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wakefield
Joined January 2023
Never been more jealous of anybodys Mrs. The boy is a sensation.
Let the mrs choose this week’s ruby… . She wanted a Dhansak, so that’s what we’ve gone with 🫡. Underrated dish imo. Friday Night is Curry Night 🌶️🔥
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@TavernFootball I reckon the lads who used to sell bottles of Lucozade at my school could make enough to afford those flights in one school week.
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@jakeperry97 Alan White played all the McCarroll era songs like this and it fucked me off. Rock N Roll Star, Some Might Say and Listen Up as examples. Proper took the balls out of them.
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Mark Labbett getting home to his cousin:.
just met at 58 year old named bradley. are u joking.
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@allmoshnopit Look at that absolute fucking hunk. New phone background right there. Up the fucking chickens.
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Walk pics 2024
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Wet Leg have been quiet recently haven't they. Which is terrible news really because that means at some point probably soon Wet Leg will be coming back.
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Lovely little account this.
today i walked eight miles and i had steak pie with mash and veggies for dinner 🤎
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My heart got kicked out of all its homes, and dying young just didn't work so I guess I'm dying old.
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@townsendyesmate I remember walking around Paris listening to this on my Sony Ericsson W810i and thinking about the Skins series 1 finale and how I hoped Tony was gonna be okay after getting mullered by the bus. Glory days.
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@buckfastbadlad They need to bring back the big chunky skate shoe they made called MX2. Wore them as a kid back in 2006 and I'm genuinely sure they were £2.
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@WorldFamousHot1 @FinTaylorcomedy Oh bloody hell Fin Taylor you've gone and made the annoying sauce sad.
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@stickocelery @OldGilles Then you my friend will love the fact that on the way home me and my pal usually stop at the shop for more beers, salt and vinegar Squares and Frazzles.
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Nothing to do with wearing Pringles as shinpads then no?.
The aftermath of that red card tackle on Ricardo Rees that apparently made no contact 👀
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He always reminded me of a guy who was doing Johnny Knoxville fancy dress but was only allowed to get his costume from Topman.
Portrait of English Indie pop duo The Tings Tings (Jules De Martino and Katie White) photographed at the The Circus Space in London (2008)
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people that post a screenshot of an existing tweet without a single character of commentary should be shot out of a cannon.
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I'm 30 actually.
People (men over 50 on their own) waiting outside spoons already 🤩.
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One of the last times I found true joy
You won an unlimited supply of snacks😍 what are you choosing?💬.
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Ferenc Buspass.
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To sit in Fanny's Ale House in Saltaire every day listening to tunes and staring out the window
What do men actually want?.
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Would go to Hastings to buy bread for her any day of the week
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@shitbritishpics Pictured right before he emigrated to New York in order to combat his problems with slumber.
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One can and three pints down before even getting to the works Christmas do. Pray for our souls
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He must shit like a magpie.
You can’t beat smoked haddock, poached eggs & mash from dinos cafe at 6.40am! Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference! GO SMASH THE DAY YOU LOVELY PEOPLE!! We Bosh❤️
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He comes to gigs with me and my pals and I'm pretty sure they prefer him to me. Which I fucking love. Big up our Breeny
Brag about your DAD.
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Wake up new chorus of Starburster by Fontaines D.C just dropped.
I’m gonna drink your Guinness with it’s smooth and creamy finish
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You just know the Fontaines lads are absolutely pissing themselves laughing at this.
This karaoke pop singer pink haired scumbag #FontainesDC needs to go to the West Bank & do a charity show for the terrorists he adores. Guitar Zero🦇🤡
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Me at 26 yo. So what
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Dragged the hangover to the sofa and I'm now watching Hook. What a Sunday we've got in store here.
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I feel seen.
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"A succulent Chinese meal". - Australian police.
What are you convinced people are pretending to enjoy?.
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Look what they took from us
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Buying sweets as a grown man is lowkey embarrassing for some reason but look I just want some sour Skittles.
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First day of Year 7, happiest lad on earth
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Yeah Richard Ashcroft so famously talented that nobody on Earth other than your dads most boring mate can name a single song he's written since the mid 90s.
@BFloodlights Richard’s got more talent in his left nostril than all your so called new bands put together now stop being an entitled little bumbaseed and show some fucking respect.
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I too open packets of fish using props from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
It has just taken me FIFTEEN MINUTES to open this pack of salmon. Surely there MUST be an easier way?! @Tesco
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Oasis fans rattled by young lads speaking exactly how Oasis would have done in the 90s. Brilliant.
Fontaines D.C. have said that they 'couldn’t really give a shit' about the Oasis reunion. Carlos O’Connell and Conor Deegan III shared their stance during a new interview with Studio Brussel, and said that the news of the reunion goes against what they were hoping to achieve with
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My favourite quote from Honey I Shrunk The Kids.
We are all Littler aren’t we?.
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@UinsionnMac @peterjmcgann This is true although he wasn't complaining when he was making money off touring a Super Hans "DJ" set a few years ago.
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I got given the word "mortality" in two separate board games yesterday, and last night I had a very vivid dream of being stabbed to death. What the fuck is waiting round the corner for me?.
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The building straight across from the boozer I was in today. Glorious
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Kick his fucking head in.
“You come at the king, you best not miss”. FEATHERS MCGRAW IS BACK!
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The struggle to hold in the rage of a thousand suns whenever somebody at work says "touch base".
What’s a thing or two they didn’t prepare you for in adulthood?.
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Start vs end of 2024 (didn't swap the cat for the drink, he's still here asleep on me)
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@sleafordmods I'm so so happy that I thought you two were a pair of fucking shite thick cunts right from the very start.
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I'd rather get in the bath with my dad.
.@MumfordAndSons and @Pharrell share joyous new single ‘Good People’. The track was performed live for the first time at the Louis Vuitton Men’s Autumn/Winter 2024 runway show today (January 16)
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I think I speak for everybody when I say what the world has been waiting for is some probably slow and boring Noel Gallagher acoustic songs, just to mix things up a bit.
Noel said last night that “There is an acoustic album that is ready just finding the right order of the songs”
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Back to work tomorrow although the office will be 90% empty and I'm fairly sure I've forgotten my password. So a day of chin stroking and going "hmm" a lot I think.
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Look ma, I made it!.
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Anybody know what film this is?.
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Been waiting for her to speak out about this.
Molly-Mae on 'kiss' with Tommy: 'It's complicated'
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My mate just sent me this from his archives from 9 years ago. Really is hard to believe I didn't get any matches
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@jakeperry97 And a Euro 2004 top with Beckham on the back. Doing knee slides on the dancefloor at every birthday party. Vibe.
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Can somebody pleaaase get Andy Bush some mates.
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