Henry Paker
@HenryPaker
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Comedian, writer, cartoonist. One bean of @beansaladpod INSTA henrypaker Voice rep: https://t.co/ks9Ku9FuCz
London
Joined October 2009
Struggling to keep my feet on the ground here. Big, big love for all the retweets.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Wow. Ok, you've earned the video. We've all earned the video.
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My new chef’s knife has been a real game changer in the kitchen
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The choice of Haribo in France makes me properly ashamed to be British. Properly ashamed.
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Ask not for whom Bluebell tolls…because she is a cat.
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Wouldn’t It Bean Nice.
Come with us and surf on the perfect lukewarm wave. Gnarly!.
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A guy I know got bitten by a spider in Tasmania and six months later his arm swelled up and three beans fell out.
Apparently a friend of a friend listened to this podcast and the next day their brain exploded.
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I’ve done a book with @gillinghamjoe and it’s every bit as exciting as this video suggests. Preorder here !
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Do you dream of running away to join the Beans ?.
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All I’m saying is come along to one of our meetings and judge for yourself.
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Really proud of this film we made.
Here is an unboxing thing I made with @henrypaker Apparently it's what us authors do in the run up to publication day (9th Nov). The book's better than the promo as it's full of funny drawings. #comicbook . Preorders & tickets to book signing's ⬇️
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You look like you’ve seen a bean.
What's that lurking in the shadows dressed as a Victorian admiral looking at a glowing pocket watch? A ghost?????? No, it's a new episode of Three Bean Salad!.
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A rising tide lifts all beans.
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We’re gonna get medieval on your ears.
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Old MacDonald had a bean.
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Bean me up.
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Those beans belong in a museum!.
Instead of using your ears for this one, use a tiny brush.
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Pull up the drawbridge and listen to the Beans.
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Tough on beans, tough on the causes of beans.
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This weekend I suggest you get a box of wine and binge watch Neil.
New episode of Three Bean Salad right here unless that Neil's got anything to do with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Three Bean Salad is rich in vitamin C.
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Beans, turn to the left.Beans, turn to the right.Ooh beans.
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Once upon a time there were three little Beans. .
Have you ever pushed an old woman into her oven? Or has your grandmother been eaten by a wolf? Then this is the podcast for you!.
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It LOOKS like Three Bean Salad but IS IT REALLY Three Bean Salad??.
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This week’s podcast pairs very nicely with last week’s podcast.
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Fleshy, spore-bearing banter.
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Betwixtmas can be a confusing time, so let’s talk about rats.
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Listen to this on a grassy knoll.
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Kind of Bean.
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In space no one can hear your lukewarm banter.
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So proud @amateuradam and I won Best Picture Book last night for Amy Gets Eaten @theweekjunior book awards ! A great night with great fellow nominees ! (I ate a piece of sweetcorn at the beginning of the night to internally recreate our epic tale, possibly why we won) 🏆 🌽 💩.
In a triumph for books about a piece of sweetcorn passing through a child’s digestive tract, AMY GETS EATEN nabs Picture Book of the Year at @theweekjunior book awards. A joyous evening celebrating the importance of books (& poo). Congrats to all the brilliant shortlisted books!.
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Thar she beans.
Behold! The might of the oceans and the might of podcasting are at one!
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How do you like your beans?.
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Book chat! @gillinghamjoe and I will be nattering about our new book @KingsPlace on Friday 1st December at 7:30 pm, literally yards from a Pret A Manger.
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We went there. Again.
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The spring has sprung, the chaffinch has sung, and fresh beans we have brung.
Spring is upon us. Feast your eyes on the bare-knuckle boxing hares, feast your back upon a carpet of bluebells and feast your ears on fresh, spring beans:
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Remember, remember, the 15th of January, when this podcast about Guy Fawkes was released.
Three Bean Salad: infecting your ears with knowledge (as opposed to viruses or mushrooms and such).
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@benpartridge We also now live in a world where the actor who played Sick Boy in Trainspotting is playing John Major
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Add pasta to a pan of lukewarm water, leave it for 1.5 hours, then throw it away.
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KAY’S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE is out today! Written by the amazing @amateuradam and illustrated by me ! Why not buy 3 copies and splay them on a work surface ?
