No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!)
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✍🏻Artistically challenged football doodlers📕BOOK! The Unofficial World Cup Album: A Poorly Drawn Incomplete History 🛒 https://t.co/WGaFUvZ8hO No Pasarán
Oxford, via Wales
Joined June 2014
📍Pinned tweet. ✍️Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly . 🛒NEW (cheaper!) UK shop: 🛒Etsy (still works!): 📚BOOK: RTs spread the joy/pain x
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Eric Dier vs Sergio Ramos with one of the most fabulously pointless clatterings ever seen. Magnificent.
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‘That’s not an easy finish, by the way’ says Martin Keown about a spinning 180-degree scissor volley that every single human on earth was amazed by.
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“does he have a moustache?”. “no”. *flip, flip, flip*
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Just using the Football Manager editor to allow players to get 17th Century illnesses and injuries. Glen Johnson caught the plague.
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[bursts in panting, covered in Sharpie]
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Whole bog roll for van de Ven. Plus a brown heart emoji. Can’t be good.
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It was so good we had to make a tapestry
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Made this and am very sorry
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The thing Ronaldo needs to realise is that the reason so many decisions go against him is because it’s much funnier.
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First time I saw this, thought it was great. Second time, realised it was the last minute and the winning goal. Amazing. Third time, realised the DC keeper was upfield and Rooney was protecting an empty net. Flip. I mean, this is *really* good.
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‘Blaze Your Glory!’ is the sort of thing you see on a crowd banner in Pro Evo 4.
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What I do have are a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
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Hi @ManUtd is this okay?. Our *new* MAN RED print is now available, featuring 36 entirely fictitious footballers from an unnamed northern club who play in red. We’ve made 50 of these. ALL profits from this first 50 go to Cancer Research UK ❤️. SHOP 👉🏻
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Best CB partnership in the league
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#MyHandleExplained. Had no cash to collect World Cup 2014 Panini stickers. Decided to fill album for £0 by drawing them ourselves. Realised we couldn't draw. Got a bit carried away. Ended up on the news. Did it again for Euro2016 raising £4500 for charity. About to do it again.
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VERILY TWAS WORTHY OF A TAPESTRY
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Amazing to think he’ll get a yellow card and a knighthood for the same tackle.
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Whereas some small clubs narrow the touchlines or only water half the pitch when a big team comes to town, Newport open an actual portal to hell above their stadium. #NEWTOT
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Because Spurs are good (this week) we thought we'd quickly draw a nice new collection of Angeball 24-25 doodles but the first thing we drew turned out like this. Obviously we should go throw our pens in the canal ASAP but instead strap in for a very wonky thread 🧵 x #COYS
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Have supported Spurs for 33 years and still don't fundamentally understand them.
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Not sure why but I made a Bayeux Tapestry version of Cantona's kung-fu kick
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UEFA: we want to replace international friendlies with something a bit more competitive. Eric Dier: gotcha.
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DARREN PURSE IS ON HIS STAG DO WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH OUR RUBBISH DRAWING OF HIM ON IT. We’re retiring. It doesn’t get any better than this.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BRUM BRUM
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4-0 v Barca. The best corner in football history. Milner in tears. Klopp welling up and dropping f-bombs live on TV. This will all be nothing compared to Eric Dier’s second yellow in the 14th minute tomorrow night.
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First the Ramos tackle, now this. Eric Dier hurtling towards national treasure status.
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🚨 Mario Balotelli doing things alert
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Stairs up to the bedroom
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Verily we hath made a most special tapestry of Sir Mo and the slaying of the Citizens
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See Peter Shilton is doing tweets again
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Sensational for many reasons but mainly for the Cantona-esque ‘stand-stock-still-and-drink-it-in’ goal celebration 😙👌🏻 .
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Puma have to be stopped
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Völler (20’, 63’ pen), Klinsmann (90’+2)
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This is it. This is the worst thing we've ever drawn.
