Struggling to keep my feet on the ground here. Big, big love for all the retweets.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Wow. Ok, you've earned the video. We've all earned the video.
Here is an unboxing thing I made with
@henrypaker
Apparently it's what us authors do in the run up to publication day (9th Nov). The book's better than the promo as it's full of funny drawings.
#comicbook
Preorders & tickets to book signing's ⬇️
What's that lurking in the shadows dressed as a Victorian admiral looking at a glowing pocket watch? A ghost?????? No, it's a new episode of Three Bean Salad!
Book chat!
@gillinghamjoe
and I will be nattering about our new book
@KingsPlace
on Friday 1st December at 7:30 pm, literally yards from a Pret A Manger.
Spring is upon us. Feast your eyes on the bare-knuckle boxing hares, feast your back upon a carpet of bluebells and feast your ears on fresh, spring beans:
Today I released the 100th episode of
@beefanddairy
. That's an episode a month, every month, for over EIGHT YEARS. Mad. I still love making it. Thanks to everyone who listens and to everyone who has been on it.
KAY’S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE is out today! Written by the amazing
@amateuradam
and illustrated by me ! Why not buy 3 copies and splay them on a work surface ?
Bean me tender, bean me sweet
Never let me go.
Beans have made my life complete,
And I love beans so.
Bean me tender, bean me true,
All my beans fulfilled.
For, my darling, I love beans
And I always beans.
It's TUESDAY & we're back with a bang. Joining us for the drivel sesh is one of the beans from
@beansaladpod
@henrypaker
Henry does exceptionally good drivel (and drawings)
He did the illustrations in
@gillinghamjoe
new book which are ace 🙌
Download ➡️
Delighted to announce the birth of a new podcast ! 👶 🎤
Featuring
@mrmikewozniak
@benpartridge
and me, wrestling with topics suggested by the listeners. First up: ‘Posters’
@beansaladpod
There’s a sneak peak of Kay’s Marvellous Medicine in today’s Sunday Times Magazine ! It’s the 2nd book I’ve illustrated by the supreme
@amateuradam
, out on 30th September ! It’s all about medical history and it’s great!!
💀 📜 🫁 ⚔️ 🧠 🏰 🫀🧙♂️💊👑💉
Hullo! A mini tour extension of Zusa is afoot early next year. Tickets for London (where we're recording it for a little audio album doncha know oooooh!) available today at High Noon, tickets for Newbury available tomorrow, all the rest available NOW!
AMY GETS EATEN is out now !
@amateuradam
wrote it ! I illustrated it! It’s about how one minute you can be a piece of sweetcorn hanging out on a pizza and the next you can be tumbling through a digestive tract! Give it to a small young person (child)
I'm THRILLED to reveal the cover of the most disgusting children's book of the year... KAY'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE - a gross and gruesome history of the human body. Out on 30th Sept - click to pre-order, or head to your lovely local bookshop!
New kids book by
@amateuradam
and illustrated by me! Learn the terrifying truth about toasters and toilets… Out this Thursday and available in various places.
Delighted that
@amateuradam
and I have been nominated for a National Book Award, for Kay’s Incredible Inventions! Congrats to everyone on the shortlist!
@WorldBookDayUK
is brilliant for many reasons not least because it helps thousands of children to own their very first book! Delighted to have got the chance to illustrate one of them this year, written by
@amateuradam
❤️ 📚 😊
Joe Wilkinson: My Autobiography (illustrated by me) is out today! I hope you like it because it took absolutely ages.
Buy it from your local bookshop or use this link:
My Autobiography is out today ! Lucky it's also 'National Autobiographies That Aren't True Day'. 🙌
Hope you enjoy the book !
@HenryPaker
did the brilliant illustrations (& directed this video).
Available now in the big & little bookshops & online.
Last week’s Three Bean Salad still tastes fresh!
In it we took an irreverent 😉 look at lizards
🦎 🦎 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
With co-beans
@mrmikewozniak
and
@benpartridge
Announcement! Are you 3 to 5 years old? Great! The first picture book from me and
@HenryPaker
is out in Feb. It's called AMY GETS EATEN. It's about digestion and poo, told by a piece of sweetcorn called Amy, and you can pre-order it if you like.
"How do goblins feel about marriage?", "Do goblins wear socks?", "What would a goblin put in a sandwich?". Just a few of the many questions we leave for our listeners to tackle in their own time. That's right, this week's topic is goblins.
Who is the greatest living artist of our time? (is just one of the questions we don't go anywhere near in the latest episode which is all about portraiture):
KAY'S INCREDIBLE INVENTIONS by me and
@HenryPaker
is out today! And here's an animation to prove it. I think it's our best kids' book yet – 440 pages crammed full of everything ever invented. Head to a lovely bookshop or to a website, such as this one.