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Beeftacular.
Today I released the 100th episode of @beefanddairy. That's an episode a month, every month, for over EIGHT YEARS. Mad. I still love making it. Thanks to everyone who listens and to everyone who has been on it.
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Beanhouse Beans.
Bean me tender, bean me sweet .Never let me go. Beans have made my life complete, .And I love beans so. Bean me tender, bean me true,.All my beans fulfilled. For, my darling, I love beans .And I always beans.
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Slow release beans.
Audio-Oats keep those podcast hunger pangs away for longer.
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Had a lot of fun farting about with the Chatabix boys.
It's TUESDAY & we're back with a bang. Joining us for the drivel sesh is one of the beans from @beansaladpod @henrypaker . Henry does exceptionally good drivel (and drawings).He did the illustrations in @gillinghamjoe new book which are ace 🙌. Download ➡️
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The name’s Bean.
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Life’s a bean.
Three Bean Salad: kicking sand in the face of suppression with the flip-flops of truth.
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Delighted to announce the birth of a new podcast ! 👶 🎤 .Featuring @mrmikewozniak @benpartridge and me, wrestling with topics suggested by the listeners. First up: ‘Posters’.@beansaladpod
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Could the Large Hadron Collider accelerate beans to the speed of light ?.
Do you have doorbell or dash-cam footage of a Higgs-Boson? Get in touch!
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Is it too late to say Happy New Beans ?.
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Never complain, never explain, never say anything that starts ‘My penis was oscillating’.
Hahahaha oh my God.
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Kelly Vivanco @verpabunny is an amazing artist who does fantastic illustrations to accompany eps of @beansaladpod I particularly love this latest one….
@beansaladpod One ticket for the Flow State Existential Circus please. Show notes (in pencil this time wot):
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JUST BEAN IT.
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Absolutely love this.
"Diamond Harbour - Sounds like a great setting for a soap opera. ". Audio: #beansaladpod .Animation: #grindletoons. #ThreeBeanSalad #ThreeBeanSaladPodcast #madewithspine #animation #animated #2Danimator #cartoon #podcast .@BeanSaladPod @MrMikeWozniak @HenryPaker @BenPartridge
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Three Bean Salad Podcast is back ! Series 2 starts with a saucy number featuring, as always, co-beans @mrmikewozniak and @benpartridge.
Get your chicken leather trousers on because the beans are back. Series two starts with a bang as we grapple with the slippery world of condiments.
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BEAN ATTACK !!!.
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If you haven’t seen this show you must ! It’s a beauty.
Hullo! A mini tour extension of Zusa is afoot early next year. Tickets for London (where we're recording it for a little audio album doncha know oooooh!) available today at High Noon, tickets for Newbury available tomorrow, all the rest available NOW!
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There’s a sneak peak of Kay’s Marvellous Medicine in today’s Sunday Times Magazine ! It’s the 2nd book I’ve illustrated by the supreme @amateuradam, out on 30th September ! It’s all about medical history and it’s great!!.💀 📜 🫁 ⚔️ 🧠 🏰 🫀🧙♂️💊👑💉
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AMY GETS EATEN is out now ! @amateuradam wrote it ! I illustrated it! It’s about how one minute you can be a piece of sweetcorn hanging out on a pizza and the next you can be tumbling through a digestive tract! Give it to a small young person (child)
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Floss daily, bean weekly.
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Deep and crisps and even.
Three Bean Salad for crucial and fearless podcasting. This week: Crisps.
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@benpartridge @matthewcr You were supposed to use that to do the ‘signing the cheque’ mime at the end of the meal you fool!.
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Excitement! I’ve illustrated another children’s book by @amateuradam and it’s out very soon!.
I'm THRILLED to reveal the cover of the most disgusting children's book of the year. KAY'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE - a gross and gruesome history of the human body. Out on 30th Sept - click to pre-order, or head to your lovely local bookshop!
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This weekend, choose Kerrigan’s.
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New kids book by @amateuradam and illustrated by me! Learn the terrifying truth about toasters and toilets… Out this Thursday and available in various places.
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Shhhhhhh.
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Had a lot of fun doing this pod with the superb Margaret Cabourn-Smith. We went to some really dark places but I always felt held. @CrushedbyMCS .
