Alelliott
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2x winner of the Haven pub quiz. Forton Services enthusiast. Everton and Workington Reds fan. Love music and books. Enjoy getting out on the fells. Anti-fascist
Cumbria
Joined April 2020
'Christmas markets with this one'.
Billie Joe Armstrong and Ryan Reynolds at yesterday’s Wrexham game—just pure good vibes. You can tell these two had an amazing time together at STōK Cae Ras!. #greenday #billiejoearmstrong #ryanreynolds
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Just saw a goth in an Aston Villa top. Absolutely class.
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XL Wooly.
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Peep Show is the best show ever but it's pretty inexplicable how many attractive women on it are attracted to Mark and Jez.
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'Who remembers when things were worse? Wasn't it great'
Who remembers when growing up that going out for a meal in a restaurant was on special occasions only & you saved up for it?.
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Jack Black is famously hated in Brighton so fair play for the lack of security 👏.
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One of my mates done that same Declan Rice non-celebration after getting a goal once because he scored against another team he'd player Sunday league for.
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That's Gerry Adams.
Good morning. Might have stayed up late drawing Leicester City. Upsetting imagery to follow 🧵
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Because it looks and sounds shit.
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I would absolutely love to push that whole thing over.
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'Are we garbage, or are we nazis?' 🎶
wait so are we garbage or are we nazis ???.
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There's a ready made vocalist already available
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That's because he owns Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
The 88-year-old Duke Of Kent has increased his workload by 19 per cent. Read more 👇.
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Turning up at The Den like this
Green Day: ‘If you want to experience British culture, go to see Millwall play’
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Holly Willoughby.
Which celebrity do you suspect is pure evil in private?.
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RIP Bernard Hill. His performance as Yosser Hughes on Boys from the Blackstuff was perfection and British television at it's best
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Anyone else say 'Stranraer' in the Brian Potter off Pheonix Nights voice everytime they see the name of it anywhere?.
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There's a genuine case to be made that the Scissor Sisters version of 'Comfortably Numb' is the best cover song of all time.
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They were a bit good weren't they.
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Which celebrities are getting cancelled next year then? I'm saying Richard Ayoade and Stephen Fry.
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Thought that was Tubes off Soccer AM at first.
i have never been more gagged by a concert intro…going in blind was the best decision ever
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If I was to play devil's advocate then I would predict that at some point most of these clowns have said 'keep politics out of football'.
Leeds fans singing 🎶 Manor Solomon is on my mind and he hates Palestine 🎶. Best chant ever 😍😍😍.
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Ricky Gervais is an awful stand-up comedian, even taking his awful views aside he's just not good at it. The sort of pub bore who laughs at their own shit banter. If he hadn't had success with tv shows beforehand then he wouldn't have got anywhere near where he's at now with it.
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'Bell them birds again lad'.
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How about a bit of empathy for people losing their jobs rather than the constant obsession with Brexit. Same goes for all the smug replies as well, it's not about people losing their jobs to some people, they don't care, its just about scoring political points on here.
Most Port Talbot workers voted leave… but wouldn’t vote for it again. “I regret my vote” said a steel worker today, who found out this morning his job is going. “Brexit brought us uncertainty.”
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@parkinscroat When he got subbed on he looked genuinely confused as to why he was on the pitch.
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A counter point, this photo is funny as fuck and Jonathan Pie isn't.
Ah yes, getting your political point across in the form of an assault. Always a good look.
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What’s an album you fell in love with instantly on first listen?
What’s an album you fell in love with instantly on first listen?
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Rejected lyrics for the Malcolm in the Middle theme tune.
You're not the boss of me, cunt.
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The entire British record industry is being kept alive by men who post this picture as a reply to anything and everything on here
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They're gonna dub over Lee Carsley on television later like what they used to do with Gerry Adams.
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@duzany1care @NoShirleyNo If you aren't planning on doing it yourself then it's got nothing to do with you.
