t be friends
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"How do goblins feel about marriage?", "Do goblins wear socks?", "What would a goblin put in a sandwich?". Just a few of the many questions we leave for our listeners to tackle in their own time. That's right, this week's topic is goblins.
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Of course an AI denies the existence of Sperbs.
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This week's topic is "Biscuits"! How do you listen to yours?
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