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Have you had your Beans ?.
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Fresh beans ! 🎸 🎷 🎶.
To celebrate Glitch Week, today's "Musical Instruments" episode features an unparalleled technical catastrophe. Not for the faint hearted.
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Delighted that @amateuradam and I have been nominated for a National Book Award, for Kay’s Incredible Inventions! Congrats to everyone on the shortlist!.
@yomiadegoke @RGalbraith @lisajewelluk @Freida_McFadden @4thEstateBooks @HarperCollinsUK @LittleBrownUK @WFHowes @centurybooksuk @PenguinUKBooks @cstone_press @bookouture @KidsBloomsbury @BooksSphere @StevenBartlett @RealDMitchell @ThisisPartridge @SirPatStew @EburyPublishing @Octopus_Books @MichaelJBooks @TransworldBooks @orionbooks @simonschusterUK @HachetteAudioUK @annabelwriter @RavenaGuron @RealMattLucas @hurrahforgin @theweekjunior @simonkids_UK @Usborne @FarshoreBooks @PuffinBooks @timbudgen @AliceOseman @CherieZamazing @jamiesmart @scholasticuk @HachetteUK @DFB_storyhouse @phoenixcomicuk @AndersenPress Introducing our shortlistees for Children's Non-Fiction @sathnam & Jen Khatun, @mariaisabelsanchezvegara & Matt Hunt, Leon Diop, Briana Fitzsimons & Jessica Louis, Atinuke & Kingsley Nebechi, @amateuradam & @HenryPaker, and Peter Lantos 🌟. Discover the lists:
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Shiver me beans.
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@WorldBookDayUK is brilliant for many reasons not least because it helps thousands of children to own their very first book! Delighted to have got the chance to illustrate one of them this year, written by @amateuradam ❤️ 📚 😊
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Bean.
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Joe Wilkinson: My Autobiography (illustrated by me) is out today! I hope you like it because it took absolutely ages. Buy it from your local bookshop or use this link: .
My Autobiography is out today ! Lucky it's also 'National Autobiographies That Aren't True Day'. 🙌. Hope you enjoy the book ! @HenryPaker did the brilliant illustrations (& directed this video). Available now in the big & little bookshops & online.
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Delighted to have contributed to this beefy goodness 🥩 🐄 🥩 🐄.
New episode out today! And there's a lot going on in celebration of BRITISH BUSINESS SUCCESS. Interview with Phosphorus Brother @SunilDPatel! .The return of Paul Shilpott! (@HenryPaker).Entrepreneurs! (@LadyLasholina @LouRobb @hesmygirl).
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Take an incredible journey back in time to last Wednesday, when this podcast came out….
This week: a topic that has addled brains across the ages. But has it addled beans? It's Time Travel!
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Devastated to hear about @garethrichards Such a gifted, funny, clever, silly, warm and wonderful man. RIP xxx.
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Hugely excited about this !.
Announcement! Are you 3 to 5 years old? Great! The first picture book from me and @HenryPaker is out in Feb. It's called AMY GETS EATEN. It's about digestion and poo, told by a piece of sweetcorn called Amy, and you can pre-order it if you like.
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Last week’s Three Bean Salad still tastes fresh! .In it we took an irreverent 😉 look at lizards.🦎 🦎 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎.With co-beans @mrmikewozniak and @benpartridge.
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Steaming hot beans!.
This week's topic is "Biscuits"! How do you listen to yours?
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The sun’s out! It’s the weekend! We’ve done a podcast about goblins!.
"How do goblins feel about marriage?", "Do goblins wear socks?", "What would a goblin put in a sandwich?". Just a few of the many questions we leave for our listeners to tackle in their own time. That's right, this week's topic is goblins.
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Alien vs Beans.
New beans, fresh and hot from the mothership. This week's theme is ALIENS! 👽👽👽👽👽👽
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Creamy creamy beans.
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Hot fresh beans !.
Get edified bean-style with this definitive episode on "Museums".
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I meant to write Beancano but will leave this tweet up as a warning.
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Bean Day comes around again so fast !.
Who is the greatest living artist of our time? (is just one of the questions we don't go anywhere near in the latest episode which is all about portraiture):
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