Henry Paker
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Comedian, writer, cartoonist. One bean of @beansaladpod INSTA henrypaker Voice rep:
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Struggling to keep my feet on the ground here. Big, big love for all the retweets.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Wow. Ok, you've earned the video. We've all earned the video.
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My new chef’s knife has been a real game changer in the kitchen
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The choice of Haribo in France makes me properly ashamed to be British. Properly ashamed.
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Ask not for whom Bluebell tolls…because she is a cat.
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Wouldn’t It Bean Nice
Come with us and surf on the perfect lukewarm wave. Gnarly!
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A guy I know got bitten by a spider in Tasmania and six months later his arm swelled up and three beans fell out.
Apparently a friend of a friend listened to this podcast and the next day their brain exploded.
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I’ve done a book with
@gillinghamjoe
and it’s every bit as exciting as this video suggests. Preorder here !
This is a promo for my comic book autobiography.
@henrypaker
the illustrator appears in it.
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Do you dream of running away to join the Beans ?
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All I’m saying is come along to one of our meetings and judge for yourself.
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Really proud of this film we made
Here is an unboxing thing I made with
@henrypaker
Apparently it's what us authors do in the run up to publication day (9th Nov). The book's better than the promo as it's full of funny drawings.
#comicbook
Preorders & tickets to book signing's ⬇️
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You look like you’ve seen a bean
What's that lurking in the shadows dressed as a Victorian admiral looking at a glowing pocket watch? A ghost?????? No, it's a new episode of Three Bean Salad!
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Old MacDonald had a bean
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Pull up the drawbridge and listen to the Beans
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Tough on beans, tough on the causes of beans.
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This weekend I suggest you get a box of wine and binge watch Neil
New episode of Three Bean Salad right here unless that Neil's got anything to do with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We’re gonna get medieval on your ears.
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Bean me up.
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Beans, turn to the left
Beans, turn to the right
Ooh beans
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Three Bean Salad is rich in vitamin C
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It LOOKS like Three Bean Salad but IS IT REALLY Three Bean Salad??
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Once upon a time there were three little Beans...
Have you ever pushed an old woman into her oven? Or has your grandmother been eaten by a wolf? Then this is the podcast for you!
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This week’s podcast pairs very nicely with last week’s podcast.
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Listen to this on a grassy knoll
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In space no one can hear your lukewarm banter
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Thar she beans
Behold! The might of the oceans and the might of podcasting are at one!
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We went there. Again.
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Book chat!
@gillinghamjoe
and I will be nattering about our new book
@KingsPlace
on Friday 1st December at 7:30 pm, literally yards from a Pret A Manger.
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How do you like your beans?
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The spring has sprung, the chaffinch has sung, and fresh beans we have brung.
Spring is upon us. Feast your eyes on the bare-knuckle boxing hares, feast your back upon a carpet of bluebells and feast your ears on fresh, spring beans:
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@benpartridge
We also now live in a world where the actor who played Sick Boy in Trainspotting is playing John Major
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Beeftacular
Today I released the 100th episode of
@beefanddairy
. That's an episode a month, every month, for over EIGHT YEARS. Mad. I still love making it. Thanks to everyone who listens and to everyone who has been on it.
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KAY’S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE is out today! Written by the amazing
@amateuradam
and illustrated by me ! Why not buy 3 copies and splay them on a work surface ?
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Had a lot of fun farting about with the Chatabix boys
It's TUESDAY & we're back with a bang. Joining us for the drivel sesh is one of the beans from
@beansaladpod
@henrypaker
Henry does exceptionally good drivel (and drawings)
He did the illustrations in
@gillinghamjoe
new book which are ace 🙌
Download ➡️
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Slow release beans
Audio-Oats keep those podcast hunger pangs away for longer.
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Beanhouse Beans
Bean me tender, bean me sweet
Never let me go.
Beans have made my life complete,
And I love beans so.
Bean me tender, bean me true,
All my beans fulfilled.
For, my darling, I love beans
And I always beans.
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The name’s Bean.
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Delighted to announce the birth of a new podcast ! 👶 🎤
Featuring
@mrmikewozniak
@benpartridge
and me, wrestling with topics suggested by the listeners. First up: ‘Posters’
@beansaladpod
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Is it too late to say Happy New Beans ?
