Freida McFadden
@Freida_McFadden
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Freida McFadden is the author of multiple thrillers and medical fiction, including The Locked Door, The Perfect, Son, The Devil Wears Scrubs and Brain Damage.
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Finished reading book patient recommended to me and now she’s discharged before I can tell her how much I liked it!
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It is impossible to buy bananas without one of them eventually turning up rotting at the bottom of one of my kids' backpacks
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Sorry patient, we can't write an order saying that your call bell has to be answered within 60 seconds...
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What the election would look like if only women could vote
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Patient with diplopia: "I'm glad you're not ugly because I see two of you."
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I am torn between desperately wanting to make new friends and not having time for the friends I have
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If a religious company doesn't want to pay for birth control, that's fine as long as they provide one year of paid maternity leave.
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How come parents are required by law to use a car seat, but not to vaccinate their children?
#vaccinate
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There is definitely an inverse correlation between the number of drug allergies and how crazy a patient is
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I think the mechanism of colchicine is that it gives you so much diarrhea that you forget about your gout pain
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I am addicted to ordering stuff from Amazon. It's like getting presents two or three times a week.
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I think it's a sign of motherhood that I don't even close the door anymore when I pee.
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Seeing yourself in your children makes you like yourself better
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My daughter: "they didn't have phones when my mommy was alive." Insulting on so many levels...
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When you page me, give me one freaking minute to answer the page before you leave your desk or make another call
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45 orders placed on Amazon in last 6 months. Do I have a problem?
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It's really embarrassing when you argue with your preschooler about something and it turns out they were right
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You know you're well-dressed when your 90-year-old patient tells you she's got the same shirt that you're wearing
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Facebook has partially become this depressing thing where I see all my former friends growing old
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I think I have forgotten how to relax. But I'm not sure if I ever knew in the first place.
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I can't believe the Kindle and paperback version of the book on Amazon cost exact same amount
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My kids were just fighting over who got to eat the last piece of broccoli. Has hell frozen over?
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It's always sort of amazing when I use something I learned in medical school during my actual job
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The real Clinton email scandal is that a bullshit story has dominated the campaign
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I actually said in a dictation: "patient was, you know, pleasant."
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Young adult books are awesome. I'm going to work my way through this list.
http://t.co/FHqVL1RI1P
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How can you be afraid of 5-year-old Syrians coming to this country, yet OK with terror suspects buying guns?
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Briefly installed the Facebook app on my phone, before sick feeling in my stomach forced me to delete it
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How come white, brown, black, and green can be last names but not any other colors?
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Gave my daughter a much-needed lesson about not tattling
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Note to self: in the future, do not drink a large bottle of Gatorade before going to your kid's recital
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Furious with all the pro-choice and environment-conscious people who didn't vote b/c they "didn't like" either candidate. Vote on issues!
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The most frustrating thing is to be exhausted yet not be able to fall asleep
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As I get older, I keep cutting my hair shorter and shorter. Eventually, I'll just be bald.
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Demented patient: "if you expect me to stay in the hospital, you're going to have to pay me $50 an hour."
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No her preschool graduation is complete without your kid picking her nose on stage
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Thank you transcription service for including "end dictation" in my history and physical
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I suspect a survey of oxygen nasal cannulas would show that at least 60 percent are not actually in nostrils or anywhere close
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Whenever I see a patient wearing one of those rubber band bracelets, I think to myself, "Some child loves this person."
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I can't believe we live in a society where we have to deal with immature tweets from our presidential candidates
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I didn't think I could possibly hate Ted Cruz any more. Then he made Carly Fiorino his running mate.
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Raised almost $100 yesterday to fight parasite infection in children in developing countries! Thanks to everyone who bought the book!
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I genuinely wonder what would happen if somebody walked into an NRA meeting and shot up 50 people
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What is the deal with men feel like they have a right to pick on any tiny imperfections in women's bodies?
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My mother, in response to my asking for a link: "I don't know how to send a link. I am not even sure what a link is."
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I'm getting to the point where thinking about this election makes me ill
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Rush Limbaugh complains about nonconsensual sex being called rape
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I thought my contribution was lazy, but the woman who brought Burger King chicken nuggets to family night at school is the winner
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My daughters teacher sent home a handwritten note in which she spelled "there" as "thier". I am horrified x2.
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My husband has never heard the song Love Yourself. I want to live on the planet that he lives on.
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Top 8 reasons you should date/marry a female physician or surgeon
http://t.co/dPGYjENSxR
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Can't decide if drawing from my daughter in my office makes me happy or sad
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Men with muscles and money more attractive to women. In other news, the sky is blue.
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Sometimes I truly wonder if I will ever get a good nights sleep ever again for the rest of my life
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Made a $250 donation to the fistula foundation, as a percentage of sales from Baby City
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I've been reading a lot of shel Silverstein to my daughter so I made a sophomoric attempt at poetry
http://t.co/0i1fbuD27d
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My personal theory is that Sam from Glee is actually Macauley Culkin
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I have forgotten how furious people on craigslist make me when I attempt to sell something
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Cooking instructions need to stop telling us to measure internal temperatures. Sorry, not testing my hot dog with a thermometer.
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Why does my iPhone taunt me with the weather in Cupertino?
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I just called my father and he told me he couldn't talk because he's on the golf course. I really hope that's not a euphemism for sex.
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10 Comics That Hilariously Sum Up Parenthood | The Huffington Post
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Lawmaker asks if swallowed camera be used for female exam -
http://t.co/sAXmzzMxyI
http://t.co/5S0U2Cn2Yw
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It amazes me how people will offer incorrect information with such complete certainty
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Her majesty refuses to poop in a potty that has a tiny hair in it. It must be cleaned!
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From my signed dictation: "patient is on neurontin and gabapentin." Oops. I hope I was right that nobody actually reads these things....
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10 Sacrifices Every Parent Makes That No One Talks About -- this is so true
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My daughter woke me up at six in the morning to complain that I hadn't closed the door to the medicine cabinet. OCD much?
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Take a Bow, America: What Every U.S. State Is Best at
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From a note I wrote today: "patient refused buttocks."
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It turns out that the frontman of my favorite band when I was a teenager created the theme song for my daughter's favorite tv show...
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Doctor: " I think Mr. Smith has CHF leaking from his ears."
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I am not setting foot in another department store until December 26
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It's official: my nine-year-old daughter and I have the same shoe size
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In retrospect, I wouldn't have forced my daughter to eat that last piece of ravioli if I knew she was going to drop it on my pants
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