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I’ve been David Squires’d and its the greatest feeling in the world 🥲
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Very cool that Alan Sugar can post racist nonsense and still front a BBC show, while Gary Lineker is forced off air for criticising a government policy. Very cool.
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Describe your favourite goal using only emoji.
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Not saying Manchester United have a recent history of poor judgement but they did once threaten to sue us for infringing their intellectual copyright with the following doodle
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Guys we are so tired pls no
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And now a Bayeux Tapestry version of Maradona's 'Hand Of God' versus England in 1986.
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They tried to make him go to Riyadh.But he said ‘ro, ro, ro’.
Fabinho’s dog on the 6 o’clock news tonight to give his side of the story
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Let this be a lesson to us all 🇧🇷
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Happy Peter Shilton Cannot Jump Day to all who celebrate 🥳
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Stuart Broad currently playing the role of a child who has made an adult laugh with a joke and is now making the same joke and then making it again and then making it again and again and again and again and honestly how can you not love him.
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Watching Luton and you really have to admire the impartiality of the in-house commentator
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"Peter you've added nothing."
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#thfc Players Committee comprises of Hugo Lloris, Harry Kane, Eric Dier and Pierre-Emile Hobjerg. | @DaveHytner
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AND.WE.ARE.DONE. It had to be Christian last, hope we did the beautiful man justice. ❤️ . That’s it - 678 Panini drawings in 31 days - in the bag! If you’ve enjoyed, you can still donate!. ENJOY THE FINAL 🏴 🇮🇹
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tougher crowd over on instagram
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It’s all in hand, our lawyers have been informed.
🔵 𝑻𝑬𝑨𝑴 𝑵𝑬𝑾𝑺 ⚒️. XI | Ortega Moreno, Walker (C), Stones, Dias, Ake, Rodrigo, Bernardo, Mahrez, Alvarez, Grealish, Haaland. SUBS | Ederson, Phillips, Gundogan, Laporte, Gomez, Akanji, Perrone, Foden, Lewis. #ManCity | @HaysWorldwide
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Someone suggested we drew the British Managers' Lunch Club as Da Vinci's Last Supper, so we drew the British Managers' Lunch Club as Da Vinci's Last Supper. It is not good.
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Love this angle on Toni Kroos’ goal
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Got a pizza delivered yesterday and it was like a Cold War hostage exchange. Headlights in the dark. Heavy drizzle. A man emerges from the car, clad in black. Stands staring, waiting for The Signal. I flick the kitchen light on, letting him know it's okay to approach.
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Going to wear a different football shirt each day until lockdown ends. If I run out of shirts before the end THE VIRUS HAS WON.
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Right, here we go: strap in for a thread of wonkily drawn iconic Premier League moments. It won't be good. We'll start with a minimalist one. Apologies, it will only get worse. Oh and SUGGESTIONS WELCOME. There's 36 slots to fill. RTs appreciated but not encouraged x
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Sad times. Man Utd got in touch and made us stop selling our wonky drawings of their ex-players. If you've ordered one, we'll be in touch. x
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There he is now anyway
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Went t-shirt shopping and accidentally found the holy grail
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BOURNEMOUTH WON SO WE'RE DRAWING THEM. Strap in, won't be pretty 🧵
If Bournemouth win we will draw them. You have been warned 🍒.
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No you wasted your day
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Our Danish isn’t great but we *think* this is a journalist dropping his trousers to show Kasper Dolberg a tattoo of our drawing of him that he has on his thigh. The world is amazing and, in many ways, absolutely terrifying.
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Erik Lamela has won the Puskas Award, cementing his legacy as the greatest Argentinian footballer of all time 🥇
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Nothing but respect for the absolutely enormous chinese takeaway in the Welsh dressing room
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As a Tottenham fan, I cannot believe they're actually making us go through with playing the Champions League Final tomorrow night. This is not what I signed up for.
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