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Never complain, never explain, never say anything that starts ‘My penis was oscillating’
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Life’s a bean
Three Bean Salad: kicking sand in the face of suppression with the flip-flops of truth.
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Could the Large Hadron Collider accelerate beans to the speed of light ?
Do you have doorbell or dash-cam footage of a Higgs-Boson? Get in touch!
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Kelly Vivanco
@verpabunny
is an amazing artist who does fantastic illustrations to accompany eps of
@beansaladpod
I particularly love this latest one…
@beansaladpod
One ticket for the Flow State Existential Circus please. Show notes (in pencil this time wot):
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Absolutely love this
"Diamond Harbour - Sounds like a great setting for a soap opera..."
Audio:
#beansaladpod
Animation:
#grindletoons
#ThreeBeanSalad
#ThreeBeanSaladPodcast
#madewithspine
#animation
#animated
#2Danimator
#cartoon
#podcast
@BeanSaladPod
@MrMikeWozniak
@HenryPaker
@BenPartridge
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Three Bean Salad Podcast is back ! Series 2 starts with a saucy number featuring, as always, co-beans
@mrmikewozniak
and
@benpartridge
Get your chicken leather trousers on because the beans are back. Series two starts with a bang as we grapple with the slippery world of condiments.
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Floss daily, bean weekly
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There’s a sneak peak of Kay’s Marvellous Medicine in today’s Sunday Times Magazine ! It’s the 2nd book I’ve illustrated by the supreme
@amateuradam
, out on 30th September ! It’s all about medical history and it’s great!!
💀 📜 🫁 ⚔️ 🧠 🏰 🫀🧙♂️💊👑💉
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If you haven’t seen this show you must ! It’s a beauty.
Hullo! A mini tour extension of Zusa is afoot early next year. Tickets for London (where we're recording it for a little audio album doncha know oooooh!) available today at High Noon, tickets for Newbury available tomorrow, all the rest available NOW!
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Deep and crisps and even
Three Bean Salad for crucial and fearless podcasting. This week: Crisps.
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AMY GETS EATEN is out now !
@amateuradam
wrote it ! I illustrated it! It’s about how one minute you can be a piece of sweetcorn hanging out on a pizza and the next you can be tumbling through a digestive tract! Give it to a small young person (child)
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Excitement! I’ve illustrated another children’s book by
@amateuradam
and it’s out very soon!
I'm THRILLED to reveal the cover of the most disgusting children's book of the year... KAY'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE - a gross and gruesome history of the human body. Out on 30th Sept - click to pre-order, or head to your lovely local bookshop!
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@benpartridge
@matthewcr
You were supposed to use that to do the ‘signing the cheque’ mime at the end of the meal you fool!
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This weekend, choose Kerrigan’s
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New kids book by
@amateuradam
and illustrated by me! Learn the terrifying truth about toasters and toilets… Out this Thursday and available in various places.
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Delighted that
@amateuradam
and I have been nominated for a National Book Award, for Kay’s Incredible Inventions! Congrats to everyone on the shortlist!
@yomiadegoke
@RGalbraith
@lisajewelluk
@Freida_McFadden
@4thEstateBooks
@HarperCollinsUK
@LittleBrownUK
@WFHowes
@centurybooksuk
@PenguinUKBooks
@cstone_press
@bookouture
@KidsBloomsbury
@BooksSphere
@StevenBartlett
@RealDMitchell
@ThisisPartridge
@SirPatStew
@EburyPublishing
@Octopus_Books
@MichaelJBooks
@TransworldBooks
@orionbooks
@simonschusterUK
@HachetteAudioUK
@annabelwriter
@RavenaGuron
@RealMattLucas
@hurrahforgin
@theweekjunior
@simonkids_UK
@Usborne
@FarshoreBooks
@PuffinBooks
@timbudgen
@AliceOseman
@CherieZamazing
@jamiesmart
@scholasticuk
@HachetteUK
@DFB_storyhouse
@phoenixcomicuk
@AndersenPress
Introducing our shortlistees for Children's Non-Fiction
@sathnam
& Jen Khatun,
@mariaisabelsanchezvegara
& Matt Hunt, Leon Diop, Briana Fitzsimons & Jessica Louis, Atinuke & Kingsley Nebechi,
@amateuradam
&
@HenryPaker
, and Peter Lantos 🌟
Discover the lists:
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Fresh beans ! 🎸 🎷 🎶
To celebrate Glitch Week, today's "Musical Instruments" episode features an unparalleled technical catastrophe. Not for the faint hearted.