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If you're turning to the far right because of the curry mile, which has been there for probably 40 years or more, then maybe it's because you're just a daft racist. Why is Rory Stewart the politician getting singled out for this as well lol.
I invite @RoryStewartUK , and any other liberal, to a drive around where my parents used to live. Longsight and Rusholme. I ask, is this what you want? Do you understand why people are turning to the “far right” now?
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@PeckingOrder03 I know it pre-dates the shows storylines (in time) but Big Suze going out with Jez, really?.
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A character that deserved better.
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They called it years ago, fair play.
@sleafordmods aww don't be like that gramps. We ❤️ the fact that you're just The Shamen for middle aged, middle-class hipsters. It's cute. 😘.
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Cans on me when this one ceases to live.
After 33 years with the RMT, the last three as general secretary, Mick Lynch is standing down. On behalf of all long-suffering train passengers, I wish him a short and unhappy retirement.
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There hasnt been a single good sitcom made in the past 15 years,. Let that sink in,. Friends, Seinfeld, The Office, Frasier, Scrubs, HIMYM, The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family all pre 2009 starts,. The industry should be ashamed of themselves.
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Laugh at the new Joker film all you want but that man has some serious men's mental health.
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This is mine
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@LyndonArthur Neither of those things are going to be encouraged to be talked about at school though are they. I would argue that maybe schools should make kids, especially boys, aware of Andrew Tate though, to warn them that he's a fucking danger.
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Imagine knowing that bald prick with the glasses, maybe even having to work with him or something. Incredibly thick and annoying as well as racist.
Leicester is the one least white places in the UK so I went to ask them about immigration
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What's and worst television show that you've ever watched by choice? For me it's probably Little Britain. In my defence I was about 15 when I was watching it and everyone seemed to watch it but my word that show was an absolute heap.
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Jonathan Gullis is the reason why desiccant silica gel packets have a 'Do not eat' warning on them.
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The best thing about the Coote video is when he starts pointing out that 'Milner is alright'.
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Starting a petition for £3 to be the most anywhere can charge for a pint and if it gets to a million signatures I'm taking it straight to the King as it's part of his constitutional duties to deal with things like this and if he doesn't then it will trigger his removal.
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes.
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What’s a fictional location you desperately want to visit?.
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Charity shops are going to be full of copies of this in a few months time
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Got accused on here yesterday of having an agenda against 'Dapper Laughs'.
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Who are the best actors ever at taking some dialogue that is just nonsense but delivering it with such gravitas that it sounds cool as hell?. Anthony Hopkins, right? Who else?.
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Probably the worst comeback I've ever seen on here.
Yea well my marriage lasted longer than Klopp did at Liverpool 😂😂.
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What YouTube see's when you put the London 2012 Opening Ceremony on
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Name, quote tweet & share a band who could've been bigger ?. My choice: Shack. So much better than loads of bands from the same era and Micheal Head is still releasing great music to this day
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If you don't want money being spent on protecting mosques then don't attack mosques in the first place. Moron.
£117 million to protect mosques, not a fucking penny to protect our schools. He's shown where his loyalty lies. #StarmerOutNow.
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How do people say 'Winner winner chicken dinner' and not feel like absolute dickheads.
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Context: I can remember when This Is England was first released it was quite popular with racists who probably seen Combo as the 'good guy', which shows how absolutely thick they are and how much they missed the point of the whole film.
ENOUGH. who’s a character that someone LIKING is a red flag for you.
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Haggis, neeps and tatties stack with whisky sauce. A joint effort from me and my dad
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Imagine feeling alienated from left-wing politics because someone took the piss out of Kasabian.
Hey lefties! . Want to alienate some friends with your snide muso snobbery? Of course you do. Because, if you didn't, you might have enough support for a fucking revolution.
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@RuddyNuisance Tbh I had forgot about it and that Declan Rice goal reminded me lol, not heard it mentioned for years.
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If this is the most iconic boxing photo of all time, then what is the most iconic football photo of all time? 📸
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