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Have you had your Beans ?
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Shiver me beans
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Shhhhhhh
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Joe Wilkinson: My Autobiography (illustrated by me) is out today! I hope you like it because it took absolutely ages.
Buy it from your local bookshop or use this link:
My Autobiography is out today ! Lucky it's also 'National Autobiographies That Aren't True Day'. 🙌
Hope you enjoy the book !
@HenryPaker
did the brilliant illustrations (& directed this video).
Available now in the big & little bookshops & online.
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Had a lot of fun doing this pod with the superb Margaret Cabourn-Smith. We went to some really dark places but I always felt held.
@CrushedbyMCS
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Bean
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@WorldBookDayUK
is brilliant for many reasons not least because it helps thousands of children to own their very first book! Delighted to have got the chance to illustrate one of them this year, written by
@amateuradam
❤��� 📚 😊
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Delighted to have contributed to this beefy goodness 🥩 🐄 🥩 🐄
New episode out today! And there's a lot going on in celebration of BRITISH BUSINESS SUCCESS.
Interview with Phosphorus Brother
@SunilDPatel
!
The return of Paul Shilpott! (
@HenryPaker
)
Entrepreneurs! (
@LadyLasholina
@LouRobb
@hesmygirl
)
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Take an incredible journey back in time to last Wednesday, when this podcast came out…
This week: a topic that has addled brains across the ages. But has it addled beans? It's Time Travel!
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Devastated to hear about
@garethrichards
Such a gifted, funny, clever, silly, warm and wonderful man. RIP xxx
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Hugely excited about this !
Announcement! Are you 3 to 5 years old? Great! The first picture book from me and
@HenryPaker
is out in Feb. It's called AMY GETS EATEN. It's about digestion and poo, told by a piece of sweetcorn called Amy, and you can pre-order it if you like.
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Last week’s Three Bean Salad still tastes fresh!
In it we took an irreverent 😉 look at lizards
🦎 🦎 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
With co-beans
@mrmikewozniak
and
@benpartridge
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Steaming hot beans!
This week's topic is "Biscuits"! How do you listen to yours?
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The sun’s out! It’s the weekend! We’ve done a podcast about goblins!
"How do goblins feel about marriage?", "Do goblins wear socks?", "What would a goblin put in a sandwich?". Just a few of the many questions we leave for our listeners to tackle in their own time. That's right, this week's topic is goblins.
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Hot fresh beans !
Get edified bean-style with this definitive episode on "Museums".
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Creamy creamy beans
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Alien vs Beans
New beans, fresh and hot from the mothership. This week's theme is ALIENS! 👽👽👽👽👽👽
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Bean Day comes around again so fast !
Who is the greatest living artist of our time? (is just one of the questions we don't go anywhere near in the latest episode which is all about portraiture):
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I meant to write Beancano but will leave this tweet up as a warning.
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Beancado!
New episode: on-the-syllabus listening for the geologists, Pompeii guides and disaster movie makers of tomorrow.
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This is still blowing my mind. So brilliant.
@beansaladpod
You know the ‘evidence wall’ in detective dramas? Yeah, this feels a bit like that.
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New book out today !
KAY'S INCREDIBLE INVENTIONS by me and
@HenryPaker
is out today! And here's an animation to prove it. I think it's our best kids' book yet – 440 pages crammed full of everything ever invented. Head to a lovely bookshop or to a website, such as this one.
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This podcast has been left out for almost a week and has stewed.
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People in glass houses should grow beans
Last of the season before the beans toddle off to spend November reinforcing their compounds. Until soon!
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I had so much fun doing doing this with
@benpartridge
@mrmikewozniak
@NadiaKamil
and
@davecribb
and the stream is still available here…
Thanks to everyone who came to our live show yesterday. What a lovely audience you were. And the livestream recording is still available for another week!
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Blood curdling beans
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🎶 When you wish upon a bean 🎵
The Bean Machine is fixed. But is that